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First, because I am too introverted, I have been unable to check out in a hurry!

Secondly, when a person says: I'm not bragging, he begins to brag.

Third, there are three kinds of interpersonal relationships among girls: you can see them without washing your hair, you can see them after washing your hair, and you don't want to see them after washing your hair.

Fourth, the money in the pocket is the most changeable and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.

The only reason to hand in the papers in advance is that the people around you are useless.

6. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

Seven, subject three, the green light started slowly, and the coach said, what's the matter, can't you choose your favorite color?

8. I don't know if you have thought about it. In fact, fate doesn't want to strangle you, it just wants you to stop eating.

Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!

Ten, the evil new society, why not arrange marriage?