2022 Annual Meeting Program Creative Simple Sketch Script [5 pieces]

Another annual meeting. Are you still worried about the annual meeting program? A humorous sketch can make the annual meeting interesting. So what sketch scripts are suitable for the annual meeting? I have compiled five scripts of creative simple sketches for the 2022 conference, hoping to help you.

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2022 Annual Meeting Program Creative Simple Sketch Script I

app; application

Personnel: 2 examiners and 3 candidates.

(A company is looking for a sales supervisor)

Applicant:

Long Min: An agricultural farmer,

Too talented: a gifted student with no social background,

Zhen Youquan: the son of a government official.

Too talented (holding this hand, stepping, thinking with head held high): Time flies, and I will compete in today's market.

Zhen Youquan (suit and tie, striding forward): According to my investigation, it is really difficult to find a good job in this increasingly competitive market. Comrades, I also applied to live here.

The first examiner said: You are all here to apply. What our company wants is talents in sales promotion, either with education or experience. You are all educated people. .

Suddenly, a tattered man came in from the outside recently. He ran too fast and almost fell down. )

The farmer who broke in recently scratched his head and simply said, big sister, I'm sorry I'm late.

(The assistant examiner is furious): Who is your sister? This girl is only the age of flower season! Huh? How can such a person suddenly appear!

(Long Min looks at the examiner in surprise and says): Elder sister? There are no flowers in my village, only a handful! (exaggerated, use the posture of holding to describe flowers)

(The assistant examiner clenched his fist to suppress his anger): All right. Now let's introduce ourselves, including your name, address, age, nationality, birthday, gender, marital status and education. . . . Report it.

(All three applicants were surprised) (The examiner said with a smile): Don't bother, just give your name and academic experience.

Zhen Youquan: That's more like it, otherwise I thought I was at the police station!

Thai Youcai: My name is Thai Youcai, and I graduated from Thai with a master's degree. After the edification of school culture, the tempering of society and the test of life, I came to your company to apply. I will sell my knowledge to the company, use my culture to sell it, and bring the world outlook, values and outlook on honor and disgrace to the overall interests of the company. . . .

Assistant Examiner: Stop, Vilti, next! (Too talented to hold your glasses and tilt your head back. )

Zhen Youquan: My name is Zhen Youquan, Zhen Dezhi Zhen. I graduated from that H university, because of social competition, well, yes, I came to this company, and then I unexpectedly wanted to hire this position. That's all, thank you.

(Intermediate examiners will add their own actions)

Long Min: My name is Long Min, and I am the dragon of dragons (laughter). I only have rich experience. Please listen to the next chapter for details.

Zhen Youquan: After all, Long Min has such a farmer's name.

Examiner: OK, OK, let's start asking questions.

Assistant examiner: If a beautiful girl appears in front of you, how can you sell yourself and make her accept you?

Long Min: Examiner, can you not? I already have a wife. I'm afraid my wife won't let me sleep in the bed.

(Angry) Associate Examiner: Hypothesis, do you understand the hypothesis? ! !

Long Min: Suppose, oh.

Too talented: hey, I feel sorry for those who have no knowledge.

Too talented: I will recite a very emotional sentence and make her submit to my literary talent.

Zhen Youquan: I called all the traffic policemen back and shouted at the place where the girl appeared: beautiful girl: Zhen Youquan, I really love you.

Long Min: Although I am still afraid, I must seize the opportunity. I will say: elder sister, I can cook, I can wash clothes, I can farm, I can take care of children, but I can't have children. Can you give birth to a fat baby for me? This article comes from

Assistant examiner: That's brilliant. Do you think a poem can impress that girl? If so, many old ladies will fall in love with you every day, because you talk a lot every day. You can recite a poem now and see if you can make your aunt across the street accept you.

Assistant examiner: Zhen Youquan. You said you could ask all the traffic police to help you. Well, a person goes to the street to find a girl and says loudly that you love her, to see if she will call you crazy!

Deputy examiner: Long Min, hey, do you want other girls to give you a baby just because you look like a bear? Do you think others are your domestic pigs? You can have them if you want.

Deputy examiner: Since you are selling yourself, you should regard the other party as a fortress.

Long Min: Examiner, it is peacetime, so there is no fortress. If we want to fight the Japanese fortress now, all the able-bodied men in our village have already picked up hoes. Is it my turn?

Assistant examiner: Hey, you, this is still a hypothesis, a hypothesis! ! Hey, I want to know, Long Min, why did you join our work?

Long Min: I have experience (patting my chest, holding my head high and making proud gestures).

Associate examiner: Do you have any experience? Then why do you say that donkey's lips are not right for horse's mouth?

Long Min (indignant): No, I really have experience. You see, I have sold chickens at home, pigs in the village, cows in the village and blood in the city. Isn't this all experience? Oh, by the way, when I was selling cattle, a young man in his early 20 s told me, Uncle, how dare you sell cattle on the road? You are really the one between A Niu and Niu C, that's why I am. I'm still thinking, how can I buy a cow and become a cow ABC?

(The assistant examiner bows his head and is silent for a moment) Then he looks up and says, I think you can go home and sell blood.

Long Min: Examiner, what you said is wrong. I sold blood in the city, not at home. I don't have that kind of equipment at home.

Assistant examiner: Hey! (shaking his head)

Examiner: Now, how do you think this girl can accept you?

Long Min: I think so. . .

Assistant examiner: Stop and don't talk. Squat aside with me (Long Min pathetically walks to the podium).

Zhen Youquan: I think there is something wrong with this question.

Assistant examiner: Nonsense, no problem. Can you call me a question?

Brilliant: I think this question is worth discussing. If you allow me, I'll call my tutor to ask.

Examiner: You. . . .

Examiner: Why do you think this question is so difficult?

Long Min, Tai Youcai, Zhen Youquan,: This is not a good question {Long Min stands up from the table}

The assistant examiner said savagely, Long Min, who told you to stand up and go back to squat?

Long Min despondently squatted down and put his hands on his head.

Associate examiner: Why is this a bad question?

(Long Min stands up to the stage again) Long Min says, are you willing to betray yourself?

Assistant examiner: Who told you to sell yourself?

Long Min said: Isn't betraying yourself equal to betraying yourself? Examiner: Are you willing to betray yourself?

(The examiner is angry and the other two candidates laugh. )

Examiner: Don't you think you look like a commodity now? Living in this highly competitive environment, there are too many people with educational background. More experienced, if you can't sell well yourself, do you think any company will accept you? The examiner just made an analogy. Actually, that girl is the job you are looking for. If you can't get that girl to accept you, it means you can't get the company you are looking for to accept you. In the end, you still have nothing. I hope you can understand. In fact, before you came to our company to apply, we had made a detailed investigation on you. We already know about you, and our company just needs talents like you. You are very talented and have a profound academic background, and you can make great contributions to the company in persuading customers. Zhen has the right, is calm when things go wrong, and is good at using personal relationships to achieve sales goals. Long Min, although you have a little knowledge, I believe most bosses still like to do business with honest people, at least they will be honest. So you three are hired temporarily, with a probation period of 2 months.

(Long Min, too talented, Zhen has the right to be surprised)

Brilliant: Sorry, examiner. I feel unfair and believe in my knowledge, so I hope the four examiners can give us another chance. We should persuade four examiners to hire us.

Examiner: Very good. What about Zhen's rights?

Zhen Youquan: I never know how to write "admit defeat". I agree. That's brilliant.

(Examiner smiles): Hmm (Four examiners and the first two candidates look at Long Min with suspicion).

(Long Min bows his hand in fear): When I went out, my daughter-in-law told me that I should learn more from the city after I came out. I'm telling you, I listened to my daughter-in-law and followed in the footsteps of the first two college students in the city.

(Laughter).

Examiner: Then we will visit three more people at the same time tomorrow. (Applause)

[End]

2022 Annual Meeting Program Creative Simple Sketch Script II

antonym

One day, the teacher came into the classroom.

The monitor shouted: Stand up.

The students shouted together, "Good morning, teacher!" "

The teacher said angrily, "Good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? "

So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. Start now. "

Teacher: "The weather is fine today."

Student: "The weather is terrible today."

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar."

Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " "

Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "

Teacher: "that won't do, it's illegal!" " "

Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " "

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " "

Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "

Teacher: "You are so stupid."

Student: "We are very smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Student: "Go on!"

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! "

Student: "Go on now! Say it! "

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "

Student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!" " "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher should listen to the students!" " "

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " "

Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "

Teacher: "Are you endless?"

Student: "We finish what we started!" "

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! "

Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "

..... Then the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily with a book in his arms.

misunderstand

A: Alas! What time is it? The train is late again ... (Look at your watch, worry, the train is ringing) Sing "The opposite train is coming ..."

B: the spring breeze of reform blows all over the earth, and wherever it blows, it will be green, and the old countryside will take on a new look. I have nothing to do but travel.

C: "_ _" is a wizard. Speaking of which, I haven't been here for over 40 years. Bazhou has changed a lot

B: Grandpa, is this Huzhou? Why are there tall buildings everywhere?

C: What, you think it's a big desert as soon as you get off the train? Do you go shopping by camel?

Didn't you tell me? "Facing the loess and facing the sky, I wake up with sand all over my face ..."

C: When was that? It's been over forty years. Alas, the dialect mantra is developing too fast ... I wonder if it is Bazhou?

B: Old man, do you have our bag? no ...

A: They are two old people who just got off the train, not locals. I'll ask!

B: Come on! Someone's coming.

A: Hello, uncle and aunt's funny sketches.

B: What's this? ?

Oh, let me introduce myself. I am the receptionist of Huzhou Hotel. You must have come to Bazhou, right? You can rest in our car.

Oh, it's Huzhou. You are from Huzhou Hotel, and we are. ...

B: Old man, there are many liars now, so we'd better be careful.

C: Oh, oh, right, right. ...

Come on, uncle, let me help you with your bag. .....

(The two old people stand back and whisper)

A: (to the audience) They still don't believe me. They think I am a liar. Is there a handsome liar like me? (I laughed at myself helplessly and took out my certificate. Don't get me wrong, uncle and aunt. This is my certificate. Please have a look.

B: It really belongs to Huzhou Hotel.

C: I don't think he looks like a liar.

Aunt and uncle, trust me this time. Have you two been visiting relatives or visiting relatives? If you are a relative, I can safely send you to a relative's house without charge. If you are traveling, you can stay in our Huzhou Hotel first, where it is safe and comfortable and the environment is good. I can also be your tour guide.

C: Well, the city has developed and the level of civilization has gone up. Really? Great ...

B: (For Lao Zi, I still don't trust that young man) Go! Is there such a good thing at the moment? Little girl, can you tell me any good tourist places in Huzhou?

Tell you what, uncle and aunt, it's windy outside. You should pay attention to your health. Take a rest in the car first. I will tell you slowly.

C: Look, my wife, Huzhou is really nice. Don't be paranoid.

This young man is very human. (A moment of wonder) Oh, it's human, human. Then get in the car first, and you can't do anything to us.

A: ah, that's right. Here, let me give you your bag. (saying, forward it to C's package)

B: Don't move. We can lift it. (My wife and I got on the bus)

Aunt and uncle, I think you must be traveling. I just want to briefly introduce the tourist attractions in Bazhou. I'm not bragging. The mountains and lakes in Huzhou deserve praise and a look. Taihu Lake as a mirror, the majestic Tibetan Dragon Hundred Waterfalls, the national famous Anji Bamboo Expo Garden, and the three wonders of Huzhou: the tower with towers in it, the Confucius Temple with temples in it, and the bridge with bridges in it. Haven't you heard of it? There is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below. Huzhou scenery in the middle of heaven! (Very glorious)

Oh, you know a lot about one thing. I wonder if it's true.

Hey, little girl, can you show us?

A: Uncle and aunt, of course, but don't worry. If you believe me, you can stay in our Huzhou hotel first, and we will arrange all the trips for you. How about ensuring good food, good play, good housing and good service?

I believe (well) when it comes to eating, we are really hungry.

B: I heard that Zhoushengji wonton in Huzhou is delicious. Where can I sell it? (urgent)

Oh, what is Chow Sang Kee wonton? Ding Lianfang has thousands of bags! You haven't heard of the Hundred Fish Banquet, have you?

What what, a hundred fish feast? Is the table full of fish?

A: Haha, you can pack if you can't finish eating.

C: packaging? Can you type this when you wrap it?

B: Stupid old man, packing is to pack the food and take it home.

We also have a fashionable fast food here.

B: What?

C: Fashion fast food?

What is that?

C: KFC! ? Not as good as my chicken anyway!

Really, uncle, have you ever been to Huzhou?

Oh, that was forty years ago.

B: I have long heard that Huzhou is developing rapidly and has many tourist attractions, so I must visit Huzhou this time.

Aunt and uncle, you are right. When you stay in our room in Huzhou Hotel, these fresh fruits are ready for you, so you can enjoy them slowly.

Ok, ok, little girl, can we go now?

Ok, let's go.

Hey, hey, little girl, what are those girls and boys doing?

Oh, that's a cultural performance held by residents in our community to promote Putonghua!

Come on, let's get off and go there.

A: (Nice to meet you, too) Auntie and Uncle, slow down.

2022 Annual Meeting Program Creative Simple Sketch Script III

Talent is hard to get.

Number of performers: 4 people and 4 roles (A looks attractive with black-rimmed glasses, B looks like a doll with a golden hood, C is exaggerated and casual, and our suits and work clothes are fixed.

Synopsis: golden phoenix Cosmetics Company wants to recruit a sales manager and three applicants. A, B, C, D. Props: a desk, a chair, a folder, a pen, a recruitment sign, and then a huge appointment sign.

A: The company's products have changed for several generations, but the sales volume is always slow and the talent market is crowded. It's really hard to recruit talents. Helpless, helpless, really helpless, the boss is angry, and if he doesn't hire a first-class sales manager, I will cook eggs in the soup pot-fuck off.

B: The financial crisis destroyed ancient Greece. Bad luck this year, just returned from abroad. I heard that there is a recruitment today, so I'll try my luck. Here we are. The company is quite big. I shouldn't be bad. Am I a human or a demon? Let's go and have a look first.

A: Miss, welcome to apply. Please sit down. May I have your name , please?

B: Shi Shi, it's true. It smells good. No, it smells good.

Shi, Shi (with an exaggerated smile) Alas, good wine destroys the stomach and good reputation destroys the surname.

B: Interviewer, I'm sorry, this name was given by my parents. The account book is lost and cannot be changed. However, many people say that my name is a sales name by nature. Send a business card once and the customer will remember it for a lifetime. Hee hee.

A: Personality, personality, too personality. How old are you?

The spring breeze in Jiang Nanan is green. My daughter is 23 years old. I haven't found anyone yet, and I'm lonely after work. If I am elected today, I will become a workaholic.

A: Very verbose. I don't care if you are lonely, but it's not bad. This mountain will be popular! Past work experience.

Reporter, you are a film policeman. Please check your account here!

Hey, what are you talking about? This is a formal recruitment process. You don't understand!

B: Oh, I see, I see, I said, I said. I'm not bragging to you. I am definitely a turtle. I have rich overseas working experience. In 2008, my cousin sent me a short message from Iraq, saying: There is much money here, but people are stupid. Come on. It is these eight words that have changed my life. I gave up the generous treatment at home and went to that country where bullets fly for a while every day. There, I got my first job as a tour guide, traveling in Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya. After careful planning, my grades have always been among the best.

A: Hehe (sneering), this job is very challenging and interesting. How did you achieve your best performance?

B: First of all, I found rich people from three countries and sent them many business cards. Their slogan is: Do you want to be excited? Just come with me on the extreme trip.

A: How like the advertising words of Tianji Mountain! (puzzled) Go on.

B: Then when there is a war in Iraq, I will take these rich people to Afghanistan, and when there is a war in Afghanistan, I will take them to Libya. In any case, this ensures their safety and travel. Business has been very good.

That's really a good method. Is this called hiding? You did a good job. Why did you return to China?

B: You don't know anything! This American is so bad that he killed all three countries. Every day, he will let the missiles fly in these three countries for a while. I couldn't do this business, so I went back to China on a Greek warship leased by China. How's it going? It meets your company's requirements to go up the mountain and go down the fire!

A: All right, all right, go back and listen to the announcement.

B: Today is a good day. Everything you want will come true. . Enter the next stage.

A: Hey, it was sung by Pig Bajie-unreliable. Next number two.

C: Yes. (Loudly, startled the examiner) A fell down exaggeratedly.

A: 1 was out of tune just now, and No.2 is like a cannon now. She became a sales manager and all the customers were scared away. Now that she is here, let's have a look first. Please sit down.

C: OK, thank you!

A: Please introduce yourself first.

C: My surname is Hao Meili, and my nickname is Doudou, sometimes called Hao Doudou. My friends call me beautiful Doudou. Who lives in Changzhi. . . . . .

A: (Interrupting C) Another name was abolished by the surname. Everyone says that when the name is reversed, our cosmetics will sell well! Isn't that right, Doudou Hao? You can be Xiao. Education.

C: Doctor's wife-postdoctoral fellow. I'm kidding, teacher. I still have seven years to graduate with a doctorate and a junior college degree in marketing.

You gave me a fright. There is a postdoctoral fellow in marketing. You are humorous, but you are professional. Tell me about your work experience.

C: My work experience is like a rainbow in summer, colorful, like a children's brush. I went to the Great Wall to sell tiles, I went to the Forbidden City to sell floors, I went to Hainan to speculate on land, and I went to Iraq to sell cemeteries. In short, I was born to be a salesman!

A: (Laughter, laugh) Iraq has sold cemeteries, so it must have made a lot of money! Well, I've seen so much of the world, so let me ask you a question. Now, if you face a customer who buys our products and ask whether our cosmetics are moisturizing or anti-wrinkle, what do you say?

C: This question is too simple. If it is old, it is anti-wrinkle; If it is small, it is moisturizing; If it is in the north, it is hydration; If it's from the south, it's deoiling. This is called watching food, asking chickens to kill customers, and fools are sure. If I become a sales manager, sales will be like a high-speed rail, and it will be an instant hit. Haha, believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

Stop, stop, stop (helplessly) What are you talking about?

C: the essence of sales is eight words: talk to everyone, nonsense. Oh, no, ten words.

A: (Curious, curious) Where are you from?

C: Get off at Changzhi Guancun 13 bus stop and you'll get there.

Why is this place so familiar?

C: Psychiatric Hospital 16.

Oh, my God! Go, go, go, go back and get well. Girl, don't be afraid. Being sick is not your fault. It's your fault to scare people to death.

C: Leader, Qian Shan is always in love. Please leave me here.

A: The spring breeze doesn't pass through Yumen Pass. I told you to wear out your mouth. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. If I say no, I can't. Let's go

C: (walking out the door, talking to himself) I'm to blame for walking around by myself. I met an idiot today. She doesn't need talent. Now I have finished it all. How did she know? I've always been in sales. I'm much more energetic this year since the stock market crashed last year and I got mental illness. It's called reinvention. Ouch, it's time to take medicine. End.

Today, I really saw a ghost. First, an unreliable person came, and then I went to a mental hospital in Guancun. I left her for a long time. It seems that I almost went to that place. This kind of talent is rare. The last one today was introduced by a friend. After the interview, go home for dinner and leave jiaozi. I am unfair in this job, so I put oil on my feet before it is too late-run away. The third point.

D: Hello, examiner! (gentle voice)

A: (slightly likes it) Well, it's not bad. It is very friendly. Your last name is Xiaoguang, right? D: Yes, my father is a liquor seller. When I was born, my father gave me this name in a rage. As a result, I sold all the old vinegar at home and my family became rich. My father called me rich and smiled at the audience.

A: Gee, that's a good name. How much was produced and sold, Xiaoguang. hahaha. My dog's name is also Wang Cai. I have your basic information. Let me ask you a few questions.

Question 1: If your business relationship with a company dealer has become a friend relationship, she insists on giving you an expensive gift and can't refuse. Do you accept it or not? Sketch script

D: I really can't refuse. I took it to the company, neither offending my friends nor violating the principle.

A: (greatly appreciated) Friends, did she answer well?

Please listen to the second question, the intelligence test.

Which village is the largest in China?

D: Shijiazhuang (slow answer, very proud)

A: Exactly. Applause. Please listen to the second question: What is the border between Spain and Portugal?

Between your teeth! (I fiddled with my teeth with my hand, and then I couldn't say it.)

A: The answer is correct. Please listen to the question. Pig's hand is called hoof, dog's hand is called claw, and human's hand is called palm. So, what is the name of the fairy's hand?

cactus

A: That's right. Applause. I have never seen anything I can't ask. It's hard. Listen to the question: Who likes snacks best?

Ding: Yuan Shikai because he is the temporary (dim sum) president! Specializing in snacks.

A: Eyes flashing and clapping are perfect. The above are the IQ test questions given by the International IQ Evaluation Committee. Xiaoguang's IQ is 160, which is simply Einstein's IQ. Sales are absolutely first-class. Your resume says that you used to be a salesman in Nature Hall, and your performance was good, right?

D: No, just so-so, the company is third.

A: The last question: What should you do if a customer working in a foreign country needs a lipstick made in golden phoenix because of the inconvenient transportation in this cold winter and working in a desolate place?

Ding: Although it's a long way, and only lipstick is available, the profit is meager and there are many difficulties, but I will give it without hesitation, because she is our God and our parents. (loud)

A: Is her answer good? There was a pause, and the answer was excellent. Talent, real talent, six questions, reflecting three characteristics: excellent thinking, excellent professionalism, excellent style, and manager Min. Do you want such an employee?

D: Party A holds Ding's hand and says, Congratulations, you have been hired as the sales manager of our golden phoenix Co., Ltd. I hope you can join our team as soon as possible. Soft-shelled turtles go ashore to bask in the sun, and the native chicken becomes a phoenix as soon as possible. Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue becomes the pillar. Then he took out a huge letter of appointment: it said that Xiaoguang was hired as the general manager of sales, valid for 50 years.

End, end.

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