The sketch of the New Year's Day party is urgently needed to be suitable for high school students, and it must be funny but instructive. For six people, the best time is probably 10 minutes.

[2007-6-26 14:28:00 | Author: sea breeze]

Location: An indoor room.

Time: the afternoon of a certain day of a certain month of a certain year.

Props: a laptop, drums and sticks.

Main figures: Bao Zheng, Zhan Zhao, Dynasty, Mahan, several officials, rich children and good women.

Scene 1:

One sunny afternoon, Bao Zheng was chatting online, and Zhan Zhao, Dynasty and Mahan were pointing fingers. The officer below is sleepy. Just then, someone was beating drums outside the court. Bao Zheng stood up and stretched himself. "Who? It doesn't let people clean in broad daylight. " Then I was shocked and said, "Let's go to church!" " (slow and lazy)

The director rubbed his sleep and stood listlessly in two rows. (Standing in various positions)

Bao Zheng clapped his hands and said, "Who brought the drums into the house!" The village chief smiled. (Dynasty, Ma Hanxia)

Rich men, good women,

The dynasty and Mahan returned to their original positions.

Bao Zheng: "Who is on the ground? Give me your name."

Rich boy: "Master Hui Qingtian, my name is Zhi, and my home is ..."

Bao Zheng: "Grass! I didn't ask you, I asked that MM! "

Good woman: (pointing to herself) "Me? The little girl's surname is Pan Ming Jinlian and her family is in Zoucheng, Shandong. "

Zhan Zhao: "Really? Let's go back to our hometown! ! Haha "

Bao Zheng: Shut the fuck up! "

Zhan Zhao does the action of covering her mouth.

Rich boy: "My turn?"

Bao Zheng: "Go ahead!"

Rich boy: "Cough ... Cough ... My surname is Zhi, my family is in Jining, Shandong, and my father is the chairman of XX Group, worth hundreds of millions."

Bao Zheng: Really?

Rich boy: "Is that fake? Do not believe you call this number to check. " (throwing business cards)

Bao Zheng said to Mahan, "You should make a phone call and check."

Mahan: "But is this phone bill reimbursed?"

Bao Zheng: "Fuck you, can you still lose money?"

According to (horse)

Bao Zheng: "Tell me, what caused the dispute?"

Rich boy: "Master, you have to make decisions for me! In broad daylight, she actually robbed my wallet in public. "

Good woman: "No, it's not like that." It was because he couldn't flirt with me first that he deliberately put the wallet in my hand and said I robbed it. Master Qingtian, you should make decisions for the king. "

Bao Zheng: "How did he flirt with you?"

Good woman: "He, he, he actually said to me ..."

All the officials were surprised. Their eyes were fixed on the good woman.

Bao Zheng stare big eyes way: "say what? Say it quickly! " (Funny tone)

Good woman: "He said, how much is a bowl of jiaozi?" (making a shy gesture)

(All the officials burst into laughter)

Bao Zheng: "Hahahaha, he eats your tofu."

(The village chief laughs again. )

Bao Zheng: "Can there be witnesses on both sides?"

(Rich men and women shake their heads. )

Bao Zheng shook his head: "This case is very difficult to solve."

Bao Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "Where is the crime scene of this case?

The virtuous woman said, "It's in front of the government office building."

(Bao Zheng nods)

(Ma Hanshang)

Bao Zheng: "How? Did you find out? "

Mahan: "I checked, and the situation is true. His father is the chairman of XX Group, and his family has two BMWs, a Ferrari and three villas. The household deposit is 8 1.9 million. Most domestic servants in NB drive A6. That's all. "

Bao Zheng: "Ah! Really? "

Mahan: "Well, yes. Master, one more thing. "

Bao Zheng: "Say"

Mahan: "I just checked. This query cost me 19 yuan 60 points. If rounded, you can report it to 20 yuan! I will transfer the phone bill tomorrow. "

Bao Zheng: "Go away and talk about it later!" "

Mahan stepped back angrily.

Bao Zheng: "So this case is solved. Haha dynasty, bring me the video of the door just now. "

Dynasty: "Yes!" Said, playing with it in front of the laptop.

(Looking at it for a while)

Bao Zheng said, "This case has been solved. "A bold and kind woman openly robbed someone else's purse in broad daylight. Do you know the crime? "

A good woman cried and said, "No, it's not like this, my Lord. I have been wronged."

Bao Zheng: "Shut up! A bold and virtuous woman, how dare you quibble in front of hard evidence? I tell you, there is a congenial device in front of the county yamen. I saw your every move here just now clearly! Come on, drag it down for disposal! "

(facing two courtiers, drag a good woman out of the hall. )

Bao Zheng: "Xiao Yuan, do you know?"

Rich boy: "I know you are helping me, thank you!" " (Fan Wei's tone)

Bao Zheng: "Brother Yuan is welcome. As the saying goes,' Don't thank me'. You see, our county government is broken enough. I have always wanted to decorate it, but I have no money in my hand. I am really worried. "

Rich boy: "That's easy to say. I'll write you a check for 65438+ ten thousand right away. "

Bao Zheng said to the servant: "It seems a bit low."

(Everyone nods at the bottom)

Rich boy: "that's 200 thousand."

Bao Zheng said to the bottom, "Is it enough?"

(Everyone below shakes their heads.)

Rich kids? "Then how much do you want?"

Bao Zheng: "Come here, have a temporary meeting."

Everyone (except the rich boy) had a discussion around Bao Zheng for a while.

Bao Zheng said: "After our consultation, we are ready to ask you for 1 10,000 reconstruction funds!"

The rich boy grinned. "Are you too hard?"

Bao Zheng said, "Xiao Yuan! Don't be ignorant of good or bad. In your case, I can sentence you to three years in prison. If you take out your dad's set meal, you must pay at least 1.5 million! If you write a check now, you can deposit 500,000 yuan. You can think about it. "

The rich boy pondered for a while and said, "Good! I write. "

(Say, take out a check and write it. )

Bao Zheng: "Haha!"

Bao Zheng: "Who will bring me Pan Jinlian!"

(Pan Jinlian was taken away by two courtiers)

Bao Zheng: "Pan Xiao, now that the facts have been ascertained, the county will now declare you innocent and release you in court!"

Good woman: "Really? Thank you, thank you! "

Bao Zheng: "Not only that, the county also decided to give you 65438+ ten thousand yuan. You can use it to invest in small businesses, right? You go. "

(A good woman walks down the hall with gratitude)

Bao Zheng: "Yuan Chengzhi, do you know the crime?"

Rich boy: "The villain knows the crime, and the villain knows the crime."

Bao Zheng: "Well, as for your confiscation of 1 ten thousand yuan, in addition, in order to warn you, the county decided to beat you twenty times and expel you from Zoucheng. Don't make trouble at the border of Zoucheng again, otherwise, a thousand dollars is hard to forgive! "

Bao Zheng: "Quit!"

Two courtiers are carrying a rich boy.

Everyone in the hall continued to drive the scene.