Li Boqing's classic quotations

Look at our collection of classic quotations from Li Boqing, the Sichuan male god. It's so happy ~!

These classic quotations from Li Beibei, read together in Sichuan dialect, are inexplicably cheerful ~

1, things have been hot these two years. I don't dare to hook my thumb when I'm not friends for three years. If we do this, we will be kidnapped. Now, I only meet it in the morning and take it back when it gets dark. When I woke up the next day, I said, "Hey, little sister, why are you sleeping here?"

2. You have never eaten fat, and Heiwa has never been in the sun.

3, wine is wearing a sword, color is scraping bones, money is a person's courage, gas is a troublesome bag!

4. Men have three treasures, three treasures: body, knowledge and friends. Cherish is to find a sensible wife, otherwise all the money will be paid.

I bought a bicycle, and everything is ringing except the bell.

6. Fans can be divided into these categories: football fans, football fanatics, football fanatics, football fanatics, and football inexplicable halls.

7. "A fat girl named Miss Li is pushing towards you. Why do you feel awkward? "

"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

"I must be listening to the truth."

"What do you think of a baritone pressure you five terriers? How do you feel? "

"……"

8. I don't care what I say, I will be scolded, I will be scolded if I speak well, and I will be scolded if I speak well. You see, if I am not careful, he will say, "What did you say about dolls?" I will be scolded. If I am good at it, the boy will be very happy. He will say, "Hey, what can a shrimp say?" Still being scolded.

9. Weather forecast: Today, the highest temperature is to wear shaking pants, and the lowest temperature is to wear cotton pants, neither cold nor hot.

10, Sichuanese have a bad habit of asking what they see, which puzzles many mainlanders.

For example, I saw someone coming with noodles ~ "Noodles?" I brought noodles. Serve and beg ~ pick up the pot helmet and ask for it. These are all understandable.

The most disgusting thing is to meet "hey, forget it ~?" I don't understand. I'll fix the light bulb.

What's even more disgusting is that when I saw you in the toilet, your face turned red. He ran over and asked, "How can you be relieved?"

1 1, noodle sellers only commit crimes when they stutter.

"Gold and gold noodles?"

"Delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious?"

"Down, down, down, down"

People don't know what to say, but when they hear him say it in a funny way, they throw it away. Finally, you thought too much when you said it, and you gave the boss a whole sentence, "Come and eat next time, next afternoon."

Hey, dog X, come to dinner in the afternoon to catch my breath.

12, element fragrance: "The tortoise is dead, do you know that we have been married for many years?"

Li Boqing: "I can't remember that much."

Element fragrance: "Eight years, dead."

Li Boqing: "Hey, your mother, I have been reeducation through labor for 8 years."

13, when I was a child, I was naughty when I grew up. I married my wife and kicked the old man away. I should eat it when I come back on Sunday. I deserve to be exhausted. My mouth is numb with food. Goodbye.

14. Hi, I am on a business trip in the middle of the night. Business is very big. Call at eight in the morning.

15, do you know what it means to be as beautiful as flowers and jade? It means: I like Chili and taro. If you don't die, you have to infarct a few.

16, a woman told a story in Li Boqing and said, "Miss Li, don't go, I really love you!" Li Boqing hesitated for a minute, thinking, I really can't turn the corner. I deeply understand my weakness: I am a man who can't stand the temptation. If I turn around, I will be afraid of excitement, excitement. If I play a little more, the backyard will catch fire and the roof will pile up. Last but not least, turn around and say!

Turning around, oh, I thought I was twenty, thirty, forty. As a result, I am older than Lao Tzu! At least 59! I endured until I was fifty-nine. She also tied a pair of diagonal braids, dyed her face red, and hung four lettuce leaves on her body. Before I could get close, Guawazi said, "Lao Li, don't run, that woman is crazy."

17. As soon as the man came back, the woman wanted to set up a dragon gate array, but the man was so tired that he fell off the bed and fell asleep. The woman was not at ease, wrapped up in tears and stared at the ceiling: "We are a pair, Mom, and the two begged for a cut."

18, an old man was drunk and was sent to the hospital for infusion. He woke up and asked, "Doctor, did you give me Tuopai or Quanxingnan?"

19, the couple have been married for a long time, and the baby is in primary school. Men have lost their enthusiasm for women. One day, the woman said, "If you dare to find a leprechaun outside, I will marry the leprechaun's old man and be your stepmother. The next day, our baby calls you brother-in-law, and you must call me mother. " Since then, this person has performed very well.