Who has a cold joke?

One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her. The hostess asked Zorro, "What if my husband comes back?"

"Zorro said," it's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below. "

The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.

Zorro said: I see.

After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. If it's too late, it's too soon.

Zorro flew out of bed and jumped out of the window. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.

I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor."

Once upon a time, there was a bean paste bag. One day, I don't know what pressed it, and the bean paste flowed out. Then he said, ah! ! It turns out that my stomach is red bean paste! !

One day, a university teacher asked a student, "There are ten birds in the tree. Shoot one, how many are left? "

The student asked, "Is it silent pistol or other silent pistol?"

"no"

"How big is the gunshot?"

"80- 100 decibel."

"Is it illegal to shoot birds in this city?"

"No offense."

"Are you sure that bird was really killed?"

"ok."

At this time, the university teacher was impatient: "Will you just tell me how many birds are left?"

"OK, are there any deaf birds in the tree?"

"No."

"Are you locked in a cage and hung from a tree?"

"No."

"Are there any other trees nearby? Are there any other birds in the tree? "

"No."

"If a bird is pregnant, is it a bird in its belly?"

"Not really."

"Birds have flowers in their eyes? Guaranteed ten? "

"No flowers, just ten."

The teacher was sweating profusely, and the bell rang, but the students continued to ask, "Are there any stupid birds that are not afraid of death?"

"Everyone is afraid of death."

"Will you kill two with one shot?"

"No."

"If your answer is not a lie," the student said confidently, "if the killed bird hangs on the tree and doesn't fall off, then there is only one left. If it falls, there will be none left. "

The teacher fell down at once!

One day, someone passed by the intersection and found something super scary. He found Sesshomaru and Sanzang laughing! `

Once upon a time, there was a matchstick scratching its head. He scratched his head and burned to death ~ ~

A fat man jumped off a tall building and became a dead fat man.

The little snake asked the big snake brother in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous?" The snake said, "Why do you ask?" The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

Xiao Ming walked on the road and stepped on a lemon, and then his feet were sore.

A reporter will visit 100 penguins in the Arctic.

He asked the first penguin what his usual interests were. The first penguin said, Eat. Go to sleep. Knock on the door.

The reporter asked doubtfully what is knocking at the door? The penguin left without saying anything. The reporter wants to say ok, don't talk. He visited the second penguin again. What are his usual interests? The second penguin said, eat, sleep and knock at the door. Why are you knocking again? The reporter muttered psychologically. One by one, from visiting the first penguin to the 99th penguin, their usual interests are eating, sleeping and making love.

Until the100th penguin.

The reporter asked him what your usual interests are.

Penguin 100th: Eat. Go to sleep.

The reporter felt very strange and asked it: Why didn't you knock?

Penguin issue 100:'' Because I am a drummer''

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"