Stone drum fortune telling _ Stone drum life horoscope

Push the flashlight into the toilet-Die (shit)

Uncle Ba cooks whole rice noodles-one by one.

Women in Cheung Chau sell vegetables-more melons and less vegetables.

Abei Capon-A Warm Kidney

Shankeng chicken-it's very red.

Chickens-dress up as big ones.

Pee underwater.-you know that.

Too centimeters of pork-everyone has one.

Ben had a blowjob-outrageous.

One-eyed game-one-eyed sunbathing

Brother Xi quickly shaved his head.

Paederia cristata-long and smelly.

Soy sauce for rice-greedy water

Watermelons hit dogs-I didn't see any.

Cheung Chau Boy Beats His Wife-Feet

Uncle Shi sells dogs-choose.

Dragon boat with pig manure-long and smelly.

The old man came to power-a powerful force.

Potatoes in sugar water-relaxed mood

Draw a tiger-it's scary

Eunuch Circumcision —— Take this as an example

The fat man is wearing a hat-just a few big ones.

Boil soup with salted eggs-the heart is really dry

Pig manure suddenly inserted into banana leaves-a strange thing.

Chop cow shit with an axe.-get in.

Fat woman guarding the door-big tie.

Rotten balloons-blow you up.

What is the rank of the second uncle? Asked the ambassador.

Old China New Year-Count to Seven

Hold this shit hole and hang him.

The end of Zhuji Road-redundant (for example) (Note: there is a teahouse at the end of Zhuji Road)

Boom? Sheep-er, both, er.

Ato is anxious-rely on support.

Collecting firewood in the rain-everyone is screaming.

Bachelor teaches boys-bottom erosion.

Square wood and eye nails-playing is not depressed.

Water ghost urine-clear enough

Teacher's urine-light enough.

Shooting mosquitoes and beards in horse racing-it's hard to do anything.

Boiled fat sausage-contraction at both ends

Pillow flea bag bites neck

Kitchen rag-salty and wet

Pay tribute to money-attract the dead

Paper doll-gently chin

Cats wash their faces-they are willing to rely on them.

The coffin shop worships God-I want to die.

Win every other year.-not worth it.

Huagai Lantern-Is it far or near?

Sanyuangong land-tin ore body

Song San is a thin guy-Song Si (dying)

Ants wear lychee shells-be big heads.

Cold lane brick-wet

Draw a dog's head with four pieces of white paper-what a big face!

The plane hit a paper owl-where there is sweet rock, there is sweet bridge.

Nigger's urine-Mr. Black Pigeon

The number of drunk street lamps-they all know how many.

Stone bridge incense sticks ... pretend to care

The guy with no nose wears glasses-are you tight or not?

Sister of the King of Egypt-Pharaoh Jiao

Baiyun Mountain bears a load of mud-wide eyes and narrow belly.

October sugarcane head-sweet to the end

Shawan Lantern-Why bother?

Except pants fart-no need!

Tea melons deliver food-good people are limited.

The chicken blows the eggshell-wealth scatters people's happiness.

Yan posted a notice-nonsense

Black chickens peck black beans.-black peck peck.

Gun neck-no explosion, no landing

Shi Teng San Yi-easier said than sent

Mustard, ginger and lettuce-married the wrong husband, gave birth to the wrong child.

Toothless old people drink soup-not vulgar

Taro stained with sugar-heart weakness

The nose hole is covered-nothing can be avoided (nose hair)

Burning newspapers in the cemetery.-Uh, ghosts

Pour herbal tea on the bridge-why is it bitter?

The eunuch grinds the column-it's so slippery.

Walking alone in the sun, narrow and overbearing.

Walking on the zigzag bridge-make a detour

If you die, you eat it.

Raw fish in winter-cheat death

Sanshui always eats Monopterus albus-one to one.

Born on the third night-killing people (the third night: Shihai)

Three nasal cavities.-one more breath

Ma Xiang's promotion-not human feelings.

Barbecued pork and boiled soup-roasted raw meat

Begging for food and eating dead crabs-that's all.

Open henhouse-self-entry

Frogs cross the river-every frog has its own cub.

Passport photo-make a fool of yourself

Dry the film-I can't see the light.

Have ulterior motives

Teacher Zhou teaches-there is a policeman who quacks.

Stir-fried winter melon with white sugar-share joys and sorrows

Pulling the box at the end of the shed-sneaking away

Traffic lights-red and green dots