Funny copywriting that will be popular in January

1. Accepted 1 Closed disciple, the tuition fee is 888 yuan, only teaching to close the door. Now sign up to teach to turn off the lights, windows and air conditioners.

2. My friends say that I am a famous musician, because every time I go out to sing, they all sing other people's songs, and only I compose live music!

3. On a snowy day, a reporter interviewed in the street: "Auntie, what effect do you think the snowstorm has brought to your life?" Aunt: "The impact is too great! First of all, you have to see clearly that I am your uncle! "

It's no big deal to start school. You will find that every Monday after work is more painful than starting school.

5. "I have never seen much money in my life when I feel that my wallet is really pitiful." "When your mirror is poor, you have never seen anyone in your life."

6. I can't find a girlfriend, so I have to tell my fortune. Fortune teller: Your first half life is doomed to be unattractive. My eyes lit up: what about the second half? Fortune teller: I'll get used to it for the rest of my life.

7. A luxury car passed by me just now and splashed me with water. At that time, I secretly vowed that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. I can't if everyone else blows away. That's a real pity.

9. It is said on the Internet that egg white can maintain hair! I hit an egg on my head when I was taking a shower! As a result, the water was too hot to hang an egg flower!

/kloc-When I was 0/0.5 years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 20 years old, my goal was Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus, have a place to sit and listen to music.

1 1. I was beaten by my wife today because I was caught reading an article "Teach you how to beat your wife".

12. "Why is mother-in-law more difficult to coax than girlfriend?" "Because my mother-in-law was cheated once!"

13. grandma exclaimed after watching the Olympic 100-meter race: how scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row, one with a gun to shoot. They shot without aiming, and the children scared that one away! The rope can't stop!

14. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

15. In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life. Now the internet speed is very fast, and everyone has wifi, three times an hour on average.

16. People can't judge whether they are rich or not by their appearance. When we pass each other in the street, you will never think that I am a luxurious yellow diamond.

17. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days without money, so be strong!

18. What if my girlfriend is angry and unreasonable? Drop a cup on the floor and see if you can stop her. If you do, it's over. If you don't stop, kneel on the glass slag and finish it.

19. It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother likes to pull the top.

20. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

2 1. I can't believe that the group of fat cells I eat and drink all day, when I was about to freeze to death in the cold wind, they pretended not to know, and they didn't want to burn themselves to keep me warm. Their hearts are so cold. Raised a group of baiwenhang!

22. I said that I like a very good boy, but I feel that I have no chance. My mother said what you were afraid of. Although you are poor, you can have access to such a good person, which shows that he is doomed.

23. I went to have my hair cut, and the barber asked me where to cut it. I said I cut my chin, and then he looked at it for a while and said, "What floor?"

24. They say I can't lose weight until I'm full. That's ridiculous. I just can't get enough to eat.

1. Who says money can't buy love because you don't have enough money? Which billionaire do you think lacks love?