Interesting and attractive copy

Funny and attractive copy (selected 40 sentences) 1. You tried your best, you might as well be as casual as others. So, give up and stop embarrassing yourself. 2. Some girls who seem to be quiet for a long time have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers. 3. An employee bought a cup, which read? I want a raise? You should say these words to the boss at every meeting. Finally, one day, the boss also bought a cup, which read: fuck off? ! I'm so scared when I walk alone at night. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful, I'm afraid others won't see me. 5. I was drinking with my friends at the food stall, and suddenly remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home and slapped herself in an instant. How to distract yourself by drinking? Come on, let's get started! 6. I took the exam again and again, but I still failed today. The coach finally yelled at me impatiently. Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam? ? . I'm speechless. 7. Dream on, or you will tell others if you drink too much. 8. You walked through my heart and wore high heels. Not only left footprints, but also stepped on blood. 9. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal. 10. Don't feel that you have fallen into the lowest valley of your life at a young age. You still have a lot of room to fall. 1 1. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear up the express parcel. It's not like a weak woman can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water. 12. This is an era of changeable feelings. The best way to remember a person is to borrow money from him. 13. Taobao bought an underwear, and the shoulder strap broke just after wearing it for one day, and communicated with the store angrily. The shopkeeper replied, Are your breasts too big? Forget it, take five-star reviews! 14. Walking alone in the city on Valentine's Day, I found many ugly women with handsome guys and suddenly felt very sad. Why didn't I? It's fucking unfair. I am uglier than them! 15. I hurt my wrist. The doctor just put a thick bandage on it. My wife looked at the doctor nervously. Doctor, this, this doesn't affect his washing dishes, does it? ? 16. Many people say that if you can't tell fortune, you will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now! 17. My friend came to the northeast to play, and I told him not to lick the railing in the yard. He said: What are you afraid of in summer? Then he licked it and his mouth was full of paint. 18. My friend invited me to dinner at noon. When I paid the bill, I saw him paying slowly, so I said? Why don't I take it out? How dare you! Is it okay? So I put my hand in his pocket. 19. Liu Bei said to Zhao Yun: Zilong, you see that Yun Chang and Yide have become sworn brothers. Please join us! Zhaoyun wanted to mean to say, no, I don't think Zhao Si is suitable for me. 20. Accompany my son to do homework until the third grade. Later, he was hospitalized with a heart attack and put two stents. It's still important to think about it, that's all! 2 1. Do you know why Shaolin has always ranked first in Wulinmen School? Because of Logger Vick. 22. My wife bought a washboard online and saw one of the comments: I feel uncomfortable kneeling, bad review! My wife joined the shopping cart without saying anything. 23. My mother asked me why I didn't come out to go to the toilet for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror. 24. I went to a friend's house for dinner and made a boy pee and boil an egg, which was obviously unbearable. I said I don't like eggs, and my friend's father said, then have some soup! 25. I remember when I first entered middle school, I found that my chest was slightly raised and I felt so scared. Now that I have graduated from college, I am even more afraid to look at my slightly bulging chest! 26. Even if 99% of the people in the world think you are ugly, there are still 75 million people on the earth who think you are ugly. Do you feel suddenly swollen! 27.？ What keeps you single? I know myself too well. I think I'm the only one. Don't cheat others! ? 28. Come and tell me if you like me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives. 29. Why did you remind me? Money is not everything? ? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything. 30. The algebra teacher complained to the parents:? See how your son learns math. 90 minus 45 equals the second half! ? Father:? Well, it's time to teach him a lesson. He didn't consider working overtime. ? 3 1. You look good in everything, not necessarily because you look good, but also because you are so ugly that your clothes don't look good. 32. I have a dream since I was a child: wearing sunglasses, driving a Lamborghini sports car and wearing gold clothes to go home. Now I have realized half my dream and have sunglasses. 33. My boyfriend was caught pretending to have money: I can't stand his deception; Boyfriend was caught pretending to be poor: I don't love his money. 34. You said money can't buy time? ? Network management! Add two dollars. ? You said money can't buy love? ? Grandma, this is my gift. ? 35. When I was a child, someone in the village called me an ugly duckling. I felt very happy, because I will become a white swan when I grow up. But unexpectedly, now they call me ugly duck. 36. Lan Yan is doing her boyfriend's duty but not her boyfriend's right. Love rat has occupied her boyfriend's rights, but she has no obligation to occupy her boyfriend! 37. A man has four hopes: a cook at home, a good-looking one in the office, a bitch beside him and a young lady in the distance. 38. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, cooking is your job, laundry is your job, housework is your job, rejection is your job, and looking after children is still your job. 39. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten. 40. From today on, as long as they are my friends, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.