Is there a great god to help make up a short and meaningless story?

Six boring stories that light up your life

1. A turkey is chatting with a cow. The turkey said, I wish I could fly to the top of the tree, but I don't have the courage. The cow said, why don't you eat some of my feces? It is very nutritious. The turkey ate a little cow dung and found that cow dung really gave it enough strength to fly to the first branch. The next day, the turkey ate more cow dung and flew to the second branch. Two weeks later, the turkey proudly flew to the top of the tree. Soon, a farmer saw it and quickly shot it down from the tree.

Survival: Cow shit will get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

The crow stood in the tree and did nothing all day. The rabbit saw it and asked, can I do nothing all day like you? The crow said, of course, why not? So the rabbit began to rest in the open space under the tree. Suddenly, a fox appeared. It jumped up, grabbed the rabbit and swallowed it.

Survival: If you want to stand and do nothing, you must stand very high, very high.

A bird flies to the south for the winter. It's almost freezing cold. So it stopped in a large clearing. A cow passed by and pulled a pile of cow dung on it. The frozen bird lay in the dunghill, feeling warm, and then began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the sound, went over to have a look, and soon found the bird lying in the dunghill and dragged it out to eat.

Survival: Not everyone who shits you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of the dunghill is your friend. When you are lying in the dunghill, you'd better keep your mouth shut.

4. A scholar went to Beijing for the third time to catch the exam and stayed in a shop where he often lived. Two days before the exam, he had three dreams. The first dream is that he grows cabbage on the wall. The second dream is that it is raining. He is wearing a hat and an umbrella. The third dream is that he is lying naked with his beloved cousin, but his back is to his back.

These three dreams seem to have some profound meanings, so the scholar hurried to find fortune-telling dreams the next day. Hearing this, the fortune teller patted his thigh continuously and said, "You'd better go home. Think about it, isn't it futile to grow vegetables on high walls? Isn't it unnecessary to wear a hat and an umbrella? Isn't it impossible to lie naked in a bed with my cousin, but back to back? "

Hearing this, the scholar was disheartened and went back to the store to pack his bags and prepare to go home. The shopkeeper was surprised and asked, "Isn't there an exam tomorrow? How did you go back to your hometown today? " When the scholar said this, the shopkeeper was happy: "Hey, I can interpret dreams, too. I think you must stay this time. Think about it, isn't it high school to grow vegetables on the wall? Doesn't wearing a hat and an umbrella mean that you are prepared this time? Lying in bed with your cousin back to back doesn't mean you should turn over? "

Hearing this, the scholar felt more reasonable, so he took the exam happily and got a flower exploration.

The way to survive: positive people are like the sun, where they shine; Negative people are like the moon, but the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is different. Ideas determine our lives. What kind of ideas, what kind of future.

One day, the city zoo found the kangaroo escaped from the cage, so they held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low, so they decided to raise the cage from the original 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found the kangaroo still running outside, so they decided to raise it to 30 meters. I didn't expect to see kangaroos running outside the next day. So the administrators were very nervous and decided to do one thing at a time to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters.

One day a giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" Asked the giraffe.

"It's hard to say." Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!" " "

The way to survive: in fact, many people are like this, and the problem always complicates it. Sometimes the answer is simple, as long as you seriously think about your daily work.

6. A big company intends to hire a car driver with a high salary. After layers of screening and examination, only three competitors with the best technology are left. The examiner asked them, "There is a piece of gold on the edge of the cliff. How close do you think you can get to the cliff without falling? "

"2 meters." The first one said.

"Half a meter." The second man said confidently.

"I will try to stay away from the cliff." The third person said.

As a result, the company accepted the third place

The way to survive: don't compete with temptation, stay as far away as possible.