The last charm of April national wind: confessions of Xue Pan.

My name is Xue Pan. I am well-proportioned, young and rich.

I once liked a woman named Daiyu. There are many beautiful women, but I have never seen such a woman. By the way, she is my cousin and likes to play the official account of WeChat. I call her Yingying.

This is a doomed unrequited love, and it is also a disaster that I am doomed to escape. I don't understand why I'm stuck. Until I heard a strange song on the way to escape: "Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I will never forget your face."

I have to run away because I am not qualified to start. Jia Wang is one of the four big families. Since the death of Jia Yan, there have been only three big families. Without power, my own Jinshan Yinshan has become a rootless duckweed, a gold mine and a silver mine hunted by others.

That day, a man and a woman found my door. Men in the Jianghu are called outdated faggots, who have been greasy for many years, and their foreheads are covered with a wide Mediterranean. Later, I learned that it was not the Mediterranean, but a sea of fire that had been dug for me long ago. A man's flattering smile is full of flattery. I know he is not flattering me, but taking money from my pocket. This is the ninety-ninth little girl he sold to my family. I didn't expect this to be the last time. Because this trap will make me leave my hometown and wander the world.

I'm involved in a lawsuit. I wonder who killed the scholar. I emptied my warehouse in order to get me out of prison. However, those people still refused to give up. I had no choice but to sell my family property at the price of cabbage and come to Jinling to go to my uncle. The eaves of Houfu temporarily blocked the wind knife and frost sword.

I shouldn't have rushed to that temple fair. Then I won't meet my cousin. You don't understand the poem: "It's best not to meet each other, so you don't have to miss each other."

I have a cousin who was born with a piece of jade. He is good at poetry, so his ancestors nicknamed him "Poet Fairy". Shishi lives in the Grand View Garden. In addition to poems, there are women as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade in the Grand View Garden. By the way, the Grand View Garden also has a name called Xing Xiaoge. I live in a small courtyard in the corner of Houfu. I envy and hate, but I am not qualified to go in and out freely like a poem.

Can't enter the Grand View Garden, can't see Yingying's cousin, and can't solve the pain of lovesickness.

2

Yingying is not the first woman I like. The first one is my sister. Everyone calls her Baochai, and I like to call her Xue Fei.

I heard that hundreds of years later, a brother's sister is the happiest, and the sweetness of being spoiled and the sense of security of being protected can be easily obtained.

Every legendary woman has her own specific label. For example, Yang Guifei's Huaqing Pool, The Legend of the White Snake, and Li's short video.

It is said that there is a strange man in the afterlife. He loves donkeys the most among writers, and he is also the best among writers who accompany donkeys all day. He disliked Huaqing Pool being ungrounded and renamed it Red Romantic Bath Center.

Speak slowly. As the head of the Xue family, I decided to give my sister an unprecedented gift to make Xue Fei a legend because of this gift. Let worthless scoundrels in Jianghu learn how to hurt their sisters in Youlong.

I collected the rain of the year, the dew of the Millennium Festival, the frost of the first frost festival and the snow of the light snow festival, and took the stamens of Bai Mudan, Bailian, Bai Furong and Bai Meihua to make the "cold fragrant pill" for beauty beauty, prolonging life and changing fate.

Even Princess Gege in the Forbidden City can't eat this cold fragrant pill. In order not to arouse envy and jealousy, I told Xue Fei that it was her medicine for reducing fever, and the whole world believed it.

This is indeed a medicine, but it is not used to treat heat toxicity. There is a disease in later generations called slave girl. It is said that many people are very ill. Cold fragrant pills are used to treat my sister's slaves, but they must be taken by Xue Fei. Xue Fei took a cold medicine every day and cured my crazy sister slave.

three

There are two women and two men in my life. One is my cousin Jia Shishi, and the other is my old friend Liu Xianglian. Liu Xianglian is a stage name, and his real name is a mason.

Rich, lovesick. When you are idle, you pull the masons out to roll mutton kebabs, drink draft beers and brag. Sometimes when I get drunk, I also learn to recite poems by literati. He said "a fly buzzes" and I said "two mosquitoes buzz", which rhymes well.

Once he drank too much, his brain began to fail. Speak impassioned, quite archaic. I drank too much, hugged him for a while and shouted Yingying. Kick his feet for a while and shout poetry in his mouth.

He said, man, I get it. I will take it out on you. Remember to treat me to a bowl of mutton offal noodles in Yang Shun Street tomorrow. Touched a knife, and touched it into Xingxiaoge while it was dark.

Later, I heard that Jia Shishi was beaten for a month and did not get up. The mason beat his son harder than Lao Jia.

Of course, masons don't eat my mutton offal noodles. It was not until he woke up that he remembered who he had defeated. Knowing that he was not to be taunted by Jia Fu, he fled Jinling in the dark.

The next morning, I went to Yang Shun Street alone, ordered two bowls of mutton offal soup, ate one and watched another. This mutton offal soup is better than Mengpo soup. After drinking, I began to forget my love for Yingying and my feelings for Xue Fei.

From today on, I don't care about food and vegetables. I only care about how to severely repair Jia Shishi and avenge the masons.

four

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared.

I have a very good undercover in the Grand View Garden. Her name was Wang Xifeng, and later she changed her name to Wang Xifeng in order to avoid Emperor Kangxi. After I helped her put down the money several times, the relationship became closer and closer. When no one is around, she calls me Brother Pan and asks me to call her Sister Xixi.

Actually, I paid interest on the money. Her demands are too high, so high that people can go bankrupt. I can't do such a wicked thing, so I'll sacrifice myself to feed the eagle, and I'll pay the rent for the Jia family. Silver is an asshole, but she is really good-looking. No woman doesn't like it.

Sometimes she will sing me a song or gossip about Jia's family after receiving the money. Her singing is very healing, and those lyrics are very touching. For example, "there are always many grievances in life, please don't care too much, be free and easy."

There are fewer and fewer silver tickets in her pocket, and Yingying's sister can't see them. what can I do? While I was worrying about these things, some people were still running around trying to get the next meal. For example, Granny Liu's home in Chengnan Village. Xixi told me that grandma Liu actually had a funny name called cat when she was a child. Because cats have nine lives to feed.

Grandma cat is a kind person and accumulates wealth. After she has been to Jiafu several times, she won the favor of her ancestors. Two old ladies in their seventies became best friends. Xixi told me that these two old immortals are old children. You call me a cat and I call you Beibei sauce, which is very interesting.

It's spring again, and April is the best day on earth. Tomorrow, Zu Beibei Jiang will take the children in the Grand View Garden to Chengnan Zhuang for an outing. Speaking of this, Xixi suddenly remembered the tent and barbecue grill to be prepared for the outing and shouted, "Oh, no, I'm suddenly busy." Talk to you later. " I hurried home.

Her back is beautiful, which makes me feel in a trance for a moment.

five

I have a big yard, a fish pond and 300 acres of land in Chengnanzhuang. Thanks to this industry, Xue Fei looks fat in vain. She ate crabs, pollution-free vegetables, original beef and mutton, all from here.

The next morning, I had to fight in Macheng Nanzhuang. Banel-by the way, his name is Long Yan when he grows up-is very happy to meet me, because I always bring him a string of Sugar-Coated Berry. Children know how to eat. Like my sister, I eat all kinds of delicious food all day and bask in WeChat group.

Looking into Banel Baba's eyes, I shook my head and sighed. "Banel, uncle sorry for you. Uncle brought you two strings of Sugar-Coated Berry today, and someone robbed you on the way. Hey ~ ~ Banel doesn't cry. Crying is as contemptible as a little girl. A man should stand up and avenge himself! You know the person with the candied haws. Last time you followed grandma to Jiafu, he bullied you. Not only does he bully you, but he also talks nonsense behind your back, telling people all day that your grandmother is the female locust in the village. Yes, that shameless Jia Shishi. He will come to your house to play later. Hey, Banel, don't run. Uncle has croton here. "

Seeing off Banel's angry and violent back, I easily went to another firm in Chengnanzhuang and set up a high-powered telescope on the balcony on the roof. No sooner had I sat down than my little daughter Xiangling made Longjing before tomorrow. Tea is crystal clear, just like her eyes.

Xiangling is the little girl I liberated from the kidnappers that year. She likes poetry and criss-crossing fields. She comes here in spring to see the scenery and read poems. Sometimes, she will publish some articles on Taiwan Province's website, and sign a totally consumed love.

"Don't be busy, momo. Let the servants do these things. Let's take a look at the new book "Snow in the Western Hills" I bought for you. By the way, can you sing the Peking Opera "Outwit Tiger Mountain"? "

six

Every spring outing is the most exciting time for Jia Shishi, like a teddy in heat.

According to Xixi, they will fly kites, have barbecues in the open air, set up a peach blossom poetry club and have a bonfire party in the evening. Rich people in the city really know how to play.

Grandma Cat received her best friend Beibei Sauce at the head of the village. Then came the mighty female soldiers, Yingying Chun and Hua Serina Liu. Many people came to take part in this spring outing. They build nests and have a grand view garden.

There is a girl with a loud voice. Her voice clearly reached my ears from the lens of the telescope. "Brother Ai, please take care of others." The sound of biting your tongue is so loud that you don't have to look at it to know that the tomboy Xiangyun is coming.

Xiangyun is stubborn and extremely fun. Sometimes she dresses up as a man and walks around the Grand View Garden under the banner of "No Guess in One School". The fortune teller is a bit strange. Everyone else is looking at the Grand View Garden, but she says there are a group of psychopaths living in it.

The Peach Blossom Poetry Club will be up soon, and the first poem has been hung up. "Guess butterfly peach blossom creek, fold to peach blossom three or two branches. The cat told her not to pick it and eat peaches in summer. " This poem is interesting and appropriate. I don't know which fairy wrote it.

"Is limerick also called poetry?" Next to DOG is a little indignant. "Who cares, let a person prepare guy, let's barbecue, give me a catty of mutton string, a glass of beer. Help yourself to whatever you want. "

On the other side of the camera, I clearly saw Banel stringing mutton there, Banel smearing croton on the mutton, and Banel handed Jia Shishi the roasted mutton. Jia Shishi ate so sweetly that he shook his head and covered his stomach. Then guess a loud voice, "love my brother, don't scare me!" " The crowd in the camera suddenly shook.

"Ha ha! Pour the wine! Pour a glass of wine for my old brother Liu Xianglian, and Momo will have a drink! "

seven

There is a light in Chengnan Village. Visiting doctor, the world's first pharmaceutical, Jianghu people call her a "poison refiner". The women in the village love her as a modest gentleman and gentle as jade, and they all call him medicine affectionately.

He was the king of Beijing in the imperial court before he helped the world. I saw Mr. Wu Liu return to his rural home, and I wanted to have a good time with all kinds of flies and dogs on the court. Suddenly I was sad and bored. So he hung up his seal and went to Dongli Valley in Chengnan Zhuang to live in seclusion.

It's no big problem to know poetry and medicine, so prescribe probiotics, antidiarrheal drugs and so on. In fact, you can do it without taking medicine, just gastric lavage for two days, but it's hard to say.

As a token of gratitude, Beibei Sauce invited Yao Yao to a bonfire party in the evening. The medicine is pure and static, and it is not intended to be mixed. I was just about to say no politely. I don't want a handsome figure to suddenly bump into my eyes, just like a stone thrown into a calm heart lake and ripple.

That night, the stars and the moon in the sky were rare, and the bonfire on the ground was blazing. Momo took me to join in the fun. Seven-year-old Glenn is reciting his poem of the same name "Taking the Night as the Eye": "The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find light."

That night, Banel made a wreath of hyacinthus orientalis and put it on Qiaojie's head. Qiaojie likes it so much that she and Xixi are clamoring to change her name to Bellflower. Much like childhood friends.

That night, Tan Chun would never have thought that he would leave his hometown and marry in Inner Mongolia like flying a kite during the day. He could only use the name of Xiao Yin to find the shadow of missing in the rivers and lakes.

That night, Zhang of the Red Romantic Bath Center came to Chengnan Zhuang with a group of brothers, trying to grab beautiful women from the Grand View Garden. Unexpectedly, I fell asleep after drinking too much and took a free natural bath in the silent spring rain in the middle of the night.

I left Jinling after that night. Some people suspect that Jia Shishi's series of disturbances have something to do with me. Just go to the south of the colorful clouds, take a look at a completely consumed love on the ancient tea-horse road, and forget about love and Yingying on the way to slow down.

Before he left, You Sanjie, the little witch, repeatedly urged him to write a few lines, and sent them back if he met a mason.

eight

Sometimes, if you want to forget, fate will remind you.

I met Mr. Su in Dali, and then I decided to stay. There is only one reason. She looks like her cousin Yingying.

Later, I learned that the metaphor of the besieged city of marriage is still heavy. In fact, love is more like Durex. You can be pure and transparent, but you must keep your distance.

Later, Jia Shishi sent me a letter with only one poem: Everyone knows that immortals are good, but their fame is unforgettable! Where will the past and present be? A pile of grass on the wasteland is missing. Everyone knows that the fairy is good, but gold and silver can't forget it! In the end, I only hate getting together, but I close my eyes for a long time. Everyone knows that immortals are good, but my wife can't forget them! You said hello on your birthday, and you died with others. Everyone knows that immortals are good, and only children and grandchildren can't forget them! There have been many infatuated parents since ancient times. Who has seen filial piety for children and grandchildren?

Later, the masons took Xiaomei go to dali to play. When he left, he left a poem: the Yangtze River rolled eastward and lost water, and the waves washed out heroes. Whether it is right and wrong or failure, it is empty now and has disappeared with the passage of time. Castle Peak still exists, the sun still rises and the sunset still sets. The white-haired hermit by the river has long been used to the changes of time. I met an old friend and had a drink. How many things in the past and how many times have been put into the conversation.

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Riding horses in Jianghu and planting flowers in Dongli.