What are the comic dialogues?

I can't remember Mr. Zhao's decoration.

A: Come here, come here, come here. What's your name?

Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey ... I can't remember ~

Let's test you. What's this (sticking out a finger)?

B: Fried dough sticks.

What is this? (stretching out two fingers)

B: Two fried dough sticks.

What's this (sticking out five fingers)

B: A handful of fried dough sticks.

A: I'll tell you two words. Remember: Sun is a little grandson. Lee, don't mention it. Friday, my king. Zhou, this is preserved egg porridge. Wu, is much ado about nothing, lawless. Zheng saw that the situation was not serious. The king is the king of beasts.

Oh, it's that big tiger, right?

A: Whatever you say. You got it?

I see.

Can you talk?

Teacher, I can talk. I can't understand this lecture. I can only come and talk.

A: Then come and talk about it.

B: Come here: big tiger, indecent and lawless preserved egg porridge. Little grandson, that's ridiculous. It is teacher Zhao who cheats money.