What Sichuan jokes are there?

1. Sparrows and crows together form a dragon gate array. The sparrow said, what kind of bird are you? The crow said: I am your phoenix. Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son? Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler.

2. A teacher assigned a task to her students, making sentences with "pleading" and "demanding". After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of pig's trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move." Mom said, "I ask you to chew!" " "

There are two Hong Kong people coming to check in at the front desk, which may not be booked in advance. I heard the receptionist ask him with Trump: "Excuse me, are you Xuan (Sichuan dialect, which just means temporary)?" This is not the funniest, but the key is behind. Hong Kong people obviously don't understand what Xuan means, and their expressions are blank. So the waiter repeated with emphasis: "I mean, are you there?" Hong Kong people were still hesitating and finally spoke: "I ... I didn't come by plane, I came by plane!" " "