What are some interesting jokes or stories about constellations?

There are endless stories about the twelve constellations, and the so-called personality determines fate. What are some cute jokes about the love zodiac?

Aries love is like a fire, a moth puts out the fire, like a fire burning the heart, the more frustrated it is, the more brave it is, and it is completely extinguished.

Sagittarius love is: if it is possible to gather all the twelve constellations, if it is possible, repeat, the last one may be infinite cycle, so Sagittarius is the most fancy.

Gemini love is looking at flowers in the fog. I love you with two hearts, but you can never satisfy me. Which one do you love?

Virgo's love is that falling in love with someone is like writing an answer on a paper, and later finding out that the topic is wrong. But the exam is over.

Taurus love, carrying food for beautiful women, requires to be delivered home at dusk. As a result, the rice bag broke halfway, so he bought needles and threads everywhere, and the moon was still sewing. He told his colleagues that you go first and I'll go after the meal is ready. People in the same trade said, you might as well buy another bag of rice and send it there. Taurus says how is this possible? As a result, at the end of the month, when Taurus was still mending the bag, the beautiful woman came to see him and took his friend's hand and said, I already have a meal, thank you.

The love of Pisces is that when he is still writing poems and sending love letters, the girl he loves is already the mother of two children.

Libra's love is to grow the most beautiful and marry the latest. Act like a prince and end up alone!

Aquarius love is always on the road.

Well, there are still a few constellations left, so let's not talk about it. If I finish it, everyone will have no jokes to write. What other good jokes are there? Please continue! After reading my jokes, you will love all the constellations!