Who has a sketch about the life of coal miners and a script for cross talk?

Author: Chengguoqiao of Xiaonan Mine, Tiemei Group Company

Dear audience friends, good evening! Next, our little brother will perform for you. A: Yes, it's our turn to make a fool of ourselves here.

B. what is "visible"?

What should I say?

B: It should be said that it's our turn to perform live.

A, this, Karenzi, is simply an A.

"Mountain Gun", he knows nothing. Live performance, isn't it the abbreviation of "Show Eyes"?

B that's not what you said.

A, that's what I said. What's the matter, small sample, not satisfied? Not satisfied. It's good. You don't accept it, do you? Not satisfied, good! When I'm finished, I won't cut your land.

B, you still cut me? Let the audience have a look With her small physique, I can kick you to Iraq as soon as I lift my foot. Can you believe it?

A: God, you don't know what depth is. Can you kick me to Iraq? Only you, can you drive me out of Iraq?

B, what should we do?

Sample, give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant; Give you a steel gun and you dare to go to war in Iraq; Then I give you a broken basket, and you have to lay eggs when you lie down. You are showing off in an ostentatious manner. I'll show you off. You can perform in front of our dear audience now. Audience friends, come on, clap your hands, give him some strength, make his weak body stronger, and don't break his leg like a hemp pole before kicking me. The applause is more intense. Lord, give him some strength. Amen!

B, don't clap, don't clap.

First, what? No courage? Sieve chaff? Is it loose? Power failure? Did you wrinkle the eggplant?

B what? We perform everywhere, not to make a fool of ourselves. The audience came to see our performance, not to play tricks on monkeys. Come on, I scared you. Don't let the children under the stage be scared by others.

A: Well, for the sake of my dear audience, it is not difficult for me to do it for you. Then let me ask you, what do you think is the most prosperous thing in our iron and coal group this year?

Of course, our coal is the best seller.

Yes, coal sells best this year. Demand exceeds supply, and they are sold all over the country.

B, all over our urban and rural areas in Liaoning. Hey, do you know where they all sell?

I know it all too well. Listen, the coal of our Tiemei Group is sold to Liaoning: Qidaoquanzi, Xiguanyizi, Dongguanyingzi, Xidayingzi, Zhangjiayingzi, Siguanyingzi, Nanguoyingzi, Batuyingzi, Maodianzi, Gongyingzi, Songlingzi, Goumenzi, Santaizi, Monk's Family, Yushu Linzi, Baimiaozi, Yangjiazhangzi, Twenty Jiazi. Gaoshanzi, Shuangtaizi, Nihezi, Xiaochengzi, Henggouzi, Shenjingzi, Jingouzi, Tanggangzi, Shuimenzi, Changlingzi, Sandwich, Xunzi, Xichengzi, Beijingzi, Dayingzi, Tang Chi, Houyingzi, Tuchengzi, Xinchengzi, Xintaizi, Kidnapper and Zhazi. Donggou, Biangou, Diaobinggou, Taipinggou, Yaolugou, Ganjiagou, Sandaogou, Longzhaogou, Jiapigou, Suzigou and Baiyanggou. Tashan, Shishan, Heishan, Songshan, Panshan, Gushan, Shoushan, Qianshan, Tashan, Yuanbaoshan, Daqing Mountain, Taiping Mountain, Jiguan Mountain, Maokui Mountain, Waitou Mountain, Longshou Mountain, Yimian Mountain, Hongtou Mountain, Pingdingshan, Wanghaishan, Xiaoliangshan, Gaotaishan, Dahushan, Dahongluo Mountain, Laoshan. Xietun, Liangtun, Jiangtun, Liaotun, Zhoujiatun, Shaguotun, Fujiatun, Fangmutun, Taojiatun, Princess Tun, Damintun, Xinmin Tun, Xinlitun, Lujiatun, Xujiatun, Lijiatun, Tiger Tun, Chen Xiangtun, Park Ertun, Sujiatun, Zhujiatun, Xingshutun and Sujiatun. Pikou, Tongjiangkou, Sanjiangkou, Shanghekou, Caohekou and Changdian Hekou. Qinghe, Mazhonghe, Shangjiahe, Qilihe, Shilihe, Shaozi River, Xiaoyanghe, Xialuhe, Raoyang River, Daughter River and Liumuhe. Nantai, Santai, Xinglong, Zhanggutai, Yemaotai, Deshengtai, Qingshuitai, Shenjiatai, Laohutai, Elm, Rescue, Niuxintai, Linjiatai, Leek, Zidutai and Tianzhuangtai. Shuangyangdian, Wangjiadian, Changjiadian, Gaojiadian, Zhengjiadian, Yanjiadian, Hanjiadian, Pulandian and Wafangdian. Songshan Fort, Xiajiabao Fort, Zhenxibao Fort, Pingding Fort, Chaihe Fort, Lengzi Fort, Lin Sheng Fort, Qijiabao Fort, Tong Yuan Fort, Wang Jiabao Fort, Yangjiabao Fort, Tengao Fort, Shilibao Fort, Yong 'an Fort, Si Er Fort, Weiyuan Fort, Zheng 'an Fort, Zhong 'an Fort, Ping 'an Fort, Xixiang Fort, Dayushu Fort and Wang Jiabao Fort. Baoli Town, Jinjia Town, Old Town, Zhangqiang Town, Sushan Town, Gao Qiao Town and Tianjia Town. Old Temple, Wang Yao Temple, Niangniang Temple, Longwang Temple, Miss Temple and Nanshuang Temple. Wangqing door, Qinghe door, semi-sliding door. Ha 'ertao, Zhalan Camp, Shahai, Linglong Pagoda, Lama Cave, Polo Pool, Camel Camp, Huanghuadian, Ganzhao, Daoerdeng, and that (as if speaking a foreign language) camp in Jinben Pan, Liao Dynasty.

B what? Why can't the foreign language go out?

A: No foreign languages. That's a place name. You mountain gun.

Here we go again. Don't call me "Mountain Gun". Let the audience listen. What is this place name?

A: I tell you, this is Dalian, Liaoyang, Anshan, Chaoyang, Benxi, Jinzhou, Panjin, Fuxin, Huludao, Dandong and Yingkou. Referred to as Da Liao An Chao Jin Ben Pan Hu Fu Dan Camp.

B, who can understand you?

You don't understand, you mountain gun.

B, call me "mountain gun" again. Can I hurry with you? What "three guns", "three guns" Say something nice in the new year.

A: Actually, we bought a lot of gifts when we came, and we are going to visit the audience's home next year.

B, buy both.

What's the matter?

A, nothing good, just some local products from Liaoning. Like Yali pear in Suizhong, river crab in Dawa county, rice in Panjin, deer antler frog in Xifeng, loach in Huludao and shrimp in Liaohe.

B not bad.

But I don't know where you all live. I sold it when I was in a hurry.

Hey, did you sell it? He sold it. Why did you say he was doing it? This time, you are here to send an empty favor.

One, no,

I am serious.

Well, if you mean it, then don't give it away here in vain. Do something practical that the audience likes.

A, what do the audience like?

B ah.

A: That's good. How about we sing a song to the audience here?

B ok. Sing what?

A, sing a song "Visiting the New Town" and talk about the changes of our iron and coal group. You see, our iron and coal group is full of wells and towers, the heald machine is singing, the motor is singing and the gold is rolling.

B, garden-style residential areas, with different shapes, high-rise buildings in the clouds, spacious streets, colorful, tree-lined, people's clothes are beautifully dressed, and their living standards are changing with each passing day. The big girls and kannika nimtragol in the street are beautiful and handsome, even Kelly Chen and Li Wenlai are ashamed; The young man took part in the competition between JJ Lin and An Qixuan; Old ladies are like seventeen or eighteen; The temperament of old people is better than that of young people.

A, commercial outlets are dotted, and the mining area is thriving; There are all kinds of entertainment facilities. Parks, zoos and children's parks are full of joy and laughter. Gyms, swimming pools and multi-functional clubs are crowded with people, whistling, playing flute, singing, shouting, clapping and cheering, and their voices resound through the sky.

Second, the iron and steel coal group presents a gratifying situation of thriving and blooming everywhere. Look at that, that mountain.

It turned green.

B, the river

It turned green.

B, people.

A, it's beautiful.

B, dad.

A, become diligent.

B, mom.

A, it's getting sexier.

B what?

No, charm, charm.

Well, you scared me.

A, although I don't have a beautiful singing voice or graceful dancing, I have a burning heart. Seeing the changes in my hometown, I will sing for the bright future of iron and coal.

Ok, let's sing.

Is there a music device?

No, I have beriberi.

What beriberi?

B, then what is a musical instrument?

1. Music (instrumental music) is an instrument used for accompaniment, such as the huqin, suona, guitar, motionless pull, etc.

B, it's called a musical instrument. What level is it? What a mess! You call me old-fashioned. I think you are all old-fashioned. It's useless now. They all use music tapes.

A: Yes.

Oh, okay. Hey, I said, do we have to make up?

A: That's true. You can't play that without makeup. You wait. (running backstage)

What are you going to do?

A, I'm going to make it up.

B, she went backstage to put on makeup, and I also worked on it. Turn around, stick on your beard and put on your Xinjiang hat. How about turning around? Like avanti? Like it or not, as long as the audience friends look happy, dear audience friends: Dixie.

A, (on the stage) My God, they are Tibetan folk songs. How did you become Xinjiang? You really come from mountains, mountains, mountains. Ha ha laugh

What do you know? Now Xinjiang is developing there, where coal sells fire. I want to go to Xinjiang to sell our Tiefa coal while visiting the new city. You are Tibet, I am Xinjiang, and this is the connection between our iron coal people and the frontier people.

A, well, let's steel and coal workers also make some contributions to supporting the construction of northwest China.

B, play music. (Music starts, two people dance)

A, (singing, using the song "Visiting the New Town") The new atmosphere of Tiemei Group, the good news spread everywhere, the northeast was revitalized, and the miners' lofty sentiments shook the sky.

Second, the underground production and construction are busy, the above-ground factories have good benefits, diversified operations have shown a new atmosphere, and workers' lives are better than the sky. Alas, the streets are so spacious, the buildings are very high and there are flowers everywhere.

A, emerging coal cities are growing, and iron and coal are changing every day. Coal miners are determined to make more contributions to the great development of the motherland. Daping.

B hey!

First, a well-off society.

B oh!

I Daming and Xiaoming |

B. Daxing leaves

One, hey!

B, xiaonan

Ah, oh!

B, there are Dalong and Xiaoqing.

First, the production of mine construction is busy

Oh, yes, yes.

B ah ah. Why the office building is brightly lit and why people come and go in the depths of the stratum.

A, the company leaders are busy under the lamp, and the mine workshops are interrelated and support each other, which improves the development of production and life.

buddies

ah

Don't do this

oh

B * * * With the construction of new coal cities.

First, sisters

B ah

First, make a contribution

oh

First, care for safety.

Iron and coal will have a better tomorrow.

Oh, yes, yes.

B, iron and coal have a new look everywhere.

First, the glory of the * * * production party is everywhere.

B, he led us to become a family.

He is the red sun in the east.

B, shows that the miners' hearts are warm and bright.

1. Long live a happy life.

Party A and Party B (together) opened golden flowers in Tiefa Coal City, thanking the great producer.

Hey, hey, what are you doing there?

B, I'm waiting for the female audience in the audience to come up and ask for my autograph.

One, fuck you!