Laughter makes you younger.

1. Some people say that I am single. That's interesting. Everyone has 1 body. Are you body double?

2. People who can't find time for love will find time for blind date sooner or later.

Night never treats people who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

Most foodies, the so-called "going out to play" will eventually evolve into "finding a place to eat and have a rest".

A man can't find a girlfriend, so he can only tell his fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the rest of his life? Fortune teller: You'll get used to it for the rest of your life.

My wife asked me sweetly, "Dear, why did you marry me in the first place?" I smiled: "Harm the people!"

7. I eat when I see other girls eating, and I buy when I see other girls buying. Seeing other girls thin and beautiful, I ignored them.

Eight. When going out, my wife will explain, drink less, eat more vegetables, and stand up if you can't catch it.

Although I have no money, I will save money. Today, I took a fancy to a luxury car, didn't buy it, and saved millions at once.

If a girl keeps saying that she is going to travel, it means that she is unhappy. If she keeps saying that she is poor and unhappy.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

12. You really comfort others. You must have spent a lot of time alone. No, I just stand and talk. It seems easy.

Thirteen. When you are in a bad mood, delete a few friends from WeChat business, not for anything else, just to make them feel that the road to entrepreneurship is not smooth sailing.

14. When I was poor, my parents spent hundreds of dollars a month. At that time, I thought it would be great to find a job with a monthly salary of more than 2000 when I grew up. As a result, my wish came true.

15. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I'll leave you the most precious thing, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!

Sixteen years old. At noon, my friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw him pay slowly and said, "Otherwise, I'll pay!" " "How dare you!" So I put my hand in his pocket.

17. I found that some friends usually don't ask you out. How rich do you think their private lives are? In fact, such people never take the initiative to ask others out. If you don't ask him out, he will rot at home.

If you have money, you must buy what you like, otherwise the money will be gone in a few days.

19. My friend said that I have a double chin, which is caused by frequent brushing of my mobile phone. Since then, every time I brush my mobile phone, I always look up. Unexpectedly, a month later, I had a tattoo on my head.

20. Children living on campus: Monday is the richest man, Tuesday is a local tyrant, Wednesday is a civilian, Thursday is a poor man, and Friday is a ruin.

Twenty one. Generally, when people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, nine times out of ten, if you say no, the other person will make you busy.

I don't understand why my parents are angry with me because I slept at home all day. Obviously, I stayed away from the troubles of the outside world, didn't spend a penny, and didn't make trouble outside.

23. When your life is not going well, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

24. I just finished cutting a customer's hair. He looked in the mirror and smiled: "I'll call my brother tomorrow!" " "I was so happy that I was about to thank him, but he patted me on the shoulder:" Call someone, too, don't say how much I bully you! " "