Jiang, a rapper with Taoist certificate.

A jaw-dropping news is that a Taoist priest has infiltrated the "new generation of rap".

In the first issue, I introduced myself, but Jiang was very cold. "My name is Jiang. I know everything I need to know, and I know what I don't know." My voice is very low, my speech speed is very fast, and my tone does not fluctuate. Then I went to my room. I didn't know what to ask, but I didn't know what others asked.

To tell the truth, the first impression is that it is simple and stupid.

Although it is beautiful, the temperament of the whole person is very weak, and there is no aggression and aggression of rappers. On the contrary, it is thin and white, and its eyes protrude outward, giving people a feeling of kidney deficiency. But the more you look, the more you know.

The second issue, guessing songs.

Z. Tao saw that the venue was a little cold, so he said, why don't you play for a while and bet on the songs of the people in the room? At this moment, Jiang appeared, wearing a mask, and made a careless appearance. Z.TAO had answers and said that his intuition was accurate, but he didn't know that there was a Taoist priest standing opposite.

Losing the first game, Z.TAO thought it was just the beginning.

After losing the second game, Z.TAO was a little dissatisfied, thinking that it was only a warm-up match, and he would win a big one in the next game. I didn't expect the third one to lose again. Not only did Z.TAO feel a little confused, but Victor Ma's expression was unbelievable. He hurriedly called Z.TAO, "sit down."

If scissors, stone and paper win three times in a row, you will only feel lucky.

However, it is serious to guess the age of a song. Quoting numbers requires high accuracy. If you can guess three numbers correctly in a row, it will be really creepy. Moreover, there are rumors that there were seven guesses at the scene, and Jiang actually guessed six times.

Z Tao said, "I have never lost my luck", and Jiang said, "I am a Taoist".

Z Tao made a fortune in Weibo afterwards, but he kept his mouth shut. "I feel very accurate, but I chose the wrong person." . A Taoist priest was chosen. Because of this Taoist priest, Z.TAO fell into the Ginger Bureau. Ginger is ginger's ginger, and the tonality of the whole program suddenly becomes a bit mysterious.

However, this is only the beginning of magic.

In a live broadcast, Adawa came to Jiang and said that the headphones could not be found. Jiang said directly, "It's in your room". Adawa went to find it with a grain of salt. Jiang complained that he was asked to find all kinds of things every day, and he helped people find things all day.

The words sound just fell and Adawa came back and said she couldn't find it.

Jiang didn't believe me, said it was clearly in your room, and then began to count some inexplicable addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and recited some incomprehensible languages. Directly and specifically said a direction, in the southeast and northeast, in a shorter place, let Adawa go again.

Adawa still couldn't find it, so she was very angry and asked Jiang to find it herself.

Jiang actually found it. Adawa is excited and excited, but Jiang is indifferent. Later, Adawa became more and more convinced of Jiang, sent songs and wrote two songs for Jiang to choose from. Jiang misspelled "anything" as "all want".

Then Adawa told others that her new song was called "I Want", and whatever the Taoist priest said was what it was.

Since Jiang revealed his Taoist identity, his aura has been different.

Live broadcast smoking, not smoking, is a fairy tale, rap is not rap, but the mage is rap, Mid-Autumn Festival, all poured into his live broadcast room, listening to what, listening to Taoist stories.

The funniest thing is Yu Zhen. One day, she also ran into Jiang and said that she would make a video blog, which would use her photos. Then she arrogantly said that she had a lot of black photos of Chiang Kai-shek, and Chiang said that she could not use them. Yu Zhen looks like you can't control me.

As a result, Jiang directly replied coldly, "Your horoscope is in my hand", and his pupils widened with fear. "Do you want to lower your head for me?" . In my hand, the eight characters are really more useful than your moth to the fire in my hand.

Not only was it a shock, but it is estimated that the whole rap world will not dare to diss ginger in the future. If you scold me, I will give you practice.

Jiang said that many young ladies sent him private messages and even seduced him. He said, but you can't fool me. You just want to trick me into telling your fortune in the name of falling in love. Cheating money is out of fashion now. If you want to cheat, cheat your magic.

People who sneak into Jiang's live studio every day will also cheat him on his magic.

Ask peach blossom for a while, ask fortune teller for a while, and Jiang Ye talks nonsense solemnly. For peach blossoms, girls should make up, go out more and be generous. Boys should practice Mandarin well, stand erect and seek money, and find a job to do business, otherwise there will be no channel to ask for money.

There is another person who has been brushing. Can you see ghosts? Jiang didn't want to talk at first, but later he said directly, I can see that, so don't ask.

Speaking of it, Jiang's live broadcast is a bit funny, like stand-up comedy.

You ask him, you are so easy to find, can you help me find a boyfriend? He will answer, you asked me to help you find it. My girlfriend hasn't been found yet. You ask him, can I say goodbye to you for tomorrow's exam? He will answer, you worship me, I didn't go to college, and my mouth is watering.

Talk about girlfriends.

He said he wrote songs for his girlfriend, but sometimes he has a bad memory and can't remember his ex-girlfriend's name. But it's really not worth remembering. He used to have a particularly accurate intuition. Suddenly I was in a bad mood at night, so I called my girlfriend and didn't answer for more than ten times. He is green.

Talk about feelings.

He said that he doesn't like chatting with girls. What are you doing, watching TV and what are you watching? But I don't want to know what you are watching, so it's boring. He wants to talk to girls about some interesting things, but generally, girls will feel horrible and have a sense of picture when they think things are interesting.

Talking about parents.

He said that he was often scolded by his father. His father told me to drink, drink, say what wine your students drink, don't drink, say that your men don't drink. Then put the bottle on the table, say it's in the way, let it reach your feet, put it at your feet, and say you are eating a barbecue stall. It's rude.

Talk about embarrassing things.

Someone asked, how can we catch up with Jiang? He said, run. If you think I'm weak, run. Run a kilometer in six minutes for the senior high school entrance examination. Well, I was actually walking.

Speaking of being late for school, he thought he might as well eat mutton powder before school, so he ate mutton powder with his mother at the school gate. Then he entered the classroom, and his mother told the class teacher that he was ill. The class teacher said, actually, I was late, too. I wanted to eat mutton powder, but I was afraid of embarrassment when I saw you inside.

Even dare to talk to the humanities.

I refused at first, but I didn't see it. You have to knock yourself, I want to unload watercress. But watching you write for him enthusiastically, he prayed that he could write more masculine. Finally, I have a new idea. I don't have to write songs to diss others in the future. I just read the man's colleagues to him.

Jiang is actually a precious son.

His stories are rich. When I was a child, I was almost sent to Shaolin Temple by my father, but he actually became a Taoist, really the kind with a Taoist certificate. Besides, he is a Taoist and calls himself a zombie.

Zombie, another kindergarten director.

He is not a kindergarten rap teacher, but a real kindergarten director. He said that he was often called Xiao Jiang. The key point is that this kindergarten is big enough, covering an area of tens of thousands of square meters, with almost 18 buildings. It is said that it is very famous in the local area and often wins prizes.

But when you ask him how to teach children, he will say, I'm just hanging my name, I don't care, I really want to teach, and I can't get rid of it.

The head of the kindergarten opened another wedding company.

It is said that the annual income is several million. He said that if you came to see me, I could help you choose a date. If you have children, I can also help you choose a name. Children grow up and go to our school. If people leave, we can help them cross over. Anyway, it is a one-stop service.

Manager Jiang said to spin 1000 pieces of silver and take it all back! Want to spend money, but he earned all the money.

But what Jiang least expected was not his ability to make money, but his talent. I can not only rap, but also write poetry, not only poetry, but also classical Chinese, not only classical Chinese, but also talk show, not only talk show, but also composition.

The composition written by Jiang in the second day of junior high school was the first prize in the country, but it is very funny that all the students who participated in the composition competition were three excellent students, and he was the only one who smoked and drank. What's even funnier is that I played for Yunnan only once in my life, not fighting with others, but writing a composition.

Before Weibo introduced himself, Jiang said that he was a philosopher, an artist, a Taoist, a tarot card, a writer, a folk scientist, a feng shui master, a prophet and a mystic.

At first, everyone thought he was serious. Unexpectedly, he really had so many strange and complete identities. No wonder he came to rap the new generation and said, "You know what you need to know, and you will learn what you don't know." If you learn slowly, you must learn slowly and learn slowly.