The shortest joke is the best sentence.

1, I have been a virgin for 20 years, and finally ................................. became 2 1 year last night.

2. It is said that some beautiful women choose to go to the cinema to get high recently, because Fuchun Shan Jutu, Detective Buer and Tiny Times are collectively called "the second generation".

3, the pride of the git: making a git is better than making a toilet, at least no one takes a shit on his head.

If the weather is fine, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you have left!

5. If you think I'm fat, just say it. Don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walk one step at a time"!

6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

7. Emperor: "I'm tired of eating things in the imperial kitchen and want to eat salty things." The next day, Xiao Lizi disappeared.

8. As long as it is a stone, it won't shine anywhere.

9. If garlic is a federalist and banana is a federalist; If grapes are feudal, oranges are counties; If mango is centralized, coconut is a virtual republic.

10, just listen to some words. For example, "I'll treat you next time", "If we have a chance to get rich together" and so on.

1 1. M: If you want to hit someone, just call me. Hanzi: If you want to hit someone, just call me. -once again witness the profound China people.