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The full text of the conspiracy to ask for a nanny dog! Urgent need!

Laughing cat diary nanny dog story

On this day, Cuihu Park

Why are big dogs afraid of small dogs the next day?

A cat that can tell a fortune on the third day

Another day, the handsome nanny dog.

The next day, Zhenzi Du caught a cold.

There was koi fish in the fish pond that day

Jumping plum blossom piles the next day

The third day about jealousy

The fourth day, the winter solstice.

The hope buried underground on the fifth day

The adventure on the road that day

It's another day when the fog covers up the crime.

On the fourth day, I was stubborn.

The reason why I, Malik, laughed and jumped this day.

Running all the way the next day.

Rat poison yesterday

On the ninth day, there is a yearning.

Another day with mixed feelings.

Another strange car accident.

Another strange car accident.

Confess before death on the third day.

That day was my own sky.

Laughing cat

Personality characteristics: Many moods, this cat is expressed by laughing. He will smile, laugh wildly, sneer, grimace, laugh, smile bitterly, and even smile without smiling. Laughing cat is a thinking cat, believing that personality determines fate. He likes to observe people and can understand what people say.

Favorite person: One is Zhenzi Du, and the other is Ma Xiaotiao.

Crazy girl Zhenzi Du

Personality: She quarrels with her cousin Ma Xiaotiao when they meet, and misses each other when they are apart. She is a "little witch" with a cat face, and she is the favorite person to laugh at cats in the world. She can play idioms solitaire, Snow White and make potato salad. She can boss the boys around and make them all worship her.

Hobbies: spending time with smiling cats every day.

Dibaotian

Personality characteristics: a Beijing Ba dog, with a good personality. She is sociable and gets on well with everyone. She also likes to eat sweet garlic, which always smells like garlic in her mouth. She never takes the elevator. She is always worried about what to do if she is locked in the elevator in case of power failure. ...

Idol worship: laughing cat.

Naughty boy Ma Xiaotiao.

Personality characteristics: I feel uncomfortable if I don't say it in my heart, but there is a secret that he won't tell anyone, that is, he once worshipped his current deskmate when he was in kindergarten. He is loyal to his friends, but he is often betrayed by them. He didn't make any big mistakes. He kept making small mistakes. He stood dejectedly in the office and left it in high spirits. He is afraid of laughing. The cat will laugh at him.

Hobbies: too much. Constantly changing. The only constant is the love for small animals.

Nanny dog old man

Personality: purebred German dachshund, with a melancholy old face. He is Shuai Shuai's nanny dog. Physically, he is younger than handsome, but older than handsome. He has all the excellent qualities of dachshund-wisdom, calmness and tenacity, but intense jealousy made him lose his mind and eventually walked into the abyss of sin step by step.

The least favorite thing: meeting a smiling cat and a piece of land.

Mao Chao, the king of nonsense.

Personality characteristics: talking nonstop, and talking a lot, nine sentences are nonsense.

Hobbies: Asking for information and spreading gossip.

handsome boy

Personality: Purebred Collie Shepherd, tall and tough, with unusually gentle eyes. He was so perfect that he got a lot of love and jealousy. There is always danger around him, but he never knew that many thrilling stories happened because of him.

The most trusted relative: nanny dog old man.

Hemazhangda

Personality characteristics: big mouth, big tongue, stuttering, vague, simply don't talk. He likes to keep silent. He will lose in a quarrel and win in a fight.

Hobbies: racing.

Feena

Personality: French poodle with a pile of curly hair on his head. She loves dressing up and changes the color of her hair every day: red today, green tomorrow, and I don't know what color it will be the day after tomorrow.

The most classic action: pat yourself on the forehead with your claws, and then scream "Oh, my God!" " "

Penguin Tang Fei

Personality characteristics: real cheapskate. He was afraid that people would want his food, so he brought steel balls to school to eat. Believe it or not.

Hobbies: Besides eating, I also eat.

On this day, Cuihu Park

Weather: It's windy in the morning, and the clouds disperse in the afternoon, revealing a white and cold sun.

In fact, people who have seen Ma Xiaotiao series of naughty boys should have an impression on me. Didn't Ma Xiaotiao have a cousin named Zhenzi Du? I am her beloved cat. If there is anything special about me compared with other cats, it is that I can laugh-I am naturally fond of laughing, so people call me "laughing cat".

People always look at me curiously. They think that only people can laugh. How can animals laugh? Strange! Zhenzi Du's mother said I was a cat monster. She doesn't like me very much and often wants to send me away or kick me out of the house. Fortunately, Zhenzi Du's attitude is firm: if I go, she will go, and she will travel around the world with me. I really want to travel around the world and have a good look at the world. But I can't. Zhenzi Du has to go to school. So, don't say I have the cheek to stay, I am reluctant to part with Zhenzi Du.

We cats also have self-esteem, and we also have the same feelings as people, even richer feelings than people. I don't want to stay in that house for a minute when Zhenzi Du is not at home. I don't like to see her mother's bitter expression on me.

Every morning, I always go downstairs with Zhenzi Du. She goes to school and I go to the park.

In the elevator room, I held two paws on my chest and prayed secretly: Never meet the "earth limits the sky"!

The red light is flashing. It's on the first floor. The elevator door opened with a clash, and I was faced with a face of a Beijing Ba dog: double eyelids, a flat nose and a mouthful of "heaven". The "ground" here refers to the lower teeth of this Jingba dog, and the "sky" refers to her upper teeth. We all have upper teeth, but this Beijing Ba dog has lower teeth, so she looks silly and funny.

This Jingba dog is a bitch, and the hostess gave it a sweet and boring foreign name called "Maria". I just like to call her "Dibaotian". That's the only name.

As soon as Yasuda saw me, he rolled towards me like a ball. We meet every day, but every time she sees me, it seems like a reunion after a long separation, and she is extremely surprised and excited. She always looks like she doesn't know where to start with a thousand words.

Baotian tried to hug me, but I dodged it cleverly. I can't get used to the sweet garlic smell in her mouth. Her hostess eats sweet garlic three times a day, so sweet garlic is on her table all year round. Slowly, Yasuda also developed the habit of eating sweet garlic.

Baotian never takes the elevator. If she was killed, she wouldn't take the elevator. I live on the eighteenth floor and she lives on the eleventh floor. She always runs downstairs and waits for me at the elevator door on the first floor every day.

The park we are going to is a free park, that is, a park where we can go in without buying a ticket. There are no doors or walls in this park. It is very big, with mountains and lakes. Of course, mountains are artificial rockeries and lakes are artificial lakes dug by people, but they have all gone through hundreds of years, and the rockeries are covered with trees and green grass. The lake is as green as jade, and there are all kinds of fish swimming in the aquatic plants in the lake. This lake is called Cuihu. This park is called Cuihu Park. People think that Cuihu Park is just their paradise, but in fact they are in the light and we are in the dark. Cuihu Park is also a paradise for our animals.

Baotian is running beside me. Her legs are short and hairy, like a rolling ball. I try not to see her. When I looked at her, I smiled.

"Laughing cat, aren't you happy?" Everything was watching me all the way. "You haven't laughed today!" "

Because I am a cat who loves to laugh, do I have to laugh?

"Laughing cat, do you know that there is a super admirer of yours in this world?"

I know I am outstanding, but I really don't know that there is another admirer of mine in this world, and he is super good.

I don't know, do I? Baotian jumped in front of me and stood in my way. "Your biggest admirer is me!" "

Looking at the sky, I smiled.

"Ah, you finally smiled! You know what I admire about you? I worship that you can laugh. I have always had a request that I can't say, that is ... Alas, I still can't say it now. "

Although I don't like the sweet garlic smell in Baotian's mouth, she is my companion after all, and we go to the park together every day. We can say that we are friends.

"You just say it. Don't mention it to me. "

"Really? Then I will say! " Baotian approached me, and I smelled the sweet garlic in her mouth again. "Can you teach me to laugh?"

"Laughter still needs to be taught?" I said, "smile happily. Laughter is a kind of mood. For example, when I am happy, I laugh; When I am angry, I laugh wildly; When I am helpless, I smile bitterly; When I lose my temper, I grin grimly; Laugh at it when you don't like it ... "

When it comes to laughter, I talk a lot.

Baotian interrupted me: "I just can't laugh, so I respect you." You teach me! "

I finally understand why Yasuda is waiting for me at the elevator door on the first floor every day.

I promised to teach her to laugh.

"I'll teach you the simplest smile-smile. Don't open your mouth too wide, just open it a little. "

I showed Yasuda a standard smile.

"I will! I will! "

The land can't wait. It's okay that she doesn't laugh, but when she smiles, her face turns into a grimace.

From morning to afternoon, Baotian kept pestering me and learning how to laugh from me. From lake to mountain, and from mountain to lake, Yasuda not only didn't learn to laugh, but his face became more and more like a grimace.

In the sky, the white sun suddenly disappeared, but several pink clouds lit up on the horizon. Is this the sunset glow? Will there be a sunset glow in winter? I hope tomorrow's sun is no longer such a cold white sun as it is today, but a warm red sun.

At night, Cuihu Park is very quiet, and I begin to miss Zhenzi Du. She should have gone home from school by this time, so I have to go home with her quickly.

Why are big dogs afraid of small dogs the next day?

Weather: It's sunny, but windy. The wind rustled on the glass window.

Today is the weekend.

Zhenzi Du called under the covers: "I'm going to your house today. Do you have anything good to make me happy ... You must be good to me ... "

I knew from her tone that she was calling Ma Xiaotiao.

Ma Xiaotiao is the son of Zhenzi Du's menstruation, only three months older than Zhenzi Du. This cousin is a pair of bitter rivals. Ma Xiaotiao is not afraid of Zhenzi Du, but he is afraid of me. He was afraid that I would laugh at him. Actually, I'm Malik. He is a very interesting boy. But who told me I was a loyal cat? I had to defend Zhenzi Du when they quarreled.

Contradiction, this is the contradiction of emotion!

Don't think that only people's emotions are full of contradictions. In fact, our cat's emotions are also full of contradictions.

I followed Zhenzi Du to Ma Xiaotiao's house. The door is opened by Ma Xiaotiao's father, Mr. Ma Tianxiao. He is a humorous person. Everything humorous is wise. I like humorous people, humorous dogs and humorous cats.

Zhenzi Du is particularly fond of Ma Xiaotiao's mother. What annoys her most is: Why isn't Ma Xiaotiao's mother her mother! Ma Xiaotiao's mother is a beauty. I like beautiful women, although this beautiful woman always keeps me at a respectful distance from others and never dares to approach me. I know she listened to her sister, Zhenzi Du's mother's slanderous remarks. Zhenzi Du's mother always said I was a cat monster. However, I can still feel the kindness of Ma Xiaotiao's mother. When she looks at me, her eyes are so gentle.

All in all, I like this family.

Ma Xiaotiao is not at home. His mother said he went to the supermarket to buy me cherry tomatoes. Cherry tomatoes, also called cherry tomatoes, are my favorite food. They are delicious and beautiful, pure and bright red, rich in vitamin C. They are sober after eating, but if they eat too much, they will have diarrhea. Last time Ma Xiaotiao gave me too much to eat, I had diarrhea, so I had to watch my mouth. Self-control is also a quality that a good cat should have.

Ma Xiaotiao came back with a bag of cherry tomatoes. He didn't even look at Zhenzi Du and ran straight to me.

"Ma Xiaotiao, what did you buy me?" Zhenzi Du stopped Ma Xiaotiao.

"Why should I buy it for you?" Ma Xiaotiao still doesn't look at Zhenzi Du. "You are not a cat."

"Ma Xiaotiao, am I not as good as a cat in your mind?"

Zhenzi Du feels so good about herself. Doesn't she feel that in Ma Xiaotiao's heart, she is not as good as me? Supposedly, I should be happy, but my happiness cannot be based on Zhenzi Du's pain.

So, I began to sneer at Ma Xiaotiao. The way I sneer must be terrible: my eyes are shining with cold green light and my left ear is moving. Ma Xiaotiao's cherry tomatoes were scattered all over the floor, and he took a step back.

I will accept it as soon as possible. Besides, I don't really hate Ma Xiaotiao.

I went to eat the cherry tomatoes scattered on the floor. This time, I was very temperate and only ate six tablets.

After lunch, Zhenzi Du and I will go to Cuihu Park for a race. Every weekend, we have a game. Ma Xiaotiao said he would go, too.

"Ask the cat!" Zhenzi Du pointed at me. "If the cat agrees to go, you will go."

I know what Zhenzi Du thinks. She wanted Ma Xiaotiao to compete with us, so I smiled when Ma Xiaotiao asked me.

On weekends, there are more tourists in Cuihu Park than usual. I am familiar with the terrain here and know that there is a forest vagina behind the rockery. It's winter. Although there is not a green leaf on the willow branches on both sides of the road, we are here to race, not to see the scenery.

After three rounds, I was first, Ma Xiaotiao was second and Zhenzi Du was third. If it was just me and Zhenzi Du, I wouldn't let her lose so badly, at least give her a chance to win.

We are not the only ones competing here. There is also a purebred sheepdog and a purebred German dachshund. That sheepdog is the most beautiful dog I have ever seen. His running posture is beautiful, and his long blond hair flutters in the wind.

The dachshund who races with the shepherd knows that it can't outrun the shepherd because of its four short legs. Sure enough, the dachshund was left behind by the sheepdog. The dachshund simply stopped running. He just gave a cry, and the sheepdog turned around and obediently returned to him.

"Hey, the handsome guy won!"

A young lady who dyed her hair burgundy cheered with a ham sausage. She stuffed the whole ham sausage into the mouth of a sheepdog named Shuai Shuai. At that time, I saw two groups of jealousy in the eyes of dachshunds.

Miss redhead took out a ham sausage from her bag and patted the handsome boy's ass: "Let's compete again!" " "

The handsome boy ran away excitedly again. Dachshund, stay where you are. He shouted at the handsome boy who escaped, and the handsome boy ran back obediently.

"run! Why don't you run? " Miss red hair pushes the handsome boy forward. "If you win, this ham sausage is yours!" "

The handsome boy didn't seem to hear the hostess. He snuggled up to the dachshund. In fact, he is much bigger and taller than a dachshund. He stands with dachshund, who is not as tall as his legs.

Two dogs, one big and one small, firmly attracted Ma Xiaotiao. Ma Xiaotiao is always more interested in animals than in people.

He immediately leaned down and asked, "Why are big dogs afraid of puppies?"

Zhenzi Du also asked, "Why do big dogs listen to small dogs?"

"To say big dogs and puppies, dachshunds are big dogs and sheepdogs are puppies. Because dachshunds are much older than sheepdogs. " Miss redhead said, "Do you know? This dachshund is the nanny dog of this shepherd dog. "

"What is a nanny dog?" Ma Xiaotiao and Zhenzi Du both stared curiously.

Don't say that Ma Xiaotiao and Zhenzi Du don't know, even I, an animal kingdom, have heard of it for the first time. Miss redhead said that when the newborn sheepdog came to her house, the dachshund was already an adult dog. To be exact, it was dachshunds who raised sheepdogs.

At this time, the dachshund looked gloomy and frowned. His brow has wrinkled into two bulging bags under his eyes, and he looks like a melancholy old man. There is a kind of disgust, jealousy and deep resentment in his eyes when he looks at the handsome boy, but the handsome boy is still so attached and obedient to him.

I have a bad feeling in my heart.

A cat that can tell a fortune on the third day

Weather: It's sunny today. The sunshine in winter is more precious to our cat than gold.

Zhenzi Du was still having breakfast, so I went out.

In the elevator, I thought: I left so early today, so I shouldn't meet Yasuda again, should I?

As soon as the elevator door opens, it is a warm hug from the ground.

I can't stand the strong smell of sweet garlic.

"Can I gargle after eating sweet garlic every day?"

Baotian opened his mouth and gasped, "Isn't it good?" Why can't I smell it? "

I quickly turned my head to one side.

I asked Baotian, "How did you know that I went out so early today?"

Baotian looked up at the sky and said, "The sun is out. I know you cats like basking in the sun best. "

I told Baotian that I went to the park so early today because I met two dogs yesterday-a handsome shepherd and his nanny dog. I hope to see them again today. Of course, I also told her the sense of foreboding.

"Mao Ge, do you think anything will happen to Shuai Shuai and his nanny dog?"

"As for what will happen, I can't say." I said, "It's just that the nanny dog has strange eyes. I always feel that something will happen. "

"Mao Ge, if you say something will happen, it will happen." Close to me, a pair of curry favor with the appearance of, "you forget? You can tell a fortune. "

"Who said I could tell a fortune?"

"You forgot, I didn't forget." Baotian shook his head and tail. "On one occasion, we happened to meet a chubby flower cat, and you said she would be short-lived. Sure enough, she died in a few days; Another time, I went to the suburbs with you, and we saw a pig suffering from anorexia. Seeing that he was ill, you said he would live a long life. Sure enough, the pigs in his circle at that time had already been sent to the slaughterhouse for slaughter. Until now, this pig is still alive; And ... "

"Stop it! Stop! "

Baotian's memory is too good. If we let her talk openly, we can't talk for three days and three nights. Actually, I can't tell fortune either. I just believe that everything happens for a reason. For example, the fat cat mentioned by Baotian just now died because she was so greedy that she took almost everything and even dared to eat food with rat poison. Another example is the long-lived pig, which has no meat and can't enter the slaughterhouse at all. It can live as long as it wants.

"Mao Ge, you count my life, ok?"

Character determines fate. Baotian's life should be good, because she has a good personality and often says something to make everyone happy, so people, cats and dogs like to be with her. Such animals are easy to get help and satisfaction. Satisfied, you will be happy. Happiness is a quality of life. Life is good because the quality of life is good.

Of course, this theory that "character determines fate" means nothing to her, even if she tells a simple-minded Beijing dog like Bao Tian.

"I want to count your life today!" I am mystified. "This morning, all your cat and dog friends will be cold to you." In the afternoon, it will be better. "

When I arrived at the park, I saw those cats and dogs. It was like a reunion after a long separation. I rushed to hug them enthusiastically. But the dog and the cat cleverly dodged and were really cold to her.

"How did this happen?" Bet a face of innocence, "I didn't offend them, how can they treat me like this? So heartless! "

Poor Baotian, where does she know? This is all caused by the bad smell of garlic in her mouth.

"Mao Ge, I really admire you. Your life is really accurate! "

Baotian and I walked along the shore of Cuihu Lake, looking for the sheepdog and his nanny dog.

The golden sunshine shines on the surface of the green lake, like a shiny layer of broken gold.

The winter sun shines on me, warm and comfortable! I really want to lie on that big stone warmed by the sun and have a good sleep. But I can't. I have been thinking about those two dogs.

I looked everywhere in the park, but there was no sign of the two dogs.

"Mao Ge, do you know where those two dogs live?"

"It's near this park." I still remember that the owners of two dogs, the young lady with red hair, seemed to say this to Zhenzi Du yesterday.

"If they live nearby, we will definitely meet them."

Baotian is right. Dogs living near this park will come here to play and walk.

In the afternoon, dogs and cats in the park came to visit Baotian.

Baotian worshipped me again: "You said they wouldn't be so cold to me in the afternoon. How accurate the calculation is! Mao Ge, your ancestor must have been a fairy cat. "

Simple people don't know. In the afternoon, because the smell of garlic in her mouth was not so strong, both dogs and cats came to play with her.

According to causal logic, that's how I tell my fortune.

Another day, the handsome nanny dog.

Weather: The sky is gloomy like a bitter face. In such a sky, the mood will be somewhat depressed.

Today, I finally met the beautiful shepherd boy and his nanny dog-a dachshund that looks like an old man. In the past few days, Yasuda and I have been looking for them.

In such bad weather today, Cuihu Park is also very cold and lifeless. There are few tourists in the park.

"I'm so scared!" Baotian shrank her neck. "Mao Ge, let's go home!"

"What are you afraid of?"

Sometimes, the sky is really annoying.

It's just you and me in the park ... Let's go to your house to see Tom and Jerry. I think you are much smarter than that stupid cat in the cartoon. "

I like listening to what Yasuda said, but I don't fall for it. She tried to coax me back.

I asked Baotian, "You don't want to find those two dogs?"

"Looking for a few days didn't find it. Who is going out except you and me in this damn weather today? "

The overwhelming words didn't shake my determination. Thinking of the angry eyes of the old nanny dog, a strange idea suddenly came to my mind-the nanny dog might like to take a handsome boy with him in this ghost weather.

As usual, Yasuda and I walked along the lake first. There is a thin layer of ice on the lake, which is shining and sending out a biting cold.

"It's too cold! It's too cold ... "

Baotian is wearing a satin cotton vest and still frozen like this. Alas, these pet dogs are so delicate! In winter, they will put on clothes. I can't imagine how interesting it would be if our cat put on clothes, too!

"Wow!" The sky suddenly stopped shaking and stood still. "Mao Ge, did you see that?"

I see it, it's that beautiful shepherd dog! He is running on the circular track around the rockery. He has thick hair and a strong physique.

I want to know. Why do I only see handsome guys, his nanny dog old man?

Baotian and I squatted at the edge of the circular runway, waiting for the handsome guy to stop. But handsome just can't stop. He kept running and running like a madman.

I finally couldn't help it, and called out, "Hey, handsome boy!" " "

Baotian also screamed: "Stop! Handsome boy, stop! "

The handsome guy stopped and stood in the distance, but looked at us.

"I don't know you ..."

"We know you!" Baotian swaggered towards the handsome boy. "You are too handsome to know you."

Yasuda has always had extraordinary communication skills.

The handsome boy looked at Baotian: "Have you seen me?"

Baotian pushed me to the handsome boy: "He has seen you. He is not an ordinary cat. He can laugh and tell fortune ... "

I wish the whole world knew that I was a smiling cat and a fortune teller.

Handsome, look at me. Although he is tall and handsome, his eyes are very gentle.

"Where's your nanny dog?" I looked around. "Didn't he come?"

"He brought me here ... but he's gone."

Bao Tian is more anxious than Shuai Zi: "Aren't you with him?" How did he disappear? "

The handsome boy looked puzzled and said, "I don't know ... will he go up the mountain?"

We took the handsome boy up the hill. This artificial rockery is not high, but it is very big. The mountain is covered with all kinds of trees.

We searched the whole mountain, but we still couldn't find the old nanny dog.

"How do I get home?"

The handsome boy asked a silly question.

I said, "Let's take you home!"

"I can't find my way home."

"What did you say?" Bao Tian screamed, "As a dog, how can I not find my way home?"

Baotian thinks that the handsome boy is simply embarrassing the dog. But the handsome boy disagreed: "I have a nanny dog to take me anyway, so I will follow him."

"You are so dependent on him that you don't know when he lost you!" The baby gave the handsome boy an angry look.

"Please pay attention to your words!"

Baotian was too happy to notice that Shuai Shuai's nanny dog had appeared beside him.

This nanny dog is so elusive that I didn't even see where it came from. His voice is as gloomy and terrible as his face, which makes my hair stand on end.

I gave the old nanny a smiling face, but he looked at me coldly. I know he is wary of me.

"Hey, old man, let's make friends!"

Making friends is a great hobby of Baotian. She enthusiastically rushed to the nanny dog, but the old man turned and ran away with the handsome boy. The baby looked at the cold back of the nanny dog and froze.

"Come on, keep up!" I turned my head and said to Baotian.

The old man took a shortcut with the handsome boy and ran out of Cuihu Park.

"pay attention to concealment!"

Baotian wears a bright red vest, which is too easy to expose the target.

After seven turns and eight turns, we walked along an alley. I saw the old man and the handsome boy enter a green fence door.

The parcel was about to get in, so I held her back.

"We are all here. Why don't we go in? "

Do you think that old man will welcome you?

Baotian sighed, shrugged and backed out.