Hu Yifei's Classic Lines in ipartment

Ipartment is a funny and loving comedy love story. Every summer, "ipartment" is popular on the screen, and some of the classic funny lines are unforgettable

Ipartment is a funny and loving comedy love story. Every summer, "ipartment" is popular on the screen, and some of the classic funny lines are unforgettable. The following is for you, I hope you like it!

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1, Hu Yifei: If it weren't for a whip, I would be the first to kill you wretched post-70s.

2. Hu Yifei: Why do you want to read my signature? Are you trying to plot against me?

3, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

Hu Yifei: You have money to buy gifts. Should you also consider returning the money to your creditors?

5. Hu Yifei: You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

6. Hu Yifei: Prices are different now. My back is so hard that I can't breathe.

7. Hu Yifei: I always thought he was the middle number of 1 and 3, but I didn't expect that he also said the combination of 1 and 3.

Hu Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be someone else lying on the ground.

9. Hu Yifei: Naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking.

10, Hu Yifei: Your head is upside down again.

1 1, Hu Yifei: Hey, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you're grandma. Where is this?

12, Hu Yifei: Yifei: As the saying goes, take it by surprise. Fairy: You must hang yourself.

13, Hu Yifei: When birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods.

14, Hu Yifei: A new generation of urban women, who got into the hall and out of the kitchen, killed Trojan horses, climbed over the fence, rode bicycles, bought houses, beat mistresses and beat hooligans!

15, Hu Yifei: You are like a 16-year-old girl who is infatuated with delinquents.

Hu Yifei: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

Hu Yifei: It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't we have a fight?

Hu Yifei: Things that can go wrong always go wrong.

Hu Yifei: This diamond may be fake. Fairy, take your money detector.

20. Hu Yifei: Gee, you wrote the word depression on your face, but people who can't read really can't see it.

2 1, Hu Yifei: I really want to put a toilet in your brain to wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... and then his whole brain was washed away.

22. Hu Yifei: Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

Hu Yifei: No one can fool me, Hu Yifei.

24. Hu Yifei: Why don't I toss a coin to help you with your divination? Heads, you are fixed by her, tails, she is fixed by you. If the coin stands on the ground, you can escape. How's it going?

25. Hu Yifei: It can't be thawed without a microwave oven.

Hu Yifei: I will never bow to evil forces, even if I kill you.

Hu Yifei: Ceng Xiaoxian, you'd better throw away your broken mobile phone. Cameras are worse than onions. Lv Ziqiao is your sharp brother, and Hu Zha is your Chen Meijia. I really want a sip of salt and soda. ...

Hu Yifei: I ran to you desperately, thinking that you would be moved by my persistence! Even though we are separated from the whole world, as long as we get closer every day, one day I will hold your hand! But all this is an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't come to your side, because you are still standing in the same place!

Hu Yifei: The price of pigs is rising these days. Why can't the price increase?

30. Hu Yifei: Nothing is as simple as it seems.

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1. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

Fighting is always bad. Why don't we have a fight?

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

Your head and * * * are upside down again.

5. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

6. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

7. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

8. I really want to put a toilet in your brain and wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... then his whole brain will be washed away.

9. Go into the hall, go out of the kitchen, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

10. We are two young people standing on the street, about to fly their ideals.

1 1. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

12. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

13. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

14. Rome was not built in a day.

15. People are born to live, and the rest are just clouds.

16. Don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it's stolen.

17. Your explanation is shielding, shielding is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil.

18. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

19. You are sheep tone. You deviated from the direction from the beginning, and you can't run back, can you?

20. Guangu: Longlong, you are a poor year, forever and ever.

2 1. I am a stream, which keeps flowing forward, stream, stream, and never stops.

22. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

23. When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

24. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

25. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because the homonym of sheep sleeping and sleeping should be counting jiaozi …

26. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

27. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

28. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

29. Slipped when stepping on a banana peel, and then trampled it.

30. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!