Funny lines of movie star Stephen Chow

Stephen Chow's personal data:

Stephen Chow (Stephen Chow,1June 22, 962? ): Hong Kong film artist, who is a director, actor and creator. He started? N

Funny lines of movie star Stephen Chow

Stephen Chow's personal data:

Stephen Chow (Stephen Chow,1June 22, 962? ): Hong Kong film artist, who is a director, actor and creator. He started? Nonsense? His performance style, his famous sentences and his first act are all imitated by fans, and a Chinese Odyssey has become one of the must-see discs for college students. He is considered as one of the most attractive figures in Asia. Master xing? 、? A comedian.

Funny lines of movie star Stephen Chow:

1, whoa okay! To tell you the truth, my name is Yushu, Pan An, Zhou, the prostitute who crushed Haitang with pear flowers! Flirting Scholar

2. With your wisdom, can I scare you? Flirting Scholar

Well, I'll tell you, I saw UFOs when I was a child, which is what the world calls UFOs. Do you know anything about UFOs? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster, and talked with Bigfoot Eight in the Himalayas, guessing boxing. Plus, since I was a child, I played roller coasters every morning and pirate boats in the afternoon, because I played pirate boats in the morning, roller coasters in the afternoon and pirate boats in the evening. Let me tell you something. Night of the soul

4. ah The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts. Counting dead grass

5, good! He stuffed it in without thinking. He is really a good man. I love you! Counting dead grass

6. Actually, I am an actor. King of comedy.

7. Flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. Domestic Lingling lacquer

8. I took you there. A Chinese Odyssey

Go back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous. Shaolin soccer.

10, my admiration for you is really like a raging river, boundless, and like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding. Duke of Lushan

1 1, can you be professional! King of comedy.

Chickens are patriotic! Jigong

13. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang devoted himself to playing chess to detoxify. Today, concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. Domestic Lingling lacquer

14, one township, two Li * * * Three masters don't understand the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Classics, but they boldly teach seven or eight children. Ten rooms and nine poor people still earn 827 yuan and 654 yuan, half-hearted, first-class and one. Flirting Scholar

15, I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life! The legend of the dragon

16. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? A Chinese Odyssey

17, people are born by his mother, and demons are born by his mother. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale? A Chinese Odyssey

18. What's your mother's name? A Chinese Odyssey

19, Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this? A Chinese Odyssey

20. Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses. Domestic Lingling lacquer

2 1, do you think you won't be found hiding here? It's no use, no matter where you are, such a cool man is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, magical knife method and a cup of dry Martina all fascinated me deeply. Domestic Lingling lacquer

Da Vinci: I got a part-time job, doing research work in the Central Mental Hospital. Q: What do you study? Da Vinci replied: I am studying! Domestic Lingling lacquer

I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry? Tang Bohu. Flirting Scholar

24. I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you? Shaolin soccer.

25. Sir, your forehead is full of bones, your eyes are bright, immortals are reincarnated, and immortals come down to earth. I finally waited for you, so don't go. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster was inevitable, I was doomed. Even if I have to take a big risk, I will let you see the whole picture. God of cooking

26. There is no cold water on the alkaline surface, so it is filled with alkaline water. Fish balls also have no fishy smell, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry juice to make curry fish balls. But it's naive, because you haven't cooked enough time. The taste of curry is only on the surface, not at all. Fish balls will be diluted when they are put into soup. A good curry fish balls will keep you from tasting fish and curry. Defeat Never pick carrots, too much muscle, failure! The pigskin was so badly cooked that it didn't bite the head. Defeat Pig blood will rot, disperse and fail when it is caught! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, shit, hey, hey, shit. Have you seen it? Hey, shit! God of cooking

In this play, she fully shows the sigh and frustration of a wife abandoned by her husband. Whether it's eyes, expressions, movements and behaviors, it can play a subtle and incisive role, especially the last action of falling off the horse, which can show postmodernism and strong criticism to society. Agent Omi's sporadic hair

28. I have never felt so fresh and refined. Beef is fresh, urine shrimp is sweet, and the mixed taste is better. Like a mouse? To make matters worse, just as it is more poetic than my first love, when I look up, I find it is moonlight, and when I sink back again, I suddenly think of home, so poetic! What a beautiful poem! God of cooking

29. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk (student). Shaolin soccer.

30, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow at the waist, the faucet in the chest, people stop killing, the Buddha stops killing! Flirting Scholar

3 1. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, also known as wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind. God of cooking

32. My real identity is to change the social atmosphere, charm thousands of girls, enhance the connotation of young people and stimulate the film market. Raymond expert Gu Jing, English name Jing Koo! Trick expert

33. I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. Bad and ugly hairstyle, no money, no schooling, average sexual ability, but a good-looking talent. Ha ha. King of kings 2000

34. Ah Shui is famous for picking up girls countless times, and he is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood, the soul of a tea restaurant, and the well-known Prince of Egg Tower. Travel by train

35. He is arrogant but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can bring the fire given by God to the extreme and cook super dishes called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title? Delicious food! God of cooking