Humorous chat records with female doctors

Man: What's your name? You didn't harass me.

Female: mental derangement.

Man: What kind of mental derangement is there? Really? Call 520 quickly

Female: 520, impossible, it is 120.

M: Thank you for your confession. I will think about it!

Woman: I can't stand it. Who are you anyway?

M: I'm from China, and my name is not convenient to disclose.

Woman: I can't stand it. Stop it!

M: Then you go first.

Female: Last name is Jing, first name is Mei Mei. The English name is mm.

Yes, my last name is Nan and Mingyou.

Woman: Nan You [boyfriend], right?

M: Yes … Hehe …

Woman: Strange name? How old are you?

Man: I'm a tree man.

Woman: please, I mean your age ~

M: Guess what?

Woman: I'm not a fortune teller.

A few decades ago, M: I was one year old. Guess how old I am now?

Woman: Fuck …

M: What are you doing at night?

Woman: Stop ...

Man: You have to cut the radish, but you don't have to. Just cut ...

Woman: Really? It seems that you are very ill!

Man: You are ill. Go take your medicine.

Woman: …

Man: Are you still there?

Woman: No.

M: If you are not here, you can return it.

Woman: When I go back, it will prove that I am here.

Really? So how old are you?

Female: 100

M: Huh?

W: subtract half.

Man: Old woman.

Woman: I haven't finished?

M: Then call quickly.

W: Subtract half and two halves.

Man:? I'm not good at math.

Female: Jia 10.

Man:?

W: Then subtract 2.

Man: Shit.

W: Just subtract 4 and add 2.

Man: You are all right, but I feel dizzy.

Woman: One or two deaths won't end the world!

M: Oh, are you 18 years old?

W: So what?

Man: So young.

Woman: Young people can't eat as food.

Man: Beautiful!

Woman: I was ugly when I was a child, but now …

Man: Women's university has changed eighteen times!

Woman: You are not a monster. What changes?

Man: …

Woman: Who are you again? I got out of the car,

Man: Man.

Woman: Who?

M: I am your lover.

Woman: Nothing can save you.

Don't make such unlucky jokes.

Woman: I asked your name, uncle.

M: I'm only 20 years old this year, not an uncle.

Woman: So you are 20 years old!

M: Is it that strange?

Woman: No, your name? Just say it.

M: You can call me a laborer [husband].

Woman: laborer [husband], right?

M: Yes.

W: What's your real name?

M: My last name is Ai Qing.

Woman: Ai Qing [Dear] Really?

Man: Yes, dear.

Woman: Who is your dear?

M: And you are.

Woman: Oh, you're pissing me off.

M: Unfortunately, I can't fool you.

Woman: Hehe.

M: Mm-hmm.

Woman: Are you still there? A laborer [husband]

Man: …

Woman: Nan You, what's wrong with you?

Man: …

Female: Ai Qing's [Dear]

Man: It seems that someone is peeking at our chat records! girlfriend

Woman: Oh, really? Then I got off 88

Ok, bye … talk to you next time, wife!