2022 serious nonsense literary classic sentences

2022 serious nonsense literary classic sentence (1) 1. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

When I first went to America, I was shocked. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

If I guess right, I must guess right.

The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

If you look white, you won't be black.

6. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.

7. Shocked that a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

8. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

9. This hand is the size of a palm.

10. If it is not successful, it should be a failure.

1 1. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

12. Is the victim of this car accident injured?

13. Only win, not win.

14. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

15. In the spring of four years, Teng stayed in Baling County, and next year, it will be five years.

16. It was still alive before it died.

17. The last time I saw such silence was the last time.

18. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

19. You must be very thin if you lose weight.

20. The last time I heard you talk like that was the last time.

Classical sentences of serious nonsense literature (Chapter II) 2 1. Who would have thought that he stood up at a height of 1.8 meters 180cm?

22. Tomorrow's weather forecast will know tomorrow's weather.

If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

25. People are really unhappy when they are unhappy.

I remember reading your last article, or when it was your last article.

27. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

28. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

29. Can't say it's irrelevant. Let's just say it has nothing to do with it.

30. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

3 1. Everyone knows that you are beautiful and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

What is said here is the same as what is said.

33. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

34. I want to talk when you say this.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

36. It should be alive before it dies.

37. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.

38. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

39. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

40. The stock law has been found, either rising or falling.

2022 serious nonsense literary classic sentence (Part III) 4 1. The stock law has been found, either rising or falling.

Do you know people sleep with their eyes closed?

43. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

44. We will know tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

45. If you are not bald, you should have a lot of hair.

46. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

47. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.

Aside from the content, what you said is quite reasonable.

49. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

50. The crab was alive before it died.

5 1. Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago?

52. Three sentences, let men listen to me three sentences.

I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

54. People who have no partners should still be single.

55. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

56. If you look good, you won't be so ugly.

57. If you are alive, you are not dead.

58. 13 You are really beautiful, especially your eyes. -* * * Two is neither too much nor too little.

59. If a person is killed, he will die.

60. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

Serious and funny nonsense, a collection of classic literary quotations

Serious and funny nonsense, classic literary quotations (I) 1. Except for the advantages, you are all shortcomings.

2. Every 60 seconds wasted in life, life passes 1 minute.

As long as you have some skills, you can't have no skills at all.

This is my father, and I am his son.

Do you know why you hate tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

7. The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

8. We will know tomorrow.

9. If you can see things, you are not blind.

10. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.

1 1.24 hours of cold knowledge, one day passed.

12. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

13. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you be a person with a real dream.

14. When you are free, you are free.

15. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

16. Every minute you breathe, 60 seconds pass.

17. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

18. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

19. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

20. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

Do you know a girl 14 years old 12 years old two years ago?

22. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

23. Because you want to read nonsense literature, I share nonsense literature, so you get nonsense literature.

24. If you are not ugly, you are beautiful.

I was shocked when I first went to country X. I have never seen so many people in any country.

26. The last time you say this sentence is the last time.

27. Even if Lao Zi Wang comes, it is Lao Zi Wang.

28. If I could understand, I wouldn't.

29. People can't stretch when they can't.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

3 1. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

32. Do you know that everyone who saw this nonsense quotation is reading this copy now?

33.you can do it! Unless you can't

34. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

35. If nothing happens, it should be an accident.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

37. I have a good job, but it's a bit bad.

38. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

40. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

Serious and funny nonsense, classic literary quotations (3) 4 1. If he is not ugly, he should be beautiful.

42. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves are pushed by the back waves.

The last time I saw such a speech was the last time.

44. The last time I felt so funny was the last time.

45. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

46. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

47. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

48. Every minute you breathe, you lose a minute of your life.

49. This fish is alive until it dies.

50. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

5 1. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equal to running ten kilometers.

52. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, so I should be careful what I say.

53. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

54. I found it when I found it.

55. As far as I know, I know nothing.

56. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are just two.

57. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

58. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

59. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

60. Why does this sweet potato smell like a tomato?

Serious nonsense, funny nonsense, literary quotations.

Serious and funny nonsense literary quotations 1. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

The whole work is good, but it is a little bad.

3. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

4. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

6. No one who is awake now should fall asleep.

7. Minors are all under the age of 18.

8. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

9. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

10. I quite agree with your speech, no matter what the content is.

1 1. I just want to say two sentences, one is a sentence and the other is a sentence.

12. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

13. If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

14. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

15. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

16. I fell from the upstairs of 100 floor. If there is no accident, there should be an accident.

17. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

18. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

19. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

20. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

Serious nonsense, funny nonsense, literary quotations 2 2 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

22. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

23. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

24. We will know tomorrow.

25. You can only win, not win.

26. People who have not slept so late should not have slept yet.

27. Return a thousand Li to Jiangling in one day and 500 Li to Jiangling in half a day.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

29. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.

As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.

3 1. Ten years of life and death, five years of life and death.

32. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

33. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

34. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

35. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.

36. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

37. If you can see things, you are not blind.

38. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

40. The stone is hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

2022 serious nonsense copy collection (60 sentences)

2022 copy of serious nonsense 1 1. We will know tomorrow.

If you are not ugly, you look beautiful.

When I first went to England, I was shocked. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

You can't say that it has nothing to do with it, only that it has nothing to do with it.

If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

8. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!

9. Morning shock! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

10. Look at it for nothing, or look at it for nothing.

1 1. When you are free, you are free.

12. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

13. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

14. sharpen one sword in ten years and half a sword in five years.

15. This tomato smells like a tomato.

16. After careful observation, I found that the day I was born turned out to be my birthday.

17. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, Zhou Yu hit him, and Huang Gai was hit.

18. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

19. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

20. If you look white, you won't be black.

2022 serious nonsense text 2 2 1. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

22. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

23. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.

24. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

25. Every minute you breathe, 60 seconds pass.

26. Every time you turn on your mobile phone, there will be an extra reminder.

27. You look serious.

28. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

29. I suddenly saw this sentence, and I suddenly saw it.

30. In the spring of the fourth year of Qing Dynasty, Teng stayed in Baling County, and the following year, he celebrated for five years.

3 1. People who have no date should still be single!

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

33. Is the deceased injured?

34. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

35. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

36. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.

37. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

38. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

39. The smarter people are, the smarter their brains are.

40. I am extremely angry!

2022 serious nonsense copy 3 4 1. If you are not ugly, you should be beautiful.

42. As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

43. Every day is the same as usual.

44. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

45. The crab was alive before it died.

46. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

47. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.

48. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, the other is jujube.

49. People are really unhappy when they are unhappy.

You waste as much time as you read these words.

5 1. In fact, if you are not tired from work, it is very easy.

When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

53. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

54. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

55. If I guess right, I must guess right.

56. I want to talk when you say this.

57. November will follow October.

58. Even if Lao Zi Wang comes, it is Lao Zi Wang.

59.438+0 1 What you said, aside from the content, I quite agree.

60. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

2022 Classic Wulitou Literature

Classical nonsense literary articles 1. The survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you will not be able to sleep.

If I guess right, I must guess right.

The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

6. As long as you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

7. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

8. Shocked that a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

9. The stone is hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

10. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

1 1. Minors are all under the age of 18.

12. Listen to you and study for ten years.

13. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

14. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

15. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few more dollars than not drinking milk.

16. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

17. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

18. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

19. According to statistics, all those born out of wedlock are women.

20. The pig was alive before it died.

Classical nonsense literature 2 2 1. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

22. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

23. It's a good job, a little bad, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect the bad feeling, so it's relatively bad, but the whole thing is good, but the disadvantage is that it's a little bad.

24. This potato looks like a potato.

The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

26. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

27. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

28. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

29. I will live to death.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

3 1. This young man is very handsome with a nose and two eyes.

32. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

33. I am calm except when I am not.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

36. I'm fine when I'm not cooking.

37. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

38. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

39. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

40. If I guess right, I should guess right.

2022 classic nonsense literature, the third chapter 4 1. You must be very thin if you lose weight.

42. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.

43. I want to talk when you say this.

44. You can't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

45. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

46. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

47. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

48. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

49. Listening to your fart is just like listening.

50. It's good, but a little bad.

5 1. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

52. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

53. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

54. Look, the man in front, he seems to be alone.

55. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.

56. I quite agree with you except the content.

57. People can't stretch when they can't.

58. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

59. This is the case. It depends on the situation.

60. You waste as much time as you read these words.

2022 collection of nonsense literature

2022 nonsense literature collection 1. If you are not ugly, you should be beautiful.

2. I found the law of stock! It is either up or down.

3. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to eating 20 bowls of rice.

4. Advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, which will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

7. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

When you see this article, you must be reading it.

9. This incident has made a big deal, and the whole world has gone crazy. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.

10. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

1 1. When you eat a rice, you will find a rice missing from the bowl.

12. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

13. This is my father and I am his son.

14. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

15. I pretend to work for my boss, and my boss pretends to pay me.

16. The young man is very handsome with a nose and two eyes.

17. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

18. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

19. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

20. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

2022 nonsense literature collection 2 2 1. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

22. You look like you are eating.

23. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

24. When you are full, you are not hungry.

25. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

26. As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

27. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

28. The last time you say this sentence is the last time.

29. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

30. If I can understand, I won't.

3 1. If you are willing to spend some time to get to know me, you will find that you spend a little more time.

32. This hand is the size of a palm.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

34. People can't stretch when they can't.

35. The pig was alive before it died.

When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

38. When you finish reading this sentence, it's over.

Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

2022 Internet hottest nonsense literature quotations

2022 Internet hottest nonsense literature quotations (I) 1. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to half a minute in reality.

When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

When I first went to England, I was shocked. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

6. You must be very thin if you lose weight.

7. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves are pushed by the back waves.

8. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

9. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

10. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.

1 1. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

12. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

13. Jiang is old.

14. Last time I said this was the last time.

15. I don't know what to say every time.

16. People who have no partners should still be single.

17. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

18. I read it for nothing. If you don't read it, you will read it for nothing.

19. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

20. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

2022 Internet hottest nonsense literature quotations (part two) 2 1. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

22. You are also a smart person. You know what I know.

23. The milk I drink smells like milk.

24. It was alive before it died.

25. Every minute a person breathes, he loses a minute of his life.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

27. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed. It may be moonlight.

28. In fact, when it is not annoying, it can still be pleasing.

29. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

3 1. Young people, don't be too young.

32. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.

33. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

34. He should look good if he is not ugly.

35. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

36. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

37. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

38. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

39. Is the deceased injured?

40. The smarter people are, the smarter their brains are.

2022 Internet hottest nonsense literature quotations (3) 4 1. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

42. If you don't order, you can't order.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

44. You look good if you are not ugly.

45. If you are right, you should be right.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

47. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

48. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

49. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

50. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you become a real dreamer.

5 1. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

52. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.

If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

54. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, the other is jujube.

According to statistics, all those born out of wedlock are women.

56. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.

57. You are really beautiful, especially your eyes. One * * * does not exceed two.

If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

59. Before it dies, it should be alive.

You must be reading this article when you see it.