We have to rehearse100000 cold jokes. The actor and the dubbing are separated, and there are about 14 people in total. What series should I choose?

The following are the lines from 0-7 episodes of 65438+100000 cold jokes. Personally, which series is funnier? Choose for yourself. Good luck. Hope to adopt, thank you.

first episode

Wang Er: Master, master and madam, she gave birth.

Excavate: Oh

Li Jing: Madam.

Madam: A Xianggong.

Excavate: Dear, you have been pregnant for three years and finally gave birth. Fortunately, it is bitter, dear.

Excavate: Is it a male ball or a female ball?

Excavate: Why did you give birth to a ball? ! !

Madam: Xianggong, keep the ball under the sword!

Excavate: Don't stop, madam. I see that you have been pregnant for three years and six months, and now you have given birth to such a monster. There must be something evil in it!

Madam: Xianggong, this is not our child! To tell the truth ... I saved this ball with my body for three years and kept it from Xianggong. I am really sorry = =

Excavate: Honey, do you dare to be a little more boring? ...

Excavate: So, what about the children?

Nezha attack: Dad.

Nezha attacks: The baby is here.

Excavate: Look at the sword with a mouthful of dog blood for ten thousand years.

Nezha's attack: empty-handed. Dad is not a monster! Why face to face as soon as we meet?

Excavate: Stop it! I came before I was born, and I will pick up the children on the white side empty-handed!

Nezha's attack: Dad, with all due respect, it is not a child's ability to pick up the blade with bare hands, but your setting is, Dad, pick up the blade with 100% bare hands! ! !

Excavate: Nonsense. Even so, my Li is handsome and my wife is beautiful. How can you give birth to such a reckless Shan Ye?

Nezha: I see. Dad doesn't like the appearance of the baby. That's easy! Although I think it's perfect now, in various senses, since dad doesn't like it, forget it.

Nezha: Actually, after I was born, I have another chance to redefine my image. Oh, the smile is in brackets.

Li Jingxi: Well, that's great.

Li Jing was angry: What a fart! Where are you from? What the hell is bracket smile! Don't frame yourself

NPC: Please choose your favorite image.

Excavate: This is a game developed by Shenma, with an avatar. Ya is still a girl. I have never seen a girl like Schwarzenegger.

Excavate: I think I'll choose this one. It's my type.

NPC: Please choose your favorite clothes.

Excavate: It's not right to swallow saliva, is it? But I like it.

NPC: The setting is completed, and the role is being generated.

Excavate: So soon? What about body shape? Don't you need to set it?

Nezha Meng: Dad, this new image is quite refreshing.

Excavate: Another bite of dog blood.

Excavate: Angrily invite brother-in-law! ! !

Wang er: empty-handed and white-edged.

Excavate: If Wang Er dares to stop me, you will fail.

Wang Er: It's wrong to pick up the blade empty-handed, my Lord! I'm just passing by. I don't know why my body suddenly lost control, so I ran to pick up Whiteblade empty-handed.

Excavate: I just put down my sword.

Excavate: Now I can't prove that you are not my own.

Excavate: Looking up to heaven, consider it a stronger daughter.

Nezha Meng: Dad hates it.

Nezha hands a palm to excavate the fan fly, excavate fainted.

Nezha Meng: Although my parents are a little cute, they are plump.

Upgraded version of Nezha Meng: Male! ! ! ! Son! ! ! ! Sweat! ! ! ! Yo! ! ! !

Li Jing took another bite of the dog's blood.

It's over? title

the second group

Sanwa: Grandpa, I'm Sanwa. Whether you are a snake spirit or something, come out and die! Your grandfather and I are invulnerable. If you don't believe me, I'll let you do three tricks, whether beheading or stabbing your eyes, I'll do it. ...

Chrysanthemum! ! !

Toad: The amount of bleeding is huge! ! ! !

Sanwa: God, it's a little sharp. It's so exciting to stab chrysanthemums as soon as you come up! !

Toad: I thought you said any part would do! ! Sanwa: Bullying your grandfather has hemorrhoids, right? But I despise hemorrhoids, right? What's wrong with hemorrhoids? What's wrong with hemorrhoids? you are ...

oppositely

Toad: Who knew you had hemorrhoids! ! !

Narrator: Sanwa, jump into the street.

Narrator: the snake spirit heard that the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun fell into the mortal world.

Snake essence: Let's go, little friend. Narrator: If you use this blast furnace to make seven fuluowa, you can practice immortality.

Snake essence: Go to the blast furnace!

Toad: Yes, Your Majesty!

Snake essence: Not the king, but the queen.

Toad: Yes, your majesty, no problem.

Narrator: You found a second baby.

Toad: Look, King, which blast furnace is hidden in the valley.

Suning rice cooker

Snake essence: Oh, ho ho ~ ~ ~ I wonder if a piccolo or something will pop up when I open it after I carry it back.

Toad: Your Majesty, what are you talking about?

Snake essence: nothing, just talking to myself ... aye! ! I said, call me queen! !

Shiva: My lovely brother. Look at that mountain, isn't it the snake spirit that took our brother away ~

Wu Wa: That's true. I didn't expect to meet them here, my dear brother.

Wu Wa: Let's destroy them together, brother.

Siwa: Good brothers, let's join hands.

Narrator: The fiery fire of Huowa and the rolling waves of Shuiwa, these two forces are combined to become ... water steaming. ...

Siwa: Hey, you boy, you deliberately come to make trouble.

Wu Wa: I think you are the one in the way.

Shiva: You said I was in the way. How can you talk to your brother like that? Your boy has become more and more arrogant recently. Maybe your ability is the same as mine, so you don't take my brother seriously more and more.

Wuwa: I think you are arrogant. You always act like a brother, but only a few seconds early. You're amazing. Lao tze early that kind of cow force to coax you * * attitude uncomfortable.

Siwa: How dare you say, hey, you have the ability to use your fist PK.

Wu Wa: I think so, too, so you have no excuse to lose.

Four or five: Hey! ! Ha! ! !

Snake essence: Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle. What day is it today? I even found three gourd dolls. Looks like I have to buy lottery tickets.

Narrator: Four dolls, five dolls, jumped into the street.

touch control ...

Narrator: Liuwa, jump in the street.

Snake essence: Huh? Did something just happen?

Narrator: Then ... Chiva: Give my grandfather and brothers back quickly, or even if the heavenly king Lao Zi comes, your lives will be saved.

Snake essence: Swallow saliva. No

Toad: Your Majesty, what are you surprised at?

Snake essence: Fool, you can't see it. His painting style is different from ours! !

Toad: = = Yes, Your Majesty is observant.

Snake essence: Not the king, but the queen! ! !

Chiva: Yes, it seems that you are. You can't die until you see the coffin, you can't cry, you can't die on a flight of stairs, but you have expanded your horizons by 300 miles.

Snake essence: I haven't said it yet! ! By the way, your messy solitaire is nothing! ! !

Narrator: Qiwa got angry at once when she heard that the snake spirit wouldn't let him go. She succeeded in mobilizing ten people and vowed to take the snake essence's neck and save her grandfather and brother. The snake spirit was shocked when he saw it!

Snake essence: It's scary! Don't even turn the narration into Hong Kong style for me.

Ziva: You should feel honored, because I will sacrifice my strongest magic weapon to deal with you.

Snake essence: the strongest magic weapon ...

Please watch the next episode of Crocodile Hand = =

Episode 3

Wang Er: Sir, please tell me that there is a man outside the master's door.

Excavate: Oh, please come quickly.

Taiyi: Oh, not bad.

Taiyi: I've long heard that General Li has a good command of troops, and today he really deserves his reputation.

Excavate: I'm flattered. If you don't mind, please talk in the lobby.

Excavate: Where does the famous mountain cave grow?

Taiyi: I don't deserve it.

Taiyi: Here is my business card. Please accept it.

Excavate: The former Yuanshan Jinguang Dongtai 2 is a real person.

Tai B: Shit, that's B. Why do you read it in Arabic numerals?

Taiyi: It's not the Shang Dynasty now. Please respect the background of the times.

Jing Li: Are business cards unique to Shang Dynasty?

Taiyi: There are many gaffes and gaffes.

Taiyi: Original flavor, which is the truth of Taiyi in the Golden Cave of Qianyuan Mountain.

Taiyi: I heard that General Li gave birth to a son, and I came to congratulate him.

Taiyi: I came to see your son on purpose this time. I don't know what you think.

Excavate: Hehe, that's very kind of you. I called my son Wang Er.

Wang Er: Yes, sir.

Nezha: What did Dad want with me?

Taiyi: Oh, your son is very cute, very cute.

Li Jing: I'm flattered by the real person. My son will come out to meet the real person soon.

Nezha: OK.

Taiyi: Li Jing doesn't know that this child is the reincarnation of my disciple Zhu Ling.

Taiyi: I don't have a job after graduation, so we can have a place in heaven.

Taiyi: I just reincarnated him at Chen Tangguan's home, so that I can join the anti-business antonym cause in Jiang Ziya in the future.

Taiyi: Omit under the brackets.

Nezha: My son met the Taoist priest.

Taiyi: Who is this cargo (vomiting blood)? Oh, my God, that's great.

Excavate: Real people don't have to be forced.

Nezha: Are you talking about someone else?

Nezha: I hate it. Even if it is said by real people, people will not be happy.

Excavate: Be careful.

Taiyi: I am such a strong disciple. I have good internal skills, but I have magical powers to protect me.

Taiyi: Nothing, not even a hair. Poof (being slapped and vomiting blood)

Excavate: Is the real person all right?

Taiyi: This product is really Lingzhu. What's with the cruel slap?

Taiyi: It's right to look at the face, but what's wrong with the muscle under the face? I didn't choose the wrong mode when I was reborn.

Taiyi: No, no, no, this is indeed a spirit bead. Yes, I put it in the fetus myself.

Taiyi: Although I don't know how this happened, the most important thing now is to accept this reincarnation as a disciple.

Taiyi: This son is very talented, so he became an apprentice with being original. Come to our abode of fairies and immortals in the future and teach me the original way.

Jing Li: That's very kind of you. You are deeply loved by real people, but your son hasn't been named yet, but he is afraid to learn from real people.

Taiyi: Name? I hate names. The name is too hard to think of. What is a good name?

Taiyi: The eldest son of Li Jing is named Jin Bai, the second son is named Bai Mu, and the third son is named Li Goudan.

Li Jing: Li. . . . . . Nezha? Good name. Good name.

Taiyi: Ah, not Nezha, but Li Goudan.

Li Jing: Thank you very much for your kindness and roll call. Nezha, thank you for your name.

Nezha: Thank you, Master, Nezha. That's a nice name. The owner is missing.

Taiyi: I have to leave early, so I'll see you another day.

Excavate: Oh, it's a master of words to send the sound into the room.

Taiyi: I survived, or I would have died or been injured if I had been hugged by that bear.

Narrator: From then on, the flying rabbit went away in a flash and was cold for seven years.

Prime Minister Turtle: Your Highness, your Highness, please stay.

Third Prince: Oh, I'm tired of it. Why don't you come out and play for a while?

Prime Minister Turtle: Your Majesty has something to see your Highness. Your Highness should return to the Dragon Palace as soon as possible.

Third Prince: What nonsense? Can I go later? Go and tell my father.

Prime Minister Turtle: Your Highness, don't embarrass me.

Nezha: It's really comfortable to be buried in the sun on the beach.

Third Prince: Oh, shh, don't make any noise. Yo, it's a beautiful girl. It must be done.

Third Prince: Oh, this girl is in a good mood. She is a real beauty. Let's do something happy with Xiao Wang.

The fourth episode

Narrator: A long time ago, there was a gourd mountain, which suppressed a thousand-year-old snake demon. One day, pangolin accidentally drilled through the mountain and released snake essence. An old man passing by rescued pangolin crushed under a stone and got colorful gourd seeds. It is said that as long as colorful gourds are produced, goblins can be eliminated, and the old man takes the gourd seeds home. Soon, seven gourds with different colors grew, and things soon reached the ears of snake essence.

Toad: Tell Snake King Jing: How many times have I said, don't make me king, call me queen.

Narrator 2: Sorry, don't get me wrong. What we want to tell is not the story you want at all.

Qi: 100 thousand cold jokes

Snake essence: How many times have I said, don't make me king, call me queen.

Toad: OK, your majesty, tell your majesty that the old man is just ahead.

Snake essence: Ah ~

Narrator 2: So, on a dark night in a month.

Old man: Help! Help!

Flour: Grandpa! Grandpa!

Dawa: Spit chicken juice.

Toad: Your Majesty

Snake essence: Call me Your Majesty.

Toad: Well, king, why does the king only catch old people? What should Fulu do?

Snake essence: You know a P, that is, catch the thief first and catch the king first. Help me learn something.

Narrator 2: Many days after the old man was taken away, the Fulu people also matured. Finally, the big baby was born!

Dawa: Oh, Doug, wash the road with peace of mind, Nissan. I will definitely bring your chicken juice back, and a dog.

Fulu 1: Big Brother, he is talking about neon again. He is really an otaku. It is said that Fulu's moment has not been completely cracked. Is it okay to kill Big Brother?

Flu 2: I always feel that the future is dark and not good.

Narrator 2: Over the mountains, Dawa came to the Snake Cave.

Dawa: I finally found your lair, snake spirit. Give me back my chicken sauce and I'll spare your life.

Snake essence: the demon of Fulu.

Toad: Your Majesty, we are monsters, aren't we?

Dawa: Bitter rope, it seems that you just don't eat or drink.

Snake essence: Hey, we haven't talked about it yet.

Dawa: Wash that, rub it, and I'll kill you all.

Snake essence: I heard that. Hey, we obviously haven't made a statement yet.

Dawa: Let me kill you with my proudest ability. Make it bigger.

Snake essence: maximization

Dawa: Ha, ah, ah, ah ~ Done.

Snake essence: It's disgusting only when the head gets bigger.

Dawa: Hey, hey, hey. . . Are you scared?

Snake essence: Afraid of a bird.

Dawa: But it's really a little heavy.

Snake essence: Don't try to be brave. Aren't you dying?

Dawa: But I don't care at all, just this weight.

Snake essence: I broke my neck and committed suicide.

Narrator 2: Dawa, jump in the street at the same time and jump on the mountain thousands of miles away.

Erwa: That idiot otaku didn't wait for me to come over first, and he didn't want to think about his skill.

Narrator 2: Erwa was also born.

Erwa: It seems to be saved. Things like snake essence are not enough to see in front of my uncle. My eyes are the strongest. I can see the scenery thousands of miles away, and I can even release thunderbolts and even have perspective. When I use perspective and clairvoyance at the same time, no matter where the enemy is, he can't escape my eyes.

Snake essence: The child brought this big-headed baby in.

Toad: Yes.

Erwa: Ah ~ Poof ~ ~ ~

Narrator 2: Erwa, jump into the street, and then

Dear ~ it's not easy to watch and play at the same time, choose me ~

Episode 5

Sanwa: Grandpa, I am Sanwa. No matter you are a snake spirit or something, come out and die!

Your grandfather, I am invulnerable. If you don't believe me, I'll let you do three tricks, whether you behead me or stab me in the eye. ...

Toad essence: ... poop-poop.

Sanhe: Well, ........................................................................................., er, ................... sloped! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Toad essence: the amount of bleeding is huge! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Sanhe: I'm a little sharp, aren't I? Is it exciting to stab chrysanthemums as soon as you come up? ! ? !

Toad essence: Didn't you say that any part can be used? !

Sanwa: bully your grandfather to have hemorrhoids ... but look down on hemorrhoids, right? What's wrong with hemorrhoids? What did hemorrhoids do to you?

Toad essence: Who knew you had hemorrhoids! ! ! !

Sanwa: poop-poop.

Narrator: Sanwa ~ ~ Pujie (cover)

Narrator: the snake spirit heard that the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun fell into the mortal world.

Snake essence: Come on, children.

Narrator: If you use this blast furnace to refine the seven fairies, you can make an immortal pill.

Snake essence: Go to the blast furnace.

Toad essence: king

Snake essence: Not the king, but the queen! !

Toad essence: Yes, your majesty. No problem, your majesty.

............. loading ................... (loading) (enter RPG interface)

Narrator: Dong ~ ~ You found Erwa × 1

Toad essence: Your Majesty, hidden in the valley is an alchemy furnace.

Snake essence: ......................................, oh, alive! I don't know if there will be a piccolo devil or something when I open it after I carry it back ~

Toad essence: Your Majesty, what are you talking about?

Snake essence: Nothing to talk to yourself, huh? ! By the way, call me the queen.

shrink

Shiva: My lovely brother, look at that mountain. Isn't it the snake spirit who arrested our brother?

Wu Wa: That's true. I didn't expect to meet them here. My dear brother ................. is holding hands ... so let's destroy them together, brother.

Siwa: Good brothers, let's join hands.

Narrator: Burning flame baby!

Siwa: poof ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Narrator: The surging waves of Shuiwa!

Wuwa: Wow ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Narrator: When these two forces are combined! ! ! ! It becomes ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ! ! !

.............. steamed water.

Four or five baby days and faces!

Siwa: Hey, did you deliberately make trouble?

Wu Wa: I think you are the one in the way.

Shiva: You said I was in the way? Do you talk to your brother like this? Your boy has become more and more arrogant recently. Maybe you just have my ability, so you don't treat me like a brother more and more?

Wuwa: I think you are arrogant. You always act like a brother. Actually, it's only a few seconds early. Are you awesome? ! I am very dissatisfied with your arrogant attitude!

Shiva: How dare you say that? Hey, you don't have the ability to use your fist.

Wu Wa: That's what I thought. Losing gives you an excuse.

Four babies and five babies: Ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Snake essence: Ding-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-fu-wa? ! What day is it today? You have to buy lottery tickets even to pick up three Fluva?

Narrator: You found four dolls × 1 five dolls × 1 ............. Four dolls and five dolls were fluttering in the street.

Liuwa: whew ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ whew ~ ~ ~ whew ~ ~ ~ whew ~ ~ whew ~ whew ~ whew ~ cheep ~ ~! Bang!

Narrator: Liu Wa threw herself on the street.

Snake essence: Huh? ! Did something just happen?

Narrator: Then ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Qiwa: Give me my grandpa and my brothers back! Otherwise, even if the heavenly king Lao Tzu comes, you will lose your lives!

Snake essence: Really? !

Toad essence: Your Majesty, what are you surprised at?

Snake essence: idiot! It's hard to see that his painting style is different from ours!

Toad essence: Yes, yes, your majesty is observant.

Snake essence: Not the king, but the queen! ! !

Chiva: Really? It seems that you didn't see the coffin, didn't cry, didn't reach the heart of the Yellow River, and didn't die on a flight of stairs, but you expanded your horizons by 300 miles.

Snake essence: I haven't said it yet! By the way, what is your messy solitaire? !

Narrator: Qiwa was furious when she heard that the snake spirit wouldn't let people go. Ten successes were all brought by her heart. If she wants to get snake essence on her head, her grandfather and brother snake essence will be frightened to disgrace.

Snake essence: It's scary! Don't even turn the narration into Hong Kong style! !

Ziva: You should feel honored, because I will sacrifice my strongest magic weapon to deal with you.

Snake essence: the strongest ... magic weapon? !

............, please watch the next episode XD!

The sixth set

100 thousand cold jokes 6

Ziva: You should feel honored, because I will sacrifice my strongest magic weapon to deal with you.

Snake essence: the strongest? Magic weapon?

Ziva: Hmm!

Snake essence, toad essence: You can take it off!

Snake essence: blood spray!

Chiva: Hum, make a fuss. This magic weapon is a double-edged sword. Once sacrificed, either the enemy dies or I die.

Just stand there and let me take care of you slowly! . . . Throw it!

Snake essence: Did you just throw it here?

Um ... .

Ziva: Huh? Not the kui is a snake essence. I can't believe I caught my strongest killer.

Snake essence: That's the best way to kill. It doesn't work at all. It's too wet!

Chiva: (falls down in pain) Mm-hmm. . . Ah. . .

Snake essence: But look at this blood spray. It's really thrilling.

Narrator: Chiva, jump in the street. game over ...

Snake essence: There has been a legend since ancient times: When seven Frowa were collected and put into an alchemy furnace for refining,

You can summon dragons! Oh, hahaha, it's strange to be called out. You thought it was a dragon ball.

Toad essence 1: What is the king doing? Spit yourself out.

Toad essence 2: Never mind, that's what happens when the king is so happy.

Snake essence: Hey, get up! . . . . How to use this thing has not been worked out yet. Why is it suitable?

Is it that big? Isn't that easy to confuse with an alchemist? By the way, can this blast furnace still cook? Ah, hello.

Well, that should do it. ..... finally.

Boss: Well, as you can see, the company's performance has been declining in recent quarters.

Does the department manager have any good solutions to get the company out of the current predicament?

Manager 1: pay cut!

Manager 2: Lay off employees!

Manager 3: jump off a building!

Boss: what kind of solution is that last one? Hmm? Which department are you from? You don't know today's meeting.

Does it matter? I can't believe I'm late. Don't come to work tomorrow!

Manager 3: Let's all jump off the building. Jumping off buildings or something is my favorite.

Snake essence: (crying) How touching. . .

Toad essence 1: What was touched just now!

Toad essence 2: This is what happens when a king meets something he can't understand.

Snake essence: Finally.

Toad essence 1: What is this strong visual sense? Did the king let time to go back himself? Hey!

Narrator: The snake spirit didn't expect to play. It was during this time that she closed the blast furnace again and missed it.

The best time. Gathered the strength of seven Fuluwa, the strongest Fuluwa, Fulu Little King Kong!

Born at this moment! ! !

Flo King Kong: Wake up, snake spirit!

Snake essence: (deeply intoxicated)

Flo King Kong: The ability of a big baby.

Snake essence: Ah ...

Flo King Kong: Erwa's ability.

Snake essence: Hmm. ...

Flo King Kong: Sanwa's ability.

Snake essence: BaDai ...

Flo king kong: the ability of siwa.

Snake essence: very hot. ...

Flo King Kong: The ability of five babies.

Snake essence: good ice ...

Flo King Kong: The ability of seven babies.

Snake essence: Ah ... Wait, why don't you have the ability of six dolls?

Flo King Kong: I've been using it!

Narrator: From then on, Fulu Xiaojingang and Snake Spirit lived a happy life.

end ....

Grandpa: What should I do?

Scorpion essence: Mm-hmm, hahaha, Lao Zi is the notorious scorpion essence! What's the matter? You're scared.

Hey, there are subtitles already? Is the feature film over? I am late. . .

NPC (obviously Liu Wa): What will you lose? Although it's already a tidbit, at least you showed your face. Some people, even if they appear in feature films, are the same as not appearing.

Scorpion essence: And you are? ...

NPC: After all, why is invisibility a passive skill? The jerk writer in the cartoon wants to be lazy.

Forget it, why did you finally animate the original painter and seiyuu?

Scorpion essence: Well, this one is really worse than mine.

The seventh set

... a generation of masters omitted ...

Bird king doesn't shit: human beings, your existence is the greatest insult to our king. Wait and see when you can be happy, hum!

Sao nian changed the character to this word: in the past 20 12, there was no solar storm, no global earthquake, no super volcanic eruption and no meteorite invasion. The end of the world is regarded as an after-dinner joke. But we don't know, in fact, the end of the world is a few months late, and I almost saved the world.

... 100 thousand cold jokes ...

doomsday

Sao nian: it was a dreary morning, and many people were waiting to see the latest episode of 100 thousand cold jokes.

Passerby: Big baby headdress, red quality, a piece of hardware.

Sao nian: no matter from which angle, the past year has been a bit dull. Entering a new year, but I am still the same, doing nothing, doing nothing. I don't hate such a muddled life, but occasionally complain from my heart, and this boring world is over.

then ...

Sao nian: just when I was thinking this way, the end of the world came.

The king bird didn't shit: well, hello, can you hear me? Hey, hey, hey, yeah. Hello, people on earth.

Nice to meet you all.

Passerby: Look over there, who is it? ! Who's that? Aliens! (I didn't hear you clearly)

Bird king doesn't shit: who am I? ! You don't know me? Alas! What a headache! I can't believe I don't know such a charming and extraordinary person!

Sao nian: soliloquize, this SB.

Passerby: Hey, holographic projection, who is playing high-tech pranks?

The bird king didn't shit: then I'd better introduce myself.

Sao nian: it took me a few minutes to understand that this sentence is the culprit that brought the end to the earth. But at the moment, I don't think this is an April Fool's joke.

Bird king doesn't shit: where should I start? Alas, there are so many places worth introducing that I don't know where to start.

In a word, my uncle is the strongest of all M77 galaxies. Not the most powerful and invincible star in the universe, the supreme ruler of New Blache.

Sao Nian: What is M77? Bump man, aliens and so on are not in M78. What's the name of New Blache? Even if it is a prank, the name can't be so casual. Hey.

The king bird does not shit: I am the king bird does not shit.

Sao nian: hey, I just used English homophonic. Now I only use bird shit. To spoof, you have to be professional.

Bird king doesn't shit: actually, I have good news and bad news for you this time.

Sao nian: ok, I know, I know, is it an invasion of the earth?

The bird king doesn't shit: in fact, Ben Wang has been drinking with Cricklero these days.

Sao nian: well, why did you suddenly say something else?

Bird king doesn't shit: I made a bet with the great devil Cricklero. I bet there is no intelligent life in your galaxy.

Sao nian: I will go. By the way, who is this sister? ? Crikro, the great devil! ?

King bird does not shit: if you lose, dance on the star's tail teeth. My uncle is the best dancer.

Sao Nian: You are not gambling at all! !

Bird king doesn't shit: who knows that there is really intelligent life on your planet?

Sao nian: isn't it common for people from the galaxy next door to come to earth to fight small monsters?

The king doesn't shit: but dancing that kind of dance is super humiliating.

Sao nian: then don't gamble.

Bird king doesn't shit: I can't see Crick's sister's paper dance. Uncle Ben dances the most. I'm really annoyed.

Sao nian: you are bored with this! ! ! ! ! ! !

The king doesn't shit: so the king made a very wise decision. Although it may be bad news for you.

This wise decision is: destroy the earth!

Sao nian: clever bird! What a casual bet you are, destroying the earth!

Anyway, there is good news. .

Bird king doesn't shit: what's the good news? The good news is that Wang Ben is lucky to be on this distant planet.

Sao nian: what good news is this! !

The bird king didn't shit: Oh, yes, as a gift, tomorrow my pioneer, Megalodon, will arrive here and start killing.

Sao nian: what a gift to meet wool! ! Well, why am I complaining so badly? It is estimated that some people with egg pain use high technology to make trouble. Megalodon or something, dare you go to the second grade?

Uh-huh, Megalodon! -It's really an alien invasion! ! This dragon is too big!

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Bird king doesn't shit: what's the matter? I thought this meant a genius.

Man: report to the queen, not to the king. Megalodon was asked to leave early due to the traffic jam in the wormhole caused by the recent peak in Spring Festival travel rush. Looks like we arrived early.

Bird king doesn't shit: well, forget it. Ok, let's start destroying the earth now!

Everyone on the earth, take care.

Sao nian: manage a p! How casual you are!

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Little girl: (crying) Mom. ...

Sao Nian: Little girl, have you been separated from your family?

Little girl: (crying)

Sao nian: I have to help her! -see megalodon beast damn it! Too late!

Little girl: (continues to cry)

Sao nian: how can you not save it! ! !

Little sister, I'm sorry, big brother can't carry you, you have to find your mother yourself!

I think I'm here. I haven't done anything yet, but I'm still unwilling. But at least ...

the end

Don't! !

to be continued

I haven't found the eighth episode yet, but there should be one later.