Constellation stories, some funny jokes about constellations

One day, my senior came to me excitedly: "Xiao Tuan, as of last night 12 and 12, my boyfriends finally got together 12 constellation!" "

I didn't react for a moment: "What does your male péng friend collect in 12 constellation?"

The senior said, "No, no, no, it's not something in 12 constellation, but my boyfriend in 12 constellation."

I quickly applauded: "Sister Xue is great!"

In junior high school, my favorite girl asked in class, who is Aquarius? I said, I am. What happened? She looked hurt and walked away in ecstasy. On her desk, the newly opened constellation book reads: Pisces Aquarius, the best spouse of the month. There is actually a line below: it is advisable to avoid breaking ground when getting married today. This book is probably produced by the local Town God Temple. Her best friend closed the book and said, how old are you? I said: January. She said: You are not an Aquarius, you are a Virgo. I said, Ah, I'm a Virgo. After that, I ran away happily, and then went to an empty corner, feeling sad for a long time. It's not that girls don't like Aquarius, they just don't like me.

Roommates bring male tickets to dinner and play games. Who is undercover? We're virgins. It's embarrassing. Just about to think about how to say it, my roommate said a bottle and froze. It was a constellation. Virgo, I don't carry this embarrassing pot.

Constellation legend?

Some words that may be problematic are separated by the word _. Legend of Constellation 1: White Goat (March 21-April 19) It is said that King Masta of Disaya and Queen Nifili of Disaya have two children, a boy and a girl. They are boy Friec and girl Holland. In order to avoid being chased by their stepmother, their brother and sister became brothers. However, on the way, Frick's sister accidentally fell into the sea and died. Frick, who was extremely sad, finally arrived in the country east of the Black Sea, and Frick was protected by the local king Ai Yeti. So, in order to repay King Ayetitis for saving his life, Frick peeled off the golden sheep's fur and presented it to King Ayetitis, so King Ayetitis hung it on a tree in a forest, where a sleepless dragon guarded it. The white goat is to commemorate the constellation of this golden goat. Legend of constellation 2: Taurus (April 20-May 20) It is said that Phoenician daughter Europa was swimming at the seaside, and Zeus, the god of flowers blown by the wind, saw that Zeus fell in love with her at first sight, so Zeus turned into a handsome big white cow and came to her, so Europa ran to ride on the back of the cow and played, and Zeus took her away. The big white cow was put into the sky by Zeus and became a star, which is what we later called Taurus. Legend of Constellation shu Story 3: Gemini (May 2 1-June 21) Legend has it that there are twin brothers, Caster and Boluduk, both of whom are very brave and good at fighting. Among them, my brother was very good at equestrian and later became an equestrian expert. Brother _ brother is very good at boxing and archery, and their reputation is far-reaching. They cooperated tacitly on the battlefield, were invincible, and repeatedly made meritorious military service. However, in a slow war, Brother _ Brother was unfortunately seriously injured and finally died. Grieving brother _ brother went to qí to beg Zeus, hoping to exchange his life for brother _ brother's. Zeus was very moved by this, so he put them in the sky and never parted. This is what we later called Gemini. Maybe on winter nights, when you look up at the stars, you will see them. Legend of Constellation 4: Cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd) It is said that Hercules is the son of Zeus and man _ kind _ woman _. He is also the greatest hero in Greece and the strongest man in the world. However, Hera has always wanted to kill Hercules, which is rare in the world. One day, he came to Mycenae Kingdom to receive the hero's welcome, so Hera instructed the king to give Heracles a difficult problem to kill Xu Dela who lived in the swamp area. Hercules agreed, but Hydra was defeated by Hercules with his wit. Just as he was about to win, the angry Hera called out a big fat crab from the sea, but the fat crab could not beat the infinite power. Legend of Constellation Story 5: Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd) Legend has it that there was a well-known man named Heracles in Greek _ La. He was born of Zeus and mortals. He was born versatile and loved by people, but Hera, the queen of God, was jealous of her husband's experience, so she always made things difficult for him. The first difficulty is to take the fur of the Meneya lion, which is a very fierce, disabled and violent beast. After fighting with the lion, Heracles finally narrowly defeated the lion. Heracles made a shield out of the skin of a lion, and Zeus held the lion as a Leo to show his bravery. Legend of Constellation 6: Chu _ Nvzuo (August 23-September 22) Legend has it that Demeter, the elder sister of Zeus, has a unique daughter named Persephone, and their mother and daughter live together, which has brought people a rich agricultural harvest. One day, Hades forced Persephone with his black chariot. Anxiously wandering around _ waves, just to find the whereabouts of her daughter _, because of this, yǒu's fields began to become desolate. When Zeus knew about it, he sent an emissary to the underworld to demand Persephone's release, but he had eaten the food in the underworld and could not leave the underworld forever. Therefore, only every spring does Persephone Tsai return to Hu's land and start farming again with her mother. When the daughter _ son returned to hell, Demeter had no intention of taking charge of farming, and everything withered. So the earth has four distinct seasons: spring, summer, autumn and winter. And Persephone became a female seat. Legend of Constellation 7: Libra (September 23-65438+1October 23) Legend has it that Libra was born when the scales in charge of good and evil in the hands of a priestess in Greek and Greek mythology flew into the sky, so it is also called Libra. Around 2000 BC, this constellation was related to the trial of Babylonian religion dominating life and death, and tiān was used to measure the good and evil of the soul. Legend of Constellation 8: A few days after Scorpio (65438+1October 24th-165438+1October 22nd), Hera ordered Scorpio to climb out of the dark underground and attack Orion (Di Anna's beloved hunter Orion, which later became Orion). On another occasion, Scorpio attacked felton, who was driving the carriage of the Sun God, with poison gas, giving Jupiter a chance to shoot lightning and destroy the running solar car. Legend of Constellation 9: Sagittarius (165438+1October 23rd-65438+February 23rd, 2 1) is a centaur, which has the dual characteristics of animals and humans, so it is also called Sagittarius. It is a famous prophet, doctor and doctor. He is a supporter of the famous English heroes in Greece, namely Jason, Achilles and Aeneas. Legend has it that he is the son of Carlos and Philia and the father of Zeus. After he was frightened, he turned himself into a horse, and his mother, Feria, couldn't stand this strange appearance of half man and half horse and became a bodhi tree. Legend of Constellation X: Capricorn (65438+February 22nd-65438+1October 19) is a demigod. Although demigods are not as good as gods, they are still superior to humans. Pan is so ugly that even his mother doesn't like him He has goat's ears and horns on his head, a hairy figure on his upper body and a goat's posture on his lower body. He likes music best and often plays the flute himself. Once, when the gods held a banquet on the bank of the Euphrates River, a strange thing suddenly appeared. The gods were frightened to disgrace and fled into the river in various forms. Pan also hurriedly jumped into the water to take refuge, but he panicked and turned into a fish completely. This is the origin of Capricorn. In Babylon, Cuba, there was a fairy named Ea, which is said to be "an antelope in the deep sea", which is quite consistent with the image of goat's fish tail, so it is also called "Capricorn". Chuán of constellation tells story eleven: Aquarius (65438+1October 20th-1February 8th) is a golden beauty. One day, when he was herding sheep, he was suddenly caught by an eagle transferred to Olympus by Zeus, who took the place of Princess Sybil, who married Hera chris, and was responsible for pouring wine for Zeus. In ancient Rome, the position of the sun in the first month of this constellation was rainy season, so it was named Aquarius, also known as Aquarius. Legend of the Twelve Constellations: Pisces (1February-March 20th, 9) One day, when the gods saw the sunny weather, they held a banquet by the river. Music-loving gods happily sang and played musical instruments, and the atmosphere was quite warm. Suddenly there was a scream. This is a monster with a hundred snakes under his shoulders and big wings. The gods saw something bad and fled everywhere. Zeus became a bird, Apollo became a crow, Hera became a cowherd, and Chulinsos became a goat. All the gods turned into animals and ran away. Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, and her son, Giroz, the god of love, turned into fish and fled into the Euphrates River. At that time, they decided to tie their tails together with ribbons and never separate, thus successfully escaping from the monster. In this way, the mother and son are connected by their tails, and they will never separate and ascend to heaven. This is the origin of Pisces.

12 full version of the constellation story?

Aries: King Masta and Queen Neferi of Disaya have two children, son Frick and daughter Holland. Frick is hiding her stepmother's harm. She and her sister Holland escaped on a golden retriever that can only fly in the sky. On the way, Frick's sister unexpectedly turned her head and fell into the sea and died, but he sadly arrived in the eastern country of the Black Sea and was taken care of by the local king Ai Yeti. In return for saving his life, Frick skinned the golden retriever and presented it to King Yeti. King Yeti hung this fur on a tree in the jungle, guarded by a dragon that never sleeps. And Aries is the constellation to commemorate this golden-haired sheep!

Taurus: Legend has it that Europa, the daughter of Phoenicia, swam by the sea and caught a glimpse of Zeus, the coquettish god. Zeus turned into a handsome and considerate cow and walked towards her. As soon as Europa saw the cow, she fell in love with him. Because he not only sings perfectly, but also has nothing to say on the surface. Just as the princess gradually leaned against the cow and sang with him, the cow suddenly picked up the princess and flew to the sky. Europa was playing on the back of a cow, and Zeus took her to Crete. It turned out that the cow was the incarnation of Zeus, and the beautiful princess took over Zeus' love, and they returned to heaven together. Zeus named this land after the princess Europa to commemorate the land of confession. Two people live a happy life. Later, the cow was put in the sky by Zeus and became Taurus.

Gemini: About the twin brothers, it is said that the twin brothers Caster and Bolu dukes are brave and good at fighting. My brother became an equestrian expert, and my brother was good at archery and boxing, and his reputation was far-reaching. The two worked closely together in many wars, from birth to death. In a war, my brother was injured and died. My brother was heartbroken and begged Zeus to redeem his brother with his life. Zeus was deeply moved and placed them in the sky, becoming a Gemini and never parting. From dusk to night in winter, you can see it at the zenith.

Cancer: It is said that Hercules was the hero in Greek legend when Hercules fought Sedola. He was ordered to get rid of Xu Dela, the hydra that harms people and animals. In the fierce war, there was a crab in Xu Dela. Hercules smashed the crab shell with a big stick and died. Hera hated this hero very much and put Cancer in the sky as a constellation. In the evenings of February and March, you can catch a glimpse of Cancer in the southern sky.

Leo: In Greek mythology, Hercules was the illegitimate child of Zeus. When he was born, he was cursed by the jealous Queen Hera, so he had to face twelve difficulties and obstacles in his life. The first is to fight the invincible and powerful lion. After several battles, the fearless Hercules got drunk and finally killed the lion. So Zeus lifted the lion to the sky to show off Hercules' achievements. People can see it in the southern sky in late April.

Virgo: The constellation nǐ is said to be the daughter of the goddess of agriculture. Demeter, the goddess of agriculture, had an only daughter named Persephone. Once, she was robbed by Pluto. Dimitri was very sad and went into the cave in the valley, unwilling to come out. So that the land no longer produces crops and hungry people can be seen everywhere. Zeus, the god of heaven, sent an envoy to Pluto and ordered him to return Pushkin. Prout O (Hades) did not dare to disobey Zeus' will, so he sent Persephone safely back to his car mother. But before leaving, Persephone ate four pomegranates in the underworld, so she had to return to the underworld for four months of the year. Every year when Persephone returned to hades, her mother Demeter would enter the cave again to stop the crops from growing. Therefore, there are four months of winter in the world every year. I heard that's why.

Libra: Libra is not named because of the different shapes of stars. About 3000 years ago, when the sun reached this constellation, it was the autumn equinox on the earth. At that time, the length of day and night was almost the same, so this constellation was named Libra in the average sense. But later, some people thought that this scale was the yardstick used by Athena, the goddess of justice, to interrogate human beings' good and evil. At the same time, there is also a saying that Virgo, the western neighbor of Libra, is the constellation of the goddess incarnation.

Scorpio: In ancient times, there was a giant named Orion in Greece who lived by hunting and often chased prey with a thick stick in his hand. He always boasted:' There is no prey in this world that I can't hunt.' Because of his arrogant position, he angered the goddess and sent scorpions one by one. He waited high on Olin's road every day, which stung his feet. Olin couldn't resist the attack from the sky, and the venom quickly flowed all over his body and died. Orion became Orion. And this scorpion was pulled to the sky to become a constellation, Scorpio, because of its meritorious service.

Sagittarius: From the shape of the constellation, Sagittarius looks like an archer, shooting at Scorpio with his bow. However, in fairy tales, Sagittarius has nothing to do with Scorpio, but is related to Khyron, one of Sagittarius. Khyron is an extremely clever centaur, proficient in medical skills, equestrian and martial arts, and deeply loved by people. Even Hercules, a great man, Khyron studied martial arts and astronomy as his teacher. Sadly, once Hercules had an argument with other centaurs, and he accidentally stabbed Kai Long Xing with a sword stained with hydra venom. Although Khyron was immortal, Khyron felt extremely uncomfortable with the virulence of Hydra, so he transferred his immortality to Prometheus and let himself die. Therefore, after the death of Zeus in Khyron, jiāng moved to the sky and became a constellation.

Capricorn: Capricorn is also called Capricorn. Pān is a shepherd god with goat horns and beard and playing horn flute. Once, Pan held a banquet with the gods by the Nile, and suddenly a strange monster attacked him. This monster has a fierce face and a tall figure. Even the gods are afraid of him and want to escape. At that time, Pan was going to turn into a fish, ready to jump into the river to escape, but he might as well be busy, but his lower body turned into a fish. Zeus, the god, saw his expression and thought it was ridiculous. Took him to the sky one by one and became a constellation. The fishtail in the lower body of zhè symbolizes Capricorn's shyness.

Aquarius: The gods held a banquet in the Temple Club of Olympus where they lived and drank Nithard's wine. At this time, it was Heber, the daughter of Zeus and Princess Hera, who was in charge of pouring wine. Herbie is famous for her beauty, but when she reaches marriageable age, she can no longer take the responsibility of pouring wine, because she married Zeus' son Glass. Zeus is looking for a successor. One day, when Zeus came down to earth, he found a beautiful boy chasing sheep and turned into a heron and caught him. The boy changed his name to Kanimid and became a royal shepherd. Zeus gave him eternal youth, but he had to bear the responsibility of pouring wine for life. Carnemedes feels quite honored and has been working hard. Zeus was deeply moved and gave him a water bottle full of spiritual water, also named Aquarius in the distant sky.

Pisces: Venus, the god of love and beauty in ancient Roman mythology, and her son little love god Cupid were attacked by a monster by the river. Mother and son immediately jumped into the river and ran away like two fish. Probably for fear of separation between mother and son, there is a belt between two fish, forming Pisces. The ruler of Pisces is Neptune, the brother of Zeus in Greek mythology.