Come in and tell a joke.

Sorry, little brother. Let me ask you a question. Is pig's English "pug"? Don't answer: it's not you, it's me, haha.

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said nothing is more stupid than a pig. And I lost. It's all your fault! Please treat me to dinner quickly to soothe my lost heart!

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty!

The weather is getting worse these two days, and it may be a little cold. You must take care of yourself, don't freeze. As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths! I have put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I can't sleep when I miss you. I asked you if you would like to fly with me. Falling in love with you is my fault. You can't learn if you forget. . . I saw a pig, intoxicated by the short message!

Today, I talked to some friends about you. Some say you are like a horse, some say you are like a sheep, and some say you are like a sheep. . . They really went too far. I quarreled with them about it, and almost fought, because you obviously look like a pig!

Did you compromise? Are you lonely? Do you think you don't understand? Don't be sad, even if the whole world abandons you, my door is still open for you-Shenzhen state-owned pig farm.

Teach you a spell that makes you happy: (Mandarin) Ansi Bamboo, Ansi Bamboo, Ansi Bamboo Pure Bamboo. . . Congratulations on learning the standard Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig!

Dogs are mathematical geniuses who chase meat buns in a straight line, pigs are gourmets who eat shit for dessert, cats are kings of love songs, and sheep are hairdressers who burn their hair. You are better than them, especially your appetite.

Tonight, the animals in the zoo have a party. Orioles sing, peacocks dance, orangutans and elephants perform skits, and tigers and cheetahs cross talk-hey, stupid pig, it's your turn. What are you still looking at?

You and hundreds of friends held demonstrations, demanding to improve the living environment, improve supporting facilities and build more amusement places. The next day, the government issued a new decree: vigorously rectify all pig farms!

When guests come to Africa, they are called hackers. Expressing your feelings is called estrus. Vomiting after drinking is called drunkenness. If you die in an accident while driving under the influence of alcohol, you are called drunk. There are pigs like you, so they are called pigs!

Every time the wind and rain are biting, I ask you to be caring and attentive, and I will send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

Leader's Dining Speech: Rabbit (Comrade)! The dog is full today, but the dog is full because there are too many pigs to feed you. ……

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

Some people say that you have a housing crisis, and he and I are worried to death. Don't be suspicious if you don't know the inside story How can there be a housing crisis? The pigsty where you live is also a conjoined villa.

You'd better. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. And I feel that my love for you is deepening every day. That's because someone told me ... the price of piglets has gone up: you are valuable again!

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I leave, you jump out of the pigsty.

Write your name on the paper. Write the capital letter M above the first word, E on the left, W below, W below the last word, and Q on the right. Connect the feet of each letter with an arc.

Although you look like a pig, it is not your fault that you are mentally retarded. It is your fault that you often ask some mentally retarded questions to lower the IQ of others.

If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will wait for you in heaven; If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. He raises pigs well, really! "

1234567, seven little pigs were drying their bellies, and one of them was lost, which made people anxious. They let the pig doll look around. It turns out that piggy is too naughty, hiding in a dark corner, and is using his little trotters to open his mobile phone to read information. The boss of our old dormitory sent it to me.

Please don't look down, turn it off. There is really nothing to see. Come on, do you really want to see it? No regrets? You asked for it yourself You are a pig!

You are elegant, coming from afar, with a bright smile, healthy skin and gentle heart, which makes people envy you for having a pair of holy wings. I am dizzy in this world, even pigs have become angels ~ vomiting blood.

The portrayal of your life: at the age of ten, you can take a bath-pigs can clean themselves, at the age of twenty, you can dress up-pigs can flourish, at the age of thirty, you can work-pigs can have a career, at the age of forty, they can have servants, and at the age of fifty, they can shoot-pigs can throw.

There used to be countless friends, and it's the coolest if you think about it. I searched for you in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were still in my pig shed, eating grass, beside the tree, your tail wagging. So you're eating my tree, damn it!

Before, I was just an ordinary knight-errant, until I met the most mysterious you in the Jianghu, and a strange coincidence called out your name. Since then, I have become a "pig man" admired by everyone in the Jianghu.

I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry. Happy new year, pig!

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it!

I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!

Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive this message, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, so young to come out to release pigs!

I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your cross line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. I just want to be in a straight line with you, and I want to drive you into the pigsty!

The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time I remind you to put on more clothes, you always answer me disdainfully: what is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?

The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to meet a beautiful day, ok! Get out of the nest! Shake pig hair, wash pig face and work hard for feed!

Tea, drink strong, until the fragrance is especially strong; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with a mobile phone is not bad!

Before, I only knew that pigs could not talk, so I knew hum. Later, when I met you, I realized that you could hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

Baby pig's echo: you are glad to have to. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. I read about pigs, which is well-founded in the world of pigs.

Wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds: it's cold, put more grass in the nest!

A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said impassioned, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting

God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

Fat as a pig, aren't you upset? Being lazy like a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want!

It turns out that I really fell in love with you for a long time! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can't you cherish this fate after you really choose it? I want to be together forever, but the police uncle said that pigs are not allowed in the city!

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. (Hit an animal) Answer: Elephant.

A pair of lovers together is called very much in love, a pair of lovers together is called eternal knot concentric, and you are simple, you and a pig together are called pairs.

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig!

You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

They all say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been correct: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.

New signs in the animal world: ants rape African elephants, lions sell mala Tang, mice play with snakes, sharks and donkeys go shopping, pigs are crazier and pretend to be hooligans with mobile phones. Hey, you, look, Demo!

I called you a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."

You are a chubby pig who received this message. Delete this message. You are a black African pig. Reply to this message. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't return, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If it is stored, it will be an American sick pig. Hey, what do you do?

Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snowy Moon = Tender and sweet meteor+Heart words = Blessing you in Qian Qian+Charcoal = Delicious suckling pig.

Strange, really strange! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand, you said nothing, it didn't hurt at all! Later, I checked the public opinion rumors to know that the dead mouse doesn't feel cold!

You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you … pig!

How can I bear to see you leave? How many warm and happy times we spent together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, I'm not selling this pig.

I miss you day after day, and I am still lonely. When will the beautiful dream appear? Honey, I really want to see you! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! Dead pigs can't sleep well. Get up and go back to sleep

There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who keep at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read information are called stupid pigs, those who laugh are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't reply to information are not as good as ~ ~ ~

The weather changes for free, be careful to catch cold, and care about you again: you should quit taking off your clothes; Second, the exit is late; Three cold drinks; Under the temptation is picky eaters; Five precepts of cold water bath; 6. Abstinence from alcohol; Seven commandments to climb the quilt; Do you understand, Bajie?

If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world dies, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.

The falling rain triggered my infinite thinking. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed!

I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose pig is so hungry?"

I haven't heard from you for a long time I have missed you for two days. I searched all over your favorite ponds, restaurants and sleeping lawns. Your figure is still gone. My heart is broken ... how could I lose such a big pig?

My friend said that we would not be happy together. They advised me to give up you and leave you, but I really like you and can't bear to part with you, so I fell out with them. Why? They are allowed to have dogs, but I am not allowed to raise pigs.

Piggy. Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, and every five bowls reach the bottom. No one dares to compare his weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry. Happy new year, pig!

Domestic pigs are kept at home, and those born in the mountains are called wild boars. Those who see this message are all stupid pigs. If the joke is a stupid pig, the angry pig, the dead pig who ignores me, and even the pig who doesn't reply is not as good as it is.

I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look, the screen shows 5 yuan's pig head!

Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Write a song title ... you can't guess, your face is full of tears.

I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!

You look happy when you drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." "Words not to say that finish, he saw the pig very disdain abandoned you.

People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob it, you have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you have to pay for texting pigs ~!

Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive this message, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball. The ball is round. Happy round egg, pig!

Difficulties in fresh-keeping education: criticizing the superior official position is difficult to protect; It is difficult to criticize the relationship at the same level; Criticize yourself and ask for trouble; Criticize subordinates for reducing the number of votes; Criticize her husband, he will mess around; Criticize children that no one takes care of the elderly. How good is this situation?

It is said that a blind man is very accurate in fortune-telling, and everyone brought a pig with faded hair for him to calculate. After the blind man touched it, he was overjoyed and said, hip breadth has a round belly. He is a contemporary party member with a big face and small eyes. He is a leader, skinny and tender. He's keeping fresh!

Someone told me to look at the sky when I miss home, the moon when I miss my mother, and the distance when I miss my good friends, but I don't know what to look at when I miss you. Now that I finally know, I can have a look at the pigsty.

The wolf came and the pigsty was in a panic. Mother pig arranges work: big pig, go and block the door! Second pig, go and block the window! Her mother got angry when she saw the pig, and roared, pig, don't play with your mobile phone, you are beautiful and you are a pervert!