Seek the lines of Jiang Kun Tang Jiezhong's cross talk "Dream in the Tiger's Mouth"

Jiang Kun:-Let me ask you a question. With you; have you ................................................................................................................................................

Tang Jiezhong: Did you fall?

Jiang Kun: Ah.

Tang Jiezhong: Do you mean work or life?

Jiang Kun: Why are you still studying and living? I just don't pay attention when I go out. Dad, dogs eat shit, chew mud and fall headlong.

Tang Jiezhong: How did you fall so hard?

Jiang Kun: Where did you fall so hard? A few months ago, I fell, worse than that. I didn't say I fell out of the international level, at least I fell into the advanced ranks in the world.

Tang Jiezhong: Oh, that's so mysterious!

Jiang Kun: Xuan Na? I fell in love with that place.

Tang Jiezhong: Where is it?

Jiang Kun: Beijing Zoo!

Tang Jiezhong: Huh?

Jiang Kun: The Lion Tiger Mountain that closes the tiger.

Tang Jiezhong: How did you fall?

Jiang Kun: Sunday.

Tang Jiezhong: Ah.

Jiang Kun: I have nothing to do but lie there and watch the tiger race. I was so busy watching it that I didn't know who was wicked. As I pushed forward, I booed: "The tiger is out of the mountain!" Biya pushed me aside.

Tang Jiezhong: Yo, did you break it?

Jiang Kun: If you break it, you are not afraid of anything! You broke your arm and leg, and you can call a bus in our hospital! He landed in the wrong place, not a place for people to stay.

Tang Jiezhong: Did you fall into the tiger hole?

Jiang Kun: I looked up.

Tang Jiezhong: Yes.

Jiang Kun: Not long ago, there was a big tiger lying there.

Tang Jiezhong: Ah!

Jiang Kun: My voice changed with fear. Oh, my god. ...

Tang Jiezhong: Huh? Why do you call mother tiger?

Jiang Kun: Call mom? It is not good to call grandma. exceed

Tang Jiezhong: Yes.

Jiang Kun: The young man weighs 100 Jin, with bones and flesh, just in time for the tiger to have lunch. I wish I had left it to the zoo.

Tang Jiezhong: Don't worry, do something!

Jiang Kun: Do something! You've lost your mind!

Tang Jiezhong: Ah.

Jiang Kun: At that time, I glanced at the tiger. Hehe, that's not bad!

Tang Jiezhong: The tiger didn't find you.

Jiang Kun: You are flirting with me!

Tang Jiezhong: Huh? what are you reading?

Jiang Kun: When the tiger stared at me, my head stung and many heroic images emerged.

Tang Jiezhong: What is a heroic image?

Jiang Kun: I looked up.

Tang Jiezhong: Ah.

Jiang Kun: There are many people watching me there.

Tang Jiezhong: Oh.

Jiang Kun: I think we are young people of the times. Being transferred to the tiger's mouth in front of so many people can't embarrass young people!

Tang Jiezhong: Yes!

Jiang Kun: Above you! How about watching Song Wu fight tigers in the past?

Tang Jiezhong: Of course.

Jiang Kun: OK?

Tang Jiezhong: Ah.

Jiang Kun: That's fake! Dude, practice here today. Really! Really teach everyone an eye-opener!

Tang Jiezhong: Want to shoot a tiger? !

Jiang Kun: Hey.

Tang Jiezhong: You are really great!

Jiang Kun: OK?

Tang Jiezhong: Good idea.

Jiang Kun: Good idea. My legs can't stand it!

Tang Jiezhong: Are your legs weak?

Jiang Kun: I was thinking.

Tang Jiezhong: Ah.

Jiang Kun: Do you know there is an animal protection law?

Tang Jiezhong: I know.

Jiang Kun: Who killed the tiger was sentenced to two years in prison!

Tang Jiezhong: Well, you have a strong legal sense.

Jiang Kun: Who do you think made this law?

Tang Jiezhong: Yes.

Jiang Kun: It's illegal to fight tigers with me, and tigers eat me for free?

Tang Jiezhong: Hehe, that's to protect wild animals.

Jiang Kun: You protect women and children. Why do you protect wild animals?

Tang Jiezhong: That should also be protected.

Jiang Kun: I wonder where it is. What a mess. The man shouted, "Oh, someone fell into the tiger hole! Help! " Someone cheered me up: "Hey, man, hang in there!" I said, "What? Hold on. It's easy for you to talk standing up. Where can I stand? " Come down for a while, if you can. Let me see.

Tang Jiezhong: Aren't people worried about you?

Jiang Kun: It won't be so messy. An old man shouted at me, "son, you have to have a guy who fights tigers." Here, throw you my cane.

Tang Jiezhong: A cane?

Jiang Kun: A sister-in-law shouted to me, "Brother, do you want a knife? Sister-in-law has a fruit knife here! "

Tang Jiezhong: Hey, look at these two weapons.

Jiang Kun: This suggestion is to throw bricks in and climb, and that one says to throw me a cigarette to cheer me up first. It's good to have an old lady.

Tang Jiezhong: Really?

Jiang Kun: Tears came down. I squatted on one side and shouted to me, "Son, I'll give you a pen. Write something down first! "

Tang Jiezhong: Well, where should I write my will?

Jiang Kun: Listen to the noise of chaos. No one came out to organize, even if a temporary rescue team was set up first.

Tang Jiezhong: Then where is the time?

Jiang Kun: What should I do with a cane and a knife?

Tang Jiezhong: This weapon can almost kill tigers.

Jiang Kun: Tigers are lazy. What should I do? Stab a tiger with a stick?

Tang Jiezhong: Hey, don't, it will irritate the tiger.

Jiang Kun: Except for the old man up there.

Tang Jiezhong: What's the matter?

Jiang Kun: What did you say about your eyes? Look where you throw your crutches.

Tang Jiezhong: Where did you throw it?

Jiang Kun: It was thrown behind the tiger's ass.

Tang Jiezhong: What a coincidence.

Jiang Kun: I'll pull the tiger's tail as soon as I'm finished.

Tang Jiezhong: Oh, please don't move.

Jiang Kun: On second thought, I'd better answer the old lady's words. I'll leave a few words while I'm still awake.

Tang Jiezhong: Oh, I really want to leave a will!

Jiang Kun: I'm not a child anymore.

Tang Jiezhong: This is the third grade.

Jiang Kun: The fortune teller said that this year is my 28th birthday. There was a catastrophe. I was still beautiful after my birthday the other day. Now that I think about it, people probably calculated it for me according to the lunar calendar.