Interesting, talking about mood phrases

1, in fact, confession is not good, because it looks black. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

3. Earned 200 million, lost memory once, and remembered once.

4, born villain, narrow forehead, long tongue.

5, eat more celery, don't ask, lower blood pressure and shout.

6. I don't want to last forever, as long as you give me happiness.

7, brother, I will throw a brick first, and I will come over if there is jade.

8. It seems difficult to keep things you like, such as money.

9. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.

10, others wear shorts to show their legs, and I wear shorts to show my weight.

1 1, born without fear of death, dead without life.

12, it's strange that I am so lazy and still miss you very diligently.

13, thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

14, provoke me to try. I taught your teeth to walk on the ground.

15, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog without a strong owner!

16, I hope I can hold your hand and walk with you one day, romantic.

17, the most honest moment in a man's life is when he signs a marriage certificate.

18, you should be better than anyone, but you have a mobile phone.

19, people who say good night to sleep are often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

20. How did the pig die? How do I know you're not dead?

2 1, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart anymore!

22. Boss: Please collect it for me first, and then come and give it to me later.

23. To live is to toss and turn, because we will all die for a long time.

24. Don't pretend to be forced in front of people with little power, but show off in front of people with great power.

25. What is the minimum standard for making friends with you? Must be human.

26. We can't be born together, but we can hurt each other for life.

27. I treat money as my grandson and you treat money as my father. Who do you think I am?

28. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

29. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly.

I am not smart, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than words.

3 1, I want to be an elegant lady, too, but life has forced me to be a bitch.

32. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

33. Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I have not played well and want to quarrel.

34. It's noon on weeding day. It's really difficult to attend classes. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

I want to share an umbrella with you. I have experienced every hot summer and rainy day!

37, I love you three words is ecstasy, how many people were taken away by it, leaving only the body.

38. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

39. It is said that you have long hair and short knowledge. Why are you bald and so short-sighted?

40. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

4 1, if you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and it is the most famous in Tianjin.

42. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

43. Apart from the cold front, it is a warm front. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.

44. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

46. By men, men can run. If you lean against a tree, it will fall down. You can't run by yourself.

47. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. How do I feel about this satisfaction?

48. Who is your mother? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

49. I have a good temper, and I won't be angry at all for my bad temper.

50. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

5 1, whether it is mixed or not is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

52. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.

53. Before there was no iphone in the world, vanity was not so portable and the threshold was not so low.

54. There is a kind of person who only does two things and you succeed. He is jealous of you. You failed and he laughed at you.

55. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

56. When I want to shake hands with the person I like, I can probably only say: arm-wrestling.

57. Today, someone said I was a handsome boy. I rushed up angrily, another slap in the face. TM, isn't this nonsense?

58, don't be proud, only young people know to play dirty, don't admit that you are that identity so quickly!

59. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.

60. When we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When love is gone, the oath is called death.

6 1, my girlfriend ate a kebab in one breath, and my boyfriend said something, which sentence you said was so coquettish.

62. I laughed when someone said my photo was ugly. That's because you haven't seen my real person. It's ugly!

63. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers. .

64. My dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.

65. If your classmate suddenly fainted, what measures should be taken immediately? Slap first to see if it's fake!

66. What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring? It means that if someone throws a drop of water at you, you throw it to death with a bucket of water.

When I loved you, I didn't regret it. Although I have been deeply hurt, I think of your gentleness. On snowy days, I will also see spring and miss you.

68. In high school, I spent enough money, but I didn't feel enough sleep. In college, I felt I had enough sleep, but I didn't spend enough money. I don't feel enough sleep and spend enough money after work.

69. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!

70. If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't withhold my words or stand in your way, but I can come out handsome.

7 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!

72. At the beginning, Swallow became a director, Wei Zi became a director, Mei became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an expression pack.

73, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows, take a thousand roads, only one is suitable, meet a thousand people, one person is enough.

74. It is not the screen but the heart that Samsung fell to the ground; It was not the screen but the kidney that dropped the apple on the ground. Nokia fell to the ground, breaking not the screen, but the floor tiles.

75. If there were no moon, I wouldn't miss you. If there were no sun, I wouldn't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle, how can I forget you?

76. You know, you can walk out of my sight, but you will never miss you. You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

77. How big is your school? I replied that the aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like long-distance relationships.

78. The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word. Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know! Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

79. The courier called me early in the morning. As soon as you get through, say: hello, I am at this time. He booked it for a few seconds, then said, wait a minute, let me see what I am!

80. A friend of mine has been doing WeChat business for more than a month, but later he quit, earning 380,000 yuan, and now he works from home. I asked him how he made the money, and he said that he was selling fakes, and his leg was broken, and the insurance company paid for it.

8 1, there is a girl gun in the class. One day, I quarreled with another classmate, who humiliated him and said, Hello, Mom! He said: Hello, son. The whole class was silent. Three seconds later, the applause thundered and lasted for a long time.

82. In biology class, the teacher said: Actually, weasels don't eat chickens. Scientists have done an experiment, once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what happened the next day? The classmate interjected: Is the chicken pregnant?

83. Just after leaving the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

Funny classic talking about mood phrases funny talking about mood phrases

1. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

2. How classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.

3, the road is unyielding, move on.

I have many feelings in my life.

If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off unless it hurts your bones and muscles.

6. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't say so many things you like to hear.

7. Being a man is like Zhen Chen hitting a Japanese man and playing with a Japanese woman.

8, the first thing to get up in the morning, open your eyes, the first thing to sleep at night, close your eyes.

9. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

10, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

1 1, I didn't have a pot, I would have stewed you!

12, the reason for insomnia is too full, too hungry or too much missing you.

13. Every time I face delicious food, I always tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

14, people who care don't understand, and people who know don't care.

Monks are fashionable because they all wear harem pants.

16, the three most tangled sentences in class: Why do you study? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! Why are you looking at me? Read a book!

17. I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.

18, dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

19, I heard that your face is quite thin recently, and it's almost gone?

20. After all the vicissitudes of life, why do we always feel lonely but prefer to be strangers?

2 1, look at you, you look like a joke!

22. Doesn't mean that men and women are equal now, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?

23. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost it is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

24, a bitch is a bitch, the economic crisis is not expensive!

25. Thank you for your hypocrisy and sincerity, and for making the lies come true.

26. Isn't it said that good medicine tastes bitter? Why hasn't it worked?

27. There are only two kinds of people who can play with me. One is someone who can tolerate my mental derangement, and the other is someone as crazy as me.

28. Can you blame my round face? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

29. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

30. For Bai, you have achieved three things _ stupid, rich and smelly.

3 1, forgive me for often pretending to be indifferent when I clearly care.

The couple have been married for more than 20 years and have never quarreled. The reporter interviewed her husband: How did you do it? Husband: On the day of daughter-in-law's wedding, the dog yelled at her. She said calmly, this.

33. Xiangyang: Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams.

34. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

35. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

36. The supermarket is too cheat people. Original price 10.00 yuan, special price 9.99 yuan. Give me 1 point if you can.

37. I once owned you, and it hurts to think about it.

38, bitter people, eat dead rice. Working in the underworld.

39. There are only two-hearted women and no spoony men.

40. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals.

4 1, life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

42. Do you know that the biggest advantage of human evolution from walking on four legs to walking on two legs is that two pairs of shoes are saved?

43. insincere people don't say sorry to me. You are the best apology!

44. No matter how many times you make a girl laugh, it is more important than a man who makes her cry once. It kept me awake for a long time.

45. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

46. Sleepless nights drift by (╰ _ ╯) #

No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

48. People like you can make you live for two episodes in the drama I directed at most.

Come on, do you want to die or not?

50. When you see through it, pretend you don't.

5 1, I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

52. The clothes you see at first sight are often beyond your means. People who are touched at first sight often don't like you.

53. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

54. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

55. Don't always think that tanning can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

56. Those sheep grow into you on sleepless nights.

You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.

58. It's a wonderful life with food, drinks and computers.

59. You are kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

60. I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.

6 1, you are awesome. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

62. I just had a telephone interview and chatted about the anecdote of my school days. Ask me about my grades and what I did as a monitor. I'm really not sure. I turned my head and whispered to my wife, are you the monitor at school? The wife nodded. I turned to my phone and said, well, I did it.

63. We are all tired. I didn't cry. You didn't go backwards.

64. Sanitary napkins are so expensive, can we afford them during menstruation?

65. Now the dream can't be realized, because it's nothing in front of reality.

66. Will the person you love in the sleepless night confess to you?

67. Don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

68. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back. You turned around and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

69. Let me tell you a story. Don't lose sleep all night.

70. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

7 1, it's sad not to know, and it's even sadder not to know.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

73. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

74. Let nature take its course. Even if I like you very much, I can't keep bothering you. I hope you can think about me once in a while

75, high-tech era, high-tech talents. I don't kneel to rub the washboard, I go home and kneel to wash the machine.

76. If Shuai Neng is a meal, my face can support you for two lifetimes.

77. The best? The first thing is to sleep with you, or sleep with you for short.

78. Don't promise me easily. I'm afraid you can't do it.

79. It is said that women are as fickle as the weather, and men are like people who broadcast the weather-unreliable.

80. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.

8 1, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.

We women are the only flowers in the world, so where do we get so much cow dung?

83. Some questions have no answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.

84. God didn't give me much responsibility. Why bother me, strain my bones and muscles and starve my body and skin!

85. Hold your hand and walk with your eyes closed. I won't get lost.

86. Parents: Please don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

87. True trust is when you say: I fart, she will never cover her nose.

I like your personality, but I don't like your gender.

89. Just like every drop of wine can't bring back the original grapes, I can't bring back my youth.

90. Make contributions to society without harming others!

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1, the newly opened crazy woman doesn't take a shower and is covered in greasy prickly heat.

2. May Day is busy until National Day.

3. I am willing to be a house slave for my family. Might as well give up everything for freedom.

I just pulled out my wisdom teeth from the hospital yesterday. After passing a slipper stall, my wife chose a pair and asked, how much is it? 25 yuan, my wife quickly took money from my pocket. I immediately held her hand, spit out one mouthful blood, and squeezed out three words: less! As a result, stall owners and passers-by were shocked.

5, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man. ....

6. Yue Lao, can you stop matching me with inferior red lines? Damn it, it's broken every once in a while.

7. You look very creative. A smile made us all lose our heads.

8, like a person, watching him talk is like reading comprehension in a Chinese exam.

9. Fresh meat Fresh meat will never wrinkle.

10, the beginning of life, good nature, is a hero who doesn't do his homework. What if the teacher hits me? Pick up a kitchen knife and do it with him. I can't do it. Oh, my God, you can find Altman.

1 1, a free shooter, will definitely travel. Surfing, mountain climbing, shooting and horse racing will make you move all over. It's up to you to go to Hainan or Huangshan!

12, the most painful love triangle in the world: I love food, and fat loves me.

13, did you eat Rejoice? Why are you so confident?

14, I still remember what Zhou Chongguang said: Even the last cockroach in my family left, and the last thing he said before he left was that I couldn't stand it.

15, I know I can't see any results from my investment. Why can't I let go?

16, sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

17, Hag: Nothing to kill. Romance: Nothing. Find a beautiful woman to sleep with. Rich man: nothing to buy a new car to drive. Me: Nothing. Pick up a cigarette and smoke it.

18, "Love or not, give me a one-word answer" "No" "Are you not good at math?"

19, the first frost arrives, the precipitation is foggy and frosty, and the rainfall is windy and cool; Blessing, clothes, water and rice, farewell, warmth and customs (heart); SMS arrives, I wish you happiness all the time, happy laughter every day and happiness every year! Hehe, Happy New Year!

20, I ate fried again! Today, I let go of my stomach again Going home is still chocolate addiction, and all six breads are solved. No one can eat at KFC twice. I can't help but see the sweet potato chips on the roadside. Still delicious, sweet and oily! I can't finish eating strawberries at home, and now I feel belly for three months.

2 1, thousands of calculations failed to stop the finger from dying of tanning color difference.

22. The most romantic thing I can think of is to stick with you slowly, collect bits and pieces of good things along the way, put them in a wheelchair and talk slowly until I can't go anymore, holding the stock tightly in my hand ~

23. The police said I was driving under the influence of alcohol. I was stunned. I just drank and rode my bike. And seized my student id card. This policeman is too responsible.

24. My classmate's mother buys things online and communicates with the shopkeeper. I was going to ask you if you could pay on delivery. Can you live long enough to pay? . . . . . After a long time, the host replied weakly: dear! I will fight for it. . .

25. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it. . . `

In the new year, I feel that many things will come to an end. For example, the wish that can only be realized in the Year of the Monkey is far away. For example, I want to give you a chance 12 to have a monkey. Haha, it's really good. 20 16 years, we first met. Please take care of us.

27, wandering outside the supermarket, I heard two uncles talking, one said you, drive carefully, don't hit people! Another uncle's domineering answer, it's not that you don't understand my skills. Watch me show you a drift! Uncle car, you've had enough. Is the shopping cart so fun?

28, although you are a tooth! Don't feel sorry for yourself, just have teeth! You can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, separate the tea residue when you drink tea, and use it as a knife and fork when you have a picnic. Do you think you are the best?

I can't help you. You, just ask God.

30. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

202 1 Interesting talking mood phrases

First, cherish me while I am still here.

Second, there is an enemy who has called others children since he was a child. He doesn't like playing, and always only knows how to study. . .

Third, I know that no one will stay with me for long.

I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.

Five, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

Dear deskmate, I have no class to chat with you, gossip and play poker next semester. Are you bored @ Dear deskmate, I have no class to accompany you to the toilet to buy snacks next semester. Do you feel lonely @

Seven, you are like a dog, poke where there is shit. A complete collection of funny stories in space

Eight, a large number of defeated women have made today's Ma Yun, Ma Yun has supported thousands of courier men, and the money earned by courier men has returned to the hands of defeated women, which has been used to make Ma Yun!

Nine, as the saying goes, near Zhu Zhechi near Zhu Zhechi. It's not your fault that you like eating. In the final analysis, it is because there are too many pigs around you.

Ten, men are boats, rowing and playing.

XI。 Why do you love taking selfies so much? I look like this. If I don't take selfies, who will take me!

Twelve, my woman! Never play outside with other men in the middle of the night! And don't drink with other men!

Are you stupid? Do you think you will die without him? Live well if you lack anyone. Please keep this in mind.

Call your sister first, then your sister, and your daughter-in-law!

Fifteen, I saw the goddess on the Internet today. I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why? Oh, my God, the goddess replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

Sixteen, one minute of anger will lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Seventeen, the countdown to the start of school, hurry up and have fun, go to school to catch up on sleep. .

Eighteen, even if all the men in the world are dead, you can't touch the men of your best friends.

Nineteen, ask how much sadness you can have; Like a cigarette without a lighter.

Tie my long hair around my waist. If you dare to betray me, I will kill you with my long hair.

Twenty-one, I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

The teacher is jealous that we are happier than them. He spent his whole childhood doing farm work, while we were playing computer, sleeping in class and neglecting our study.

23. I want to be happy. I want to have a good sleep, even if I laugh loudly.

Twenty-four, Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

When I was young, I often wondered whether I would go to Peking University or Tsinghua when I grew up. Now that I think about it, I thought too much.

When I was young, you and I made many mistakes because we didn't learn love well. # Funny talk about 20 15

Twenty-seven, look at the man with the iphone, girls should not have ideas, he may not have a kidney.

Twenty-eight, don't play Korean dramas with me, you are a mother-in-law.

Twenty-nine, I admit that I was a child's paper before I went to kindergarten.

Thirty, the next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you answer him: tell him that your legs are thin and three legs are funny.

Many people's New Year's resolutions change every year, but I am single-minded. My New Year's resolutions are equally rich every year. Very rich. Super rich.

32. If a woman is complaining about things that have nothing to do with you, treat herself as an ear. Don't interrupt, or you will see.

I miss you very much. I will miss you forever.

Thirty-four, someone, I have no face, save it.

Thirty-five, there is no rehearsal in life, every day is live broadcast!

Thirty-six, I'll tell you again with my personal experience that you can't touch your mobile phone when you do your homework, otherwise it's like eating dazzle!

Thirty-seven, the advertisement was well watched, and suddenly a TV series appeared to be depressed.