A selection of 80 self-deprecating sentences

1, Brother Green Arrow and Brother Huang Arrow were walking when they suddenly saw Yi Damei. As a result, Sister Dev chewed them up and gave birth to Xuanmai.

You are not the only woman in the world, but there is only one woman like you.

3. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

I am deceiving myself, but I refuse to get out of that memory.

5, often very hard love, usually, there is no good result.

6. If you are sad enough, stand up by yourself. Others will get sick if they watch too much.

7. Sometimes it is more difficult for you to communicate with one person than with Ren Du Ermai.

8. I gradually began to understand that my life is accompanied by myself.

9. There are fewer people crossing the road with grandma, but more people crossing the road with * *.

10, I'm dead and I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

1 1. A good horse doesn't eat grass when he turns back, because there is no grass when he turns back.

12, a man promises a woman a job, just like a woman says she wants to lose weight 1, but it is often difficult to do so.

13, there is always a casual shadow, which is a dream that you have been trying to accomplish all your life.

14, when you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock?

15, half of life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

16, I can't do that. It's ugly. Wow, what a big move! I brought a single pipe ~ ~

17, if you tell me to get out, I'll get out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

18, at night without orangutans, I attract you with monkeys.

19, after breaking up, I didn't think about anything. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one?

I used a little skill to increase my chances of winning the lottery. Buy two lottery tickets!

2 1. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

22. I smiled He said, this is exactly what I want to tell you.

23. Don't blame me for being crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

I hate people who are hot and cold to me. Do you think of me because no one is with you?

25. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa?

26. It used to be very good, but now it's getting ugly. Colleagues said faintly: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

27. Suddenly looking back, the man next to him stood at the stairs with soy milk.

28, military training, heatstroke, people fall, buy medicine, out of stock. I smiled.

29. Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.

30. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

3 1 implicates our happiness and happiness, which is what we really cherish.

32. The faded scenery is only a cursory look.

33. Why do girls have no status? When I was a child, I entered my father's account, and when I grew up, I entered my husband's account, just like transferring money!

34. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

35. Mom says he is not suitable for you. I said I liked him, then I dumped him. Because I listen to my mother.

36. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder and pee it out, so that loneliness can be spilled everywhere!

37. I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to live and the other is to live.

38. I said: Because this is the only time I can vent! Ah ha ha?

39. What else should I write here? Don't you know?

40. I am a humble sand, walking with the wind. I'm sophisticated and complicated.

4 1, men are used to rely on, so be reliable; Women are meant to love, so be cute.

42. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

43. I broke up once and said I had a stomachache.

44. Whenever I cry for you, you always smile mercilessly by my side.

45, as far as I am concerned, I am also an educated hooligan!

I would rather have an enemy like God than a friend like a dog.

47. If you don't stay here, you stay here. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

48. We are not afraid of teachers, but we are afraid that teachers will call their parents.

49. Run with tears and fall luxuriantly.

50. The person who holds you in the palm of his hand will crush you to death at the foot of Wuxing Mountain one day.

5 1, the heaviest topic between men is talking about their women.

The coast of 52.8000 meters is seven centimeters blue. Who cares if your heart is as deep as the sea?

In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

54, ah! Please stay, benefactor, girl. I counted after milking and hit the milk shortage ~

55. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

56. The dim light illuminates the pale face, and you leave in scarlet eyes.

57. Don't be infatuated with elder brother, because elder brother is just a legend. Don't be infatuated with elder sister, she will make you vomit blood after removing makeup.

58. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.

59. Your story is like a short story in a campus magazine. They won't last long.

60. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

6 1. Since time cannot go back, why can't we work hard for the future ~

62. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.

63. One worships heaven and earth, the other worships Gaotang, and worships himself, okay? Send it to the examination room?

64. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

Don't say that the wolf hasn't eaten mutton for five years. Neither the cat nor the mouse has eaten the mouse since 1940.

66. What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar, leaving the US dollar with no way out.

67, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law there is caller id!

68. Happiness is not just talk, and love is not just talk.

69. There is no future without tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

70. The hearts of employers and employees are also made of meat. Do you think it's stainless steel and waterproof?

7 1, women should be domineering and say: I am a man, who am I afraid of?

What I can't forget is not him, but my feelings for him.

73, the official amulet: eat and drink without taking bribes, like the new and hate the old, romantic and not dirty.

74. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

75. You say that your hands are short, and you will be paraplegic.

76. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

Rain God Rain God, come to my house and give us a heavy rain.

78. I should be a person of status. I should be a strong person. I should be a character, not such a tramp.

79. Young girls are valuable, but young women are more expensive. If there is a rich woman, you can throw them both away.

80. I heard that on Tanabata Day, 35? Well, it's too hot, you hit it.