Anti-emo copywriting of college students laughing till their legs are weak.

Anti-emo copywriting

How can I emo? I listened to the dj version of Mercury.

I want to sleep quietly behind my back and wake everyone up in the middle of the night.

I'll eat anything for you except coriander.

I hid the roses behind me,

The florist said, "Take it out. There is monitoring here. " .

There are many ways to hurt me. Do you have to start with "You ate it all"?

* They are trapped by love, and I am more trapped than a dog.

* I'm not silent, but looking for bricks.

* I broke up because my stomach was bad and I couldn't digest the cake drawn by my predecessor.

★ You should be quiet and depressed, and then emo everyone.

Always young, always dry, and strive for life.

* Touch the little oil head and everything will turn around.

* You are fishing if you don't talk to each other.

* I'm about to fall in love,

But the river god said to me, "Don't throw rubbish into the river."

* I spent 100 yuan to ask a fortune teller to tell my fortune, and he figured out that I only have one life.

I don't like talking more and more, and I plan to sign up for a sign language class.

I have light in my eyes, too. The doctor said it was astigmatism.

* I went to the dentist recently, and the doctor asked me why I was so young.

Tooth wear is so serious,

I said I've been gritting my teeth all these years.

* The circle of friends has been so quiet recently, and no one has emo.

What's the matter? Are you doing well?