What are the classic QQ chat records? Ask god for help

W: What's your name? Man: What's your name? You didn't molest my daughter: psycho. Man: How can you be crazy? Really? Call 520 female: 520, no, it's 120. M: Thank you for your confession. I will think about it! Woman: I can't stand it. Who are you anyway? M: I'm from China, so it's not convenient to give my name. Woman: I can't stand it. Stop it! Man: Then you go first. Female: Liu Jing is a beautiful girl. English name: MM Male: Yes, my last name is Nan, Ming Youren, and female: Nan You [boyfriend], right? Man: Yes … Hehe … Woman: Strange name? How old are you? M: I'm in the shape of Wu Huai. Woman: Please, I'm asking your age ~ Man: Guess? Woman: I'm not a fortune teller: I was one years old decades ago. Guess how old I am now? Woman: Fuck … Man: What are you doing at night? Woman: Cut ... Man: You have to cut the radish, but you don't have to. Just cut it ... Woman: Really? It seems that you are very ill! Man: You are ill. Go take your medicine. Woman: ... Man: Are you still there? Woman: Not here. M: Not here. You can return it. W: I can prove that I am here. M: Really? So how old are you? Female: 100 male: hmm? Female: Subtract half male: Old woman female: I haven't finished typing yet. Man: then hit the woman: subtract half from the man's two halves:? I'm not good at math. Female: Jia 10 male:? W: Then subtract 2. Man: Shit, woman: Minus 4 and 2, it's OK. Man: You are all right, but I feel dizzy. Woman: One or two deaths won't end the world! M: Oh, are you 18 years old? W: So what? Man: What a young woman! She is too young to eat. Man: Beautiful! Female: I was ugly when I was a child. Now ... M: The women's university has changed eighteen times! Woman: You are not a monster. You will become a man ... Woman: You won't say who you are again, will you? I got off, male: female: who? Man: You are a lover. Woman: Nothing can save you. M: Don't make such unlucky jokes. Woman: I'm asking your name. Uncle male: I'm only 20 years old this year, not uncle female: so you are 20 years old! M: Is it that strange? Woman: No, your name? Say it. M: You can call me a laborer [husband]. Woman: laborer [husband], right? M: Yes. W: What's your real name? Man: My last name is Ai Qing's daughter: Ai Qing's [dear], right? Man: Yes, dear woman: Who is your dear? Man: You are a woman: Oh, you fucked me. Man: Unfortunately, I can't fuck you. Woman: Hey, hey, man: Er, woman: Are you still there? Labor [husband] Male: ... Female: Nanyou, what's the matter with you? Male: ... Female: Dear Qing Ai Male: It seems that someone is peeking at our chat records! Girlfriend: Oh, really? Then I got off 88 men: OK, bye … Talk to you next time, wife!