A funny copy that makes people laugh from beginning to end

1. Many people say that if they can't tell fortune, they will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now!

Arguing with a girl who has a crush on me. She hasn't talked to me for a long time. ""then apologize! Forget it, it's been ten years. "

I hurt my wrist. The doctor just put on a thick bandage, and my wife looked at the doctor nervously: "Doctor, this, this doesn't affect his washing dishes, does it?" "

4. Some people say that I am ugly. I'm sad and feel sorry for her. I went blind at a young age.

When I was a child, I secretly vowed to be an extremely smart person in the future. After years of hard work, we finally achieved half of it. I have made up my mind.

6. Recently, a fish died. After thinking for a long time, I didn't want to be buried, so I arranged for it to be cremated. Who knows, the more roasted, the more fragrant it is, so I have to prepare a bottle of beer for myself!

Violence can't solve anything. Why don't we sit down calmly and praise me for an hour?

8. Which expert can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: when your family went to your grave.

Nine. I really need to stay up less and play with my mobile phone less. My eyes are getting worse. You can't see the money when you open Alipay.

10. My name is Xiao Cute. When you grow up, you are called big cute. When I get old, I'll call it Old Cute. I'm cute when I'm dead.

1 1. Life will never wave to you politely and say, "Come here, let's be reasonable." Life will only knock you down with a big mouth and say, "fool, learn!" " .

When a man really falls in love with you, you will find: hey! One more father; When a man falls in love with you falsely, you will find that he is still a rebel after having another son.

Thirteen. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to cut me.

14. How can I describe a poor man like me? The soil is too bad.

15. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, wash clothes, do housework, be rejected, and take care of children.

Sixteen years old. Too many friends. Bringing a pack of snacks is like feeding pigeons in the square, and bringing a pack of cigarettes is like handing out leaflets in the street.

17. I found that my persistence has never wavered in recent years. Besides eating and sleeping, I should only lose my hair.

18. Wang Erxiao hit someone with his motorcycle. He pulled the injured man up and comforted him: "Haha, today is your lucky day. I usually drive big trucks. "

19. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

20. The so-called pig-like roommate should mean that I caught a cold and asked him to bring me a box of black and white ones. He brought me a pack of Oreos.

Twenty one. Take a roller coaster in Happy Valley. Someone else's girlfriend: "Ah! Ah! How horrible! " Girlfriend: "Oh, I'll go, oh, I'll go."

22. Parents fool their children into calling education. Children fool their parents into cheating. Fooling each other is called the generation gap!

I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

24. Who says boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!