Lefantian classic hilarious copywriting

1. Two mountain friends 1 went climbing together, of which 1 accidentally fell into the valley ... and the other 1 shouted, "Are you hurt?" I only heard the echo from the abyss: "I don't know, I'm still falling ..."

2. A buddy said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I 135 years old has a hurdle! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why? Has the grave been planed? "

My wife asked me sweetly, "Dear, why did you marry me in the first place?" I smiled: "Harm the people!"

I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. For me, the biggest change is from happy staying up late to worrying about staying up late.

If I have money, I will buy two BMW cars, one to clear the way for me in front, the other to protect me in the back, and I will ride a bike in the middle.

6. Once in class, a classmate was very hungry and made instant noodles. In order not to let the teacher find out, he put away the book and buried his head, but the heat still came out. The teacher said calmly, "Who is this classmate who is obsessed with reading?"

7. It was late at night, and the child began to cry while sleeping. Father decided to sing a lullaby to coax him. As a result, just after singing a few words, the next door protested: let the children cry!

8. When serving food in the canteen at noon, the boss called the canteen master to send him food to a certain intersection, saying that the traffic jam began in the morning. In the evening, the boss called the canteen again and asked for two meals, or the intersection just now!

9. My girlfriend broke a bowl while washing dishes and complained that I said, "It's all your fault!" I said, "You broke it. Why do you blame me? " She said, "well, if you wash this, won't I break it?"

10. Why there are little fat cows and little fat sheep when eating hot pot, but there are no little fat pigs, because little fat pigs eat little fat cows and little fat sheep around the table.

1 1. "I have watched many football games! I know everything about football. " "So tell me, how many holes are there in the football net?"

12. There are many important and urgent things. If you do one first, you will feel that everything else is delayed, so play with your mobile phone first.

13. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy foodie.

14. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly replied: this time is not convenient. I will definitely go next time.

15. When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered that I was almost 140 kg. I suddenly slapped myself in the face. How can you be distracted by ordering takeout!

16. When I was a child, I felt that someone had sprayed a word on the wall. I feel very poor. I have no house to live in. Now I know that this word is rich.

17. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, because life will not only deceive you, but even beat you up next.

18. The most painful thing in the world is going to work. What is more painful is going to work every day. What is more painful is working overtime. What is more painful is to work overtime in vain!

19. When you grow up, you master a special skill and don't learn other skills. You can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

20. eat food When you are happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; Eat delicious food to entertain yourself when you are bored!

2 1. Just on the road, a luxury car drove by and splashed me with water. I am very angry! So I secretly vowed that I would be fine if I didn't get angry in the future!