The legend of Uber is very strange.

[Ye Qi: Boss, don't make peace with the tiles.

A gentleman: don't eat anything for the New Year's Eve!

Seven leaves:-Nava wants the snake king and sin!

A gentleman: Yes.

Ye Qi: Really? !

Gentleman: Lian Mufeixuan, Taishang Laojun, Shao Hui and Xiaotiangou play with people, animals, plants and birds. Wa, go and get a ticket to 250 yuan. ヽ(ˋ▽ˊ)ノ

Seven leaves: = =

A white hair: friend, you should be original ...]

It was snowing all over the sky, and over the snow pool, a pale golden figure fell rapidly, holding a lotus in her hand. She flew, mused, and turned into a suit. They are exactly the same.

Urged by Heart Tactics, a figure closed his eyes and resolutely threw himself into the lake. She stood quietly by the pool, leaning against Bai Lianhua's petals, unable to tell which one was her own.

They have been locked up together for many years. He knew that she hated herself for betraying Lan Yi, and she never defended herself.

One day, Tianjun wanted to wait on a concubine, and at the same time he pardoned the three realms, so he pardoned everything.

Mu still sent someone down to earth, and heaven will never hire him again. Su Yan was put into the wheel of six divisions, and III could not become a man.

Feng Mo doesn't know how Ye Qi will punish him. When Tian Tianjun came to his cell with his new favorite for seven nights, even Feng Mo's adult was embarrassed. ...

"I said Mei Sheng ... you ... hahahaha ... hello, your majesty's maid."

Mei Sheng is very serious. Seven leaves holding his waist: "I'm fine. It's you, it's going to break down soon. "

"Ha ha ha ha ....." Feng Mo almost twitched with laughter: "Tell me, what news did your Majesty Tianjun's bedroom bring?"

"Princess Baguio made trouble in the Guanghan Palace," he said slowly. The demon's laughter stopped and his face became serious. "Then what?"

"When I arrived from Guangde Hall, the goddess Chang 'e told me that the fiancee of the God of Justice who was with her was taken away by Princess Baguio, saying that she was going to marry one of her servants. "

"You fucking directly to the point? ! "

A white hair pursed her lips and leaned against Ye Qi. "But I don't want to talk about it now."

= =

"Mei Sheng, you fucking ... be kind, I was wrong, I was wrong, Mei Shengping's adult, the wise SHEN WOO teacher is in god, please be kind and tell me."

"That's more like it. Then I hurried to Princess Baguio, where there was a wedding banquet, and everyone took the groom to drink. After searching for a while, I finally found the bridal chamber, but the bride has hanged herself. "

Comrade Feng Mo was so angry that he finally got to the point slowly: "I took her soul and hid it." Later, there happened to be a fairy in the sky. I was sure it was a fairy, so I threw her in. "

The devil's voice trembled: "Who is it?"

Mei Sheng looked up and asked him seriously, "Why can't you feel it?"

The devil's face turned pale in an instant.

Fanwai 1. Paradise life of Eriocheir sinensis

Two people hugged each other and came out. Seven leaves sneered: "Hum, it's still so shameful to lie now."

An innocent statement by a white-haired man: "Why did your Majesty say that?"

"If the soul of Cheng Linger is really in your hands, you didn't say it as early as when you went against the magic. What's next? "

A white-haired smirked: "My wife is so smart, it's really boring. I am occasionally caught telling a little lie. " However, although his face is not red, his heart is beating. Touch it if you don't believe me. "He picked up her hand and put it on his chest. Well, I can't seem to touch it through my clothes. Will it be clearer? "

"You ..."

"Shh ... Come with me ..."

On arriving at the small bamboo grove, your Majesty Tianjun found himself cheated, but her maid was imminent.

Her hand is still on his chest, his temperature is rising and his heart is beating fast. He held her against a thick bamboo tree, leaned over and kissed her lips, and skillfully unbuttoned her clothes with his slender fingers. Tianjun is puzzled: "Why do you know how to take off every suit I change ..."

"Because in my eyes, it's the same whether you wear it or not." As the tip of the tongue pushed into his lips, he found small tongue, who always said malicious words and hit people, and gently teased him. She held his waist in her hands, and the feeling of being hugged made his blood boil: "Come on, help me take it off."

"No, let's go back to the palace."

I can't wait.

"Who is whose bedroom ..." Her voice became louder and louder. He suddenly lowered his head and bit her on the throat. Suddenly he bit it. Her loose hand suddenly hugged his waist, and his breathing slowly became rapid. He stopped attacking, but stopped at the key point. The pale gold imperial robe faded to the waist, and her hand was unfaithfully stuck in the bra. She twisted impatiently to cater to him.

After groping for a while, he finally stopped on the lovely gyro, rubbed it and asked softly, "Are you going back to the palace?"

She looked a little confused, her hands couldn't hold his waist, and her slender legs slowly rubbed against his waist: "No."

He smiled and said, "Who is whose waitress?"

She reached out and pushed him away, and his tongue dust hovered in her throat, gently teasing sensitive skin between her teeth: "Who is whose bedroom?"

She finally gave in: "I ... I'm yours ..."

He smiled with satisfaction, grabbed her hand and said, "Help me take off my coat. Come on."

She tore at his clothes at random. Finally, someone lost patience and untied his belt, exposing the need of an acre of land, so he pressed her hard, and when he leaned down, he found that she had been moved.

I heard her sigh of satisfaction at the moment when she entered rudely. He kissed his face from the tip of her nose. She can't see it, and I don't know where he will fall next. She was very nervous. He completely interested her, and then he stopped being polite. He leaned her waist tightly against the bamboo pole and made violent movements.

She climbed up his shoulder feebly, her legs were held high by his arms, and she could only stand on one toe. He kissed her from time to time and sweat dripped on her face.

At the critical moment, a group of fairy maids came from outside the forest, and Yingying scared them into a cold sweat all the way. The person holding her laughed her head off. Listening to the sound getting closer and closer, he slowed down, but kept on moving. She didn't dare to scream, so she pinched her lips and endured.

He lowered his head and licked her lips gently, then suddenly invaded and swallowed all the moans.

Half an hour later, the Seven Nights Heavenly Army couldn't support it at first and agreed to stop fighting. A gray hair is not satisfied, ignore it. On this day, the monarch is not what he used to be, so he adopted a coaxing method: "It's still early, why don't you go back to the palace first?" A white-haired man refused to accept the plan of slowing down the troops: "You are full and I am still hungry, which is fairer."

Coax, fail.

Tianjun continued to seduce: "Go back first, let's ... go to the hidden pool, ah ... OK."

A white hair made up her mind to have a full meal: "OK, I'll go later."

Induce, fail.

Tianjun held back: "stop, dead white hair ... ah, stop!" " "

A white hair occupies an absolute geographical advantage (the other person almost hangs on him, only one toe touches the ground), suppressing resistance: "hmm ... ah ... stop when it's over."

Resist by force and fail.

"Wow ... you don't love me anymore ... wow ... ahem ..." Tianjun began to try rogue methods. = =

"Who said ... okay ... I love you ..." The other party worked harder somewhere: "Is that enough? Or do you like ... "

So ... even the rogue means failed ... Xiaozhulin, Tianjun was in tears. ...

An hour later, a white-haired man came out, with Tianjun in his arms, satiated with food and drink. Tianjun stuck his eyes half closed in his arms and suddenly heard the sound of water flowing in the pool. Even though he really didn't want to talk, he was finally forced to open his mouth by an ominous premonition: "Yaolu, haven't you arrived at the palace yet?"

What responded to her was a shallow kiss and a thief's hand groping around: "Didn't your majesty prepare a hidden pool for those who want to come?" Come on, I'm taking off my coat, heavenly king. "

Tianjun burst into tears: "Demon Road, drown me ..."

In the warm spring, they embraced each other. He took the thief to explore the mysterious Taoyuan and smiled and said, "Drowned?" There is no such waste. Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... Is it so comfortable? "

……

(Once upon a time, Jun Hua sighed: Yaolu, there is still plenty of time ... Why are you in such a hurry ... = =

A white hair turned and smashed it into 250 pieces with a palm, sneering: not everyone can scream.

A gentleman: I want to give a 500-year-old road trip to the' stout' bamboo in the small bamboo forest.

A head of white hair, a head of seven: ╰ _ ╯)

Second, be harmonious! There is love!

One day and one night, at the second watch, His Royal Highness was bored and drank in the temple, but he didn't win. The Rubik's Cube Pen of Judicial Day disagreed with his wife, Aunt Lan, so he was ordered not to set foot in the bedroom. He came over slowly, haha, and said, "Fu Jun is bored sitting alone. Let's play chess with Fujun. "

Take out the checkers brought from the world and they will play checkers. = =

Soon, Ye Qitian Jun was very unhappy because the rider scooped up ashes and eloped with a black dog. She gave birth to her maid. Yeah, but everyone calls him Zheng Jun's Bel Canto. He was kicked out of bed by Ye Qi Tianjun and came over with a smile. Ha ha, a quick laugh: "It's no fun to play chess with Fu Jun and the judicial monty. Why don't we fight the landlord together? "

So he took out a new card brought from the world, and the three men fought the landlord together. = =

At dawn, Jun Fu glared at the panda eye and muttered, "If Mohu is married, I guess I can still play mahjong?" = =

One day, a passerby happened to pass by a deep mountain with extremely beautiful scenery. Because he was greedy for scenery, he went astray and was taken away by the tiger. I woke up in a pavilion. Outside the pavilion, plum blossoms are like snow, with layers of trees.

On the couch under the tree, a pale golden woman lay comfortably, and a white man leaned over her. The mountain breeze blows gently, the red berries bloom like snow, the black hair and silver silk are dotted, the flowers are quiet and people are silent.

The blue sky is like the sea, and people and flowers set each other off. So the bystanders realized.

Disturbing the mountain, but the boundary of the square inch, dependent on each other, is Taoyuan.

Suddenly, the woman asked in a low voice, "Where did your resurrected Juyuan Dan come from?"

The handsome man was a little guilty and said, "You will be angry again if you say it."

The woman refused: "Say."

"That ... isn't it ... the last time you refined, wasn't there only one ..."

Passers-by hurried down the hill. At the foot of the mountain, they met an angry tall man. When they saw him coming out, they shouted to him, "Do you see an old man and a woman?"

Passers-by thought it should be those two people, and quickly said to him, "Yes, they are at the top of the mountain over there."

As soon as the voice fell, the gentleman was dissatisfied with the tunnel: "Sure enough, you left me a lot of things and came here to talk about love!"

Passers-by smiled wryly: "son, I'm in a hurry to report to the official." That woman kicked the man to the edge of the cliff ... so beautiful but so ruthless and so high, I'm afraid I'm going to break up. I don't know if I can find the body ... "

Tall man.

The author has something to say: bully, bully, come out and take a bubble. ...