There are 70 common homophonic jokes that are suitable for adjusting the atmosphere in a strange environment.

One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

2. It was very hot, so the old hen went under the tree to enjoy the cool, and soon she was shivering with cold, and accidentally stepped on a banana, which turned out to be a frozen chicken.

The truck met a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

6. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

7. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming who didn't hear me.

8. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

9. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

10. Yun-peng Yue's son asked Yun-peng Yue: Dad, what do you mean by eager to try? Yun-peng Yue replied, "That's where Dad takes a bath!" !

1 1. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go, did you hear me? I can't go back.

12. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

13. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

14. When you touch the scene, you occupy the word "touching the scene".

15. Even I don't like it. Which sponsors do you like?

16. One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" "

17. "Have you seen my Wei Zi?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

18. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, it began to get dark one evening, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"

Homophonic joke sentences suitable for adjusting atmosphere in unfamiliar environment (Chapter II) 19. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it. It was a kindness for the crab to cook it.

20. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

2 1. Leave the road and enter the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

22. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

23. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

24. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

26. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

27. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: Don't duck.

28. You have the cheek to ask me why I am single. You said three or four. How can I not be single?

29. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

30. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Why laugh at others if you don't say anything?"

3 1. My God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

32. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

33. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

34. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

35. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

36. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

I knocked over a bottle of pills I didn't know. It turned out to be a pill I really wanted to go out.

38. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

39. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

40. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

4 1. Why does a person dislike sitting more and more, because novices are easy to stand (post station).

42. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

43. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

44. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

45. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

46. What will happen to China people if they don't eat? Will be associated with Chinese fasting.

47. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.

48. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

49. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

50. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

5 1. Why do houses with strong evil spirits in horror movies have a piano? Because "how many demons does the piano have?"

52. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

53. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

54. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

Homophonic joke sentences suitable for adjusting atmosphere in unfamiliar environment (Chapter 4) 55. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. I used to eat chopsticks, dates and pills.

56. Don't talk about falling in love, what about crow's feet?

57. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

58. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

59. 100 yuan, after operation, has become a 40 yuan, perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.

60. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

6 1. I really don't recommend you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.

62. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in the room in horror movies? How many medicine boxes does Qin Gang live in, and how many demons live in them?

63. During the Chinese New Year, Niu Wangmo made a mistake, and Princess Tiefan kept criticizing him. The Monkey King couldn't stand it anymore and said to Princess Tiefan, "Sister-in-law, do you still approve Grandpa Niu?" Princess Iron Fan paused: "Thank you."

64. I am lucky to be a star when I go to work in a foreign country today. People who pass by call me Driba.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

66. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

67. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

68. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

You know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

70. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.