Jing M.Guo and Yao Ming's jokes

Joke is a Chinese word, and the pinyin is xiào hua, which means something that makes people laugh. Jokes are characterized by short length, simple and ingenious stories, and are often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Next, I will bring the following contents, hoping to help you!

1, Jing M. Guo Guan came to the door, suddenly felt a hard thing against the back of his head and heard a low voice: "Don't move, or I'll kill you."

Jing M.Guo paused, then turned his head and said shyly, "Yao Ming, you are good or bad!" "

2. Huang Xiaoming wanted to send something to his mother across the river, but he didn't know the depth of the river, so he asked Yao Ming. Yao Ming said, the river has just passed my feet.

Xiao Ming went to ask Jing m Guo again, and Jing m Guo said, no, it's dangerous. Last time, I was almost swept away by the river.

Xiao Ming thought it over carefully and made up his mind to say, I'd better go back and wear a pair of high shoes to cross the river.

3. Jing M.Guo and Yao Ming went out for business activities together, and were forced to live in the same room because there was no room in the hotel. In the evening, Xiao 4 watched Yao Ming lying on a 5-meter-long Simmons bed and said enviously, "Your bed is really good, unlike my bed board, which is cold and hard." Yao Ming comforted: "Although your bed board is hard, it's not bad to bring your own bunk bed. Ok, don't think about it, go to sleep quickly, and I'll help you cover the quilt. " Yao Ming said, and closed the pencil case.

After a few seconds, Jing M.Guo became more and more angry. He jumped out of bed and pointed to Yao Ming, saying that he was also a star in business activities. Why is your bed big and comfortable, and my bed small and hard? See Jing M. Guo jump angrily and punch Yao Ming in the knee!

Jing M.Guo, dressed in red, stood in front of the burning house and looked at the flames with rapt attention. He is so beautiful that he is a little sad. Suddenly, someone picked him up and rushed into the burning house, shouting, "I found the fire extinguisher!" " ! ! ! "

One day, Yao Ming and Jing M.Guo were taking a bath together, and Jing M.Guo dropped a bar of soap: "Yao Ming, help me pick it up, thank you". Yao Ming began to calculate: "My height is 2.3 meters, the chrysanthemum position is about 1.3 meters, Jing M Guo 1.4 meters, and my buddy position is about 0.8. Even if I stand on tiptoe, I am still far from it ..." After careful calculation, Jingmi Guo Can can't play my mind, and he can't touch it at all. This soap can be picked up! So Yao Ming bent down. Jing M.Guo laughed wildly: You are so naive! Then stick out your tongue playfully. ...

The girl who has a crush on me wants to invite me to dinner. I wonder if I can't eat for free, and I have to ask her something. I said to her, "I beg you to be so kind to me all your life."

7. Wife: Why is my husband chasing me? Me: The fortune teller said that you are Wang Fu and you can get along with me. Wife: Where did you calculate it? I'm going to find him, too Me: An old man in the street park has a mole on his eyebrows. Tell me when you see it, and he won't be killed.

8. I went to my classmate's house to play. When I got to the door and heard him shout open sesame, I laughed at his naivety. No one will definitely bird you, but the door opened and his sister opened it. When he went in, he said hello to his sister and said that it was very kind of you. Your brother is so naive that you still play with him. As a result, she glared at me and said, my name is sesame.

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