The funniest emperor who died in the history of China!

Old Mr. Sima Qian has long said: people are inherently mortal, or they are heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. The death of an emperor is usually very noisy. Few of them are heavier than Mount Tai, and many are lighter than a feather. Say a few funny things for everyone to enjoy.

1. Jin Jinggong Jinu died in the toilet: Jinu was a vicious figure in the Spring and Autumn Period. During his reign, the State of Jin kept pace with superpowers such as Chu and Qi, competing for strength. Jinuoa died a cowardly death. Once, Jinu was ill and had a nightmare. Call the fortune teller when you wake up. The fortune teller was probably tired of living, so he told Gino that he would not live to eat new wheat. Hearing this, Jinuo was very unhappy. When the new wheat was harvested that year, I called the fortune teller and said, didn't you say I wouldn't live to eat the new wheat? I'll show you. But ... you're not sure. I want to kill you first. He killed the fortune teller. Jinu was about to eat with a bowl. He felt a little bloated, so he went to the toilet and fell into the cesspit-so he died.

2. Qin Wuwang won the championship and died: 19 years old. He became the king of a country with a bright future. At the beginning of his tenure, he did a beautiful thing: he reached a secret agreement with Yue State to jointly attack Chu State to contain another great country in the south. Since childhood, the party has been tall and strong, brave and belligerent, and likes to wrestle with others. Hercules Ren Bi, Wu Huo, Meng Ben and others all value this. At the age of 23, he passed by Luoyang and saw the cauldron there. One's fingers itch, excitedly fighting with Wu Huo and Meng Ben to carry the cauldron. As a result, his eyes were bleeding and his tibia was broken. That night, he died of excessive blood loss.

3. Sima Yao, the filial piety of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, died after drinking. A joke: Sima Yao was an accomplished emperor in the late Eastern Jin Dynasty. In the first few years, he devoted himself to the affairs of the country and attached great importance to good ministers, which led to some signs of revival in the declining Eastern Jin Dynasty. Especially with the help of Xie An, it created a miracle in military history, and the "Battle of Surabaya" was enough to go down in history. However, Sima Yao was also an advocate of alcoholism. According to historical records, he often drinks all night, and even raises a glass to propose a toast to Taibai Venus in Hualin Garden (now the south ancient city of Jiming Mountain in Nanjing): "Changxing, I advise you to have a glass of wine. Since ancient times, how can you live forever! " . Sima Yao finally died from what was in the cup. In September 396, Sima Yao was drinking with his beloved Zhang Guiren. After drinking for a few minutes, Sima Yao and Zhang Guifei joked that she was old and childless and would be abolished and re-elected the next day. Zhang Guiren, who has always been favored, was shocked by this sentence. She immediately found two confidants and covered Sima Yao tightly with a quilt. So, pawn.