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What does Guo Chunhai mean?

There are more than n versions of the story: in the first version, a woman associates with three men, Gao, Li and Zheng, gets pregnant and gives birth to a child. I didn't know who her father was, so she turned to Zhang Tianshi, a psychic. Shi Tian said: This is a catastrophe! I can only choose one at most. My name is Guo Chunhai. Women are puzzled. Say: Guo Naigao's prefix, Li's prefix, Zheng's prefix, spring is a day for three people, and the sea is a point for everyone. Version 2 A woman, a secretary of a bureau, was pregnant before marriage. Her mother mourned and forced her to ask what race she was. The woman said: It's a long story. Her mother patted her chest and shouted, commit iniquity, commit iniquity! Children have to have a father! The woman lowered her head and said nothing. For a long time, she replied: It's really hard for a woman to decide if she refuses to sue for unfilial behavior! However, the woman has chosen a name for the child. Mother was helpless and sighed: that's the only way, just follow her mother's surname. The woman replied: No, not Wang, Guo. The woman was ashamed and said: One day, the woman just made friends with Secretary Gao in the morning, and Director Li went to work at noon; In the afternoon, director Chen followed; How do women know whose seed this is? Helpless, we had to hold the high head, the body of Director Li, and the ear of Director Chen together. Mother stamped her foot and said, let it go, let it go; Give the child another name. A comrade said, "What's your name?" The woman showed an embarrassed expression and hesitated. "What's the difficulty? Please say it, maybe we can help. " Asked the policeman. The policeman said, "Don't worry, don't worry, the last name is good. I'll give you a surname, just Guo. " "Why Guo?" The woman asked incredulously. The policeman said, "If the surname is Gao, the word' bit by bit' is used above, and the word' zi' is used below. If the surname is Chen, the word' left ear' is used. Isn't that Guo? Three people have a share, and no one is angry. " "I'll give you a word, just call it' spring'." Another policeman interjected. "Why is it called' Spring'?" The woman asked puzzled again. The policeman said, "didn't you sleep with three men on the same day?" When the word' spring' is disassembled, it means that three people have the same day. " "Well, level, very consistent with the scene at that time. But can you help me say another word? " Women say it's a bit pushy. "Very well, help people to the end, send Buddha to heaven. I will help you with the word' sea'. " Another policeman watching the scene of bustle said. The police comrade said: "The sea was taken apart by everyone, which shows that everyone contributed a little that night." Mom: Of course! Mom: Ahem! It's time for you to know your life story. Before mom and dad were together, you and mom were in contact with three men at the same time. One is Gao, the other is Li and the other is Chen. Because I really don't know who planted it, after taking part of each surname, your surname is Guo. Because Mr. Gao likes being above, Mr. Li likes being below, and Mr. Chen likes being next to him. Mom: Of course not, because at that time, three people took turns playing, and one played for a day, so you named it "Chun". Mom: Not so good! Because I lost contact with them later, I really don't know whose it is, so I thought about it for a while, and finally I took the word "sea", so you called it "Guo Chunhai"!