Funny classic boastful words

What are some funny and boastful sentences? Let's have a look, maybe it will bring you joy! The following is a funny classic compliment I shared with you. Welcome to browse.

A selection of interesting classics and boastful words:

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2) I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

3) How can they say you are a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

4) The word "pleasing to the eye" underestimates you. You are delicious ... the kind that marrying the royal family will never lose to Diana. Some people see beauty in the eye of the beholder, but it is not an exaggeration to say that you are a beauty in the eyes of the enemy.

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7) Long adventure .....

8) look innocent, look sorry for the people and the party.

9) It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

10) looks really creative and lives really bravely!

Funny classics boast the latest words:

1) If people are not spicy, unless they are spicy to the end, spicy to the highest point and spicy to the heart. It depends on whether you are hot or I am hot! !

2) I don't want to hurt you. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run in the street like this, you will be easily hit.

You violated the traffic regulations.

4) You look out of proportion.

5) Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

6) You love Guo very much, and you are very dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

7) You look like a car accident scene.

8) If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

9) We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, and one day the parallel lines will bend.

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1 1) I wanted to let the paper plane take me into your heart, but I crashed halfway.

12) Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine.

13) How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

14) I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

15) Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up.

16) After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

17) You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

18) were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

19) You are a good man, your family is a good man, and your ancestors have been good people for eighteen generations!

20) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will call myself a rogue!

2 1) Why cover your face with your ass!

22) Your appearance is very refreshing! !

23) You are an animal without clothes, and the devil wears prada. hellip

24) Your T.M.D looks too easy to recognize.

Judging from your appearance, your father doesn't look like that kind of person!

26) I have seen ugly ones, but I have never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

27) After being with you for so long, I finally found that you look like a person. ..