Is there a joke that can make people laugh to tears?

Brother ... no ... we are ... She still remembers that day ... It was a hot afternoon, and today was a quiz, so when I came home early, I was already back, as if thinking and in a daze (maybe hungry). Brother, are you hungry? I'll get the rice and eat it later ... (My brother didn't reply to her) She went to the kitchen to prepare cooking. After a while, there seems to be someone behind her. Looking back, I suddenly appeared behind her. Whoo! Brother, will you make a sound next time? You scared me to death (strange! At this moment, I suddenly grabbed her hand and she got a fright. He took it out slowly. When she saw it, she knew what had happened. She's been struggling ... no! We are brother and sister ... if mom knew ... but I kept begging her not to listen. She is dizzy and seems to have lost her judgment. She regretted making a serious mistake in such a daze ... but she was afraid to tell her mother ... so she said to me ... brother! The next time you force me to sign your failed test paper, I will tell my mother ... (I want to hit the wall for five minutes ...) So, a five-year-old child went to a five-star hotel, and his manager said, "Find me a lady." The manager said, "We are a five-star hotel with no ladies." So the child threw out 5000 yuan and said, "Is there a lady?" The manager said, "Yes." The child said, "I want to be sick." The manager said, "Our five-star is not sick." The child threw out 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a sick one." The manager said, "Some of them are sick." The child asked the manager, "I slept with a sick lady." Am I sick, too? " The manager is afraid to speak. The child threw out 5000 and said, "am I sick, too?" The manager said, "that didn't run." I definitely did it. " The child said, "Then I did it with our nanny. Is our nanny also sick? " The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. " The child said, "Then our nanny had sex with my father. Is my father sick too? " The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. " The child said, "Then my father and mother did it, so is my mother sick?" The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. " The child said, "Then my mother fucked our driver. Is the driver sick? " The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. " The child thought about it, patted the table and said, "Hum! Smelly driver, I let you crush my little frog. " A well-dressed woman was wandering the streets of Zhengzhou late at night, and a policeman asked, "What's it for?" The woman replied, "The policeman who is a prostitute" stood in awe and asked gently, "Which newspaper is it from?" * * embarrassedly replied, "I held it late." "Which evening paper?" * * shyly replied: "Hug with men at night", patrolman: "Henan Evening News, not bad, I like it! "I am ashamed to answer," This job is usually done at night. "The policeman said," It's really hard to rush the manuscript at night. "I am ashamed to answer," Thank you for understanding. Come and do it when you are free! Policeman: "OK, definitely!" " "The fortune teller said to Miss: Miss, your fate is not good! The young lady asked: Why? The fortune teller said: Because I saw a bad omen from you! ! Miss replied: then I can take off my bra! ! ! In the Internet cafe, a 12-year-old child was playing World of Warcraft when he suddenly shouted, "Dad, someone hit me!" " "We were all surprised and thought, does anyone in Warcraft know dad? Just then, a middle-aged man's voice came from the other end of the Internet cafe: "Son, where is it? I'll do it! ! "People in the Internet cafe are dizzy. A few minutes later, the middle-aged man shouted, "son, we can't beat them." They are well equipped. Run! " "Everyone is crazy about ft. After a while, a middle-aged woman entered the Internet cafe, looked around, and then went straight to the boy and grabbed the boy's ear and scolded, "Didn't you go to the teacher's house to make up lessons?" ? "The boy covered his ears with one hand and pointed to the other side of the Internet cafe with the other, shouting," There's Dad! ""his mother looked surprised, and sure enough! Immediately asked: "Didn't you go to work overtime?" Everyone in the internet cafe fainted n times! His father argued: Double the experience today. His mother was overjoyed and furious, and said, it's a good thing I asked for leave to come and see, otherwise your father and son would be two grades ahead of me at night, and you wouldn't send me a message if you had twice the experience. You will know when you go back at night! Who's that? Oh, son, don't be afraid. Mom's here. Mom will play tuba to support you. Mom doesn't believe that our mother and son can't die! All the onlookers lamented: What can I do if I have a wife? If you have a mother, what can you ask? Admire! I really admire it! ! ! Tang Priest: This time we need to find a shortcut to learn from the scriptures! Wukong: Flying is faster than riding! Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster! Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, I heard this thing will be sent to the west at once. A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman b: ok ... one, two, push, it's back. Policeman A: Huh? I didn't breathe ... the joke of teachers and students is this: cross out the name in swimming class one day. Teacher: Whoever doesn't get into the water, I'll cross his name off the list. A student: I'm afraid my name will be crossed out of the household registration book. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. When I ate the first dish, I was shocked: "Is there anything worse in the world?" I cried when I ate the second course: "There really is!" A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. This woman is scared. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again. The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily: NND, they carved my name wrong ... The great fear of robbing the tomb screamed and ran away. The old man sneered, "Shit, you dare to steal my business, it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number! " . Old man, stop fooling me and get down the hill! At this time, a scavenger climbed out of the grass. "Mama of, do a piece of iron to be such a great god. The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Supporter: For example! The eagle burst into tears: that year, I fell asleep, the cat climbed the tree ... and then there was an owl ... Xiaoming saw a poop on the ground and went up to smell it, which seemed to be poop. He put some in his mouth and tasted it. It looked like poop. He said happily, "It's a good thing I didn't step on it. "The centipede was bitten by a snake and sent to the hospital for rescue. After diagnosis, the doctor said: for the spread of anti-virus liquid, it must be amputated! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs! The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future, jjj.