Six funny sketches suitable for middle school students

Six funny sketches suitable for middle school students are as follows:

Venue: school classroom.

Person: teacher, student 1, student 2.

Background: In class, the dialogue and question-and-answer plot between students and teachers in class:

Dress up as a teacher: Today we are going to review famous sentences and names in ancient poetry. I will start today's study by asking the teacher questions. I'll ask the students. I'll say the first sentence of the poem, and the students will answer the next sentence, okay? The students said in unison: Good!

Teacher: No one has died since ancient times.

Student: Since ancient times, no one has shit, and no one has to shit with paper.

Teacher: (angry) It was that student who said such immoral things. Stand Up!

Student: (Stand up, it's me).

Teacher: (very angry) You are so disruptive, please stand up in this class. We must finish this task, otherwise we won't pass the exam. Never!

Teacher: No one has died since ancient times.

Student: Since ancient times, no one has shit, and no one has to shit with paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your thumb.

Teacher: (furious) Who is talking nonsense? I'll ask one more question and you answer the next one. If the answer is correct, I will not punish you. At this moment, the teacher saw the window, thought about it, remembered that it would snow in winter and asked a question. )

Teacher: It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns into rain when it hits the ground. How troublesome it is to turn into rain. Why didn't it rain at first? (Xiaoming stands up and answers back and forth) Xiaoming: Teachers don't eat shit when they eat, but when they eat it, it becomes shit. How annoying it is to turn into shit. Why didn't you eat shit at first? In this way, the teacher wanted to punish Xiao Ming on the spot! His hands were shaking, his face was still smiling, and he looked at Xiao Ming with shame and anger. ...

Teacher: Where does this river go?

Xiaoming: The river flows eastward!

Teacher: How many stars are there in the sky?

Xiaoming: The stars in the sky join Beidou!

Teacher: Get out!

Xiao Ming: Just leave! (The teacher is very helpless ... Teacher: Are you sick?

Xiaoming: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try singing one more sentence!

Student: yell for life when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I will kick your ass? Student: Do it when you should!

(The teacher can't bear it anymore, there is nothing to say ...)

Teacher: I told you to quit school!

Student: Wind, wind, fire, Jiuzhou!

(Haha ..........................................................................................................................................................................

Type of sketch:

1. According to the size and complexity of drama sketches, there are whole plays and one-act plays.

2. According to the time reflected by the theme, there are historical dramas and modern dramas.

3. From the artistic forms of drama sketches, there are drama, opera, ballet and drama sketches. Drama sketch is a drama sketch featuring the trinity of China traditional opera song, dance and drama, such as Xiao Xiangyu's Henan opera sketch "Dog Baby and Black Girl". Drama sketch is a kind of drama sketch with dialogue as the main part and action as the auxiliary part.

This is the most popular style of drama sketch. For example, The Prince and the Postman played by Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao, Zhang San's Man played by Yan Shunkai, and Kidnapper played by Zhao Benshan. Opera sketches are mainly based on singing, accompanied by dialogue and narration. Such as "Crossing the River" performed by Pan Changjiang.