Does anyone have the complete script of Wen Song's sketch "The Storm on a Cruise"?

The complete version of Song Xiaofeng Wensong's essay "Cruise Storm"

Moderator: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the high seas and take part in this year's gambling king contest! There are still three players left, namely gamblers, gamblers and gamblers, and Jianghu legends. What kind of sparks can these three players have? Let's wait and see. The following is long-awaited. His name is gambler. It is said that his eyes can charm thousands of young women. Another legend says that he never opened his eyes. Which legend is true? Gambler! Arnold Schwarzenegger hair!

Wang Long: Gambling God, I finally meet you. The god of gamblers came today. Is there any unique performance for everyone?

Dong Sanmao: I don't believe in unique skills and luck.

Wang Long: What do you mean? What do you mean by two flies?

Dong Sanmao: The moral is to win.

Wang Long: The fly is on its ass, so it must win a fart. The next player who comes out listens to him. He is the gambler Jason? Stan. Gambler Feng, do you have anything to say to everyone?

Song Xiaofeng: In this case, I want to sing a poem! Feng came to the competition today, winning money requires winning a sack, and winning money requires winning a sack. Strangely, there was no applause.

Wang Long: This is our long-awaited life. Everyone who gambled with him made a fortune. He has never won. He is our gambler Zhan Mu? Shi taisong

Wang Long: Let's welcome the three contestants with the warmest applause. Can you hurry up, hurry up?

Wen Song: I'm not on the road.

Wang Long: These two people are waiting for you. Come on.

A godsend: I am.

Wang Long: What does the dealer bring when dealing?

Tianci: Excuse me, are you ready?

Wen Song: Can you hurry up?

Godsend: Don't worry about this brother. If you are not worried, I will give you two kings. Don't be angry. I will secretly give you four ounces. what are you reading? what are you reading?

Wen Song: What a bad mouth!

Dong Sanmao: I'm the landlord. I'll go first.

Song Xiaofeng: Your Majesty, do you want it?

Dong Sanmao: Yes.

Song Xiaofeng: The plane.

Dong Sanmao: Yes.

Song Xiaofeng: One goes straight to the left.

Wen Song: Let's go.

Song Xiaofeng: Don't worry, in this case, I want to recite a poem (the article was originally published by the quotation Lifetime: www.yulu 13.com, and it is forbidden to reprint it without permission). The landlord is really intoxicated, and the remaining one is very precious. If there is a bomb, don't retreat. The central idea is to double it.

Wen Song: Do you know how stupid I was when I blew up my eldest brother? Is your brain buzzing? Sorry, don't blame my brother for being rude.

Song Xiaofeng: No.

Wen Song: What's the situation?

Song Xiaofeng: In this case, I also want to recite a poem about brothers playing cards. They still have four hooks in their hands.

Wen Song: This is a hook. You all know that my mind is buzzing with explosions! I'll let you lose completely today.

Song Xiaofeng: No.

Wen Song: Three.

Song Xiaofeng: No.

Dong Sanmao: Am I right? My second brother still has a three?

Song Xiaofeng: Nonsense, I have already left the rest.

Dong Sanmao: Xiao Wang.

Wen Song: Yes.

Dong Sanmao: Straight.

Wen Song: Yes.

Dong Sanmao: It's gone.

Song Xiaofeng: Will you play with us? Why did you blow me up?

Wen Song: Didn't you just write a poem to give me a signal?

Song Xiaofeng: I don't like fighting landlords and reciting poems. We are a group. Why are you firing me?

Wang Long: This game will be won, and the next game will be replaced.

Dong Sanmao: Two cakes.

Song Xiaofeng: Bump!

Dong Sanmao: Bump!

Song Xiaofeng: Bump!

Wen Song: Stop. I'm here to watch you two play.

Song Xiaofeng: No, this is Lianliankan.

Dong Sanmao: Isn't old three forbidden to touch mahjong? Ten thousand?

Wen Song: I don't believe that no matter what I type, you can touch nine cakes. You touch them, you touch them.

Dong Sanmao: I'm confused.

God-given: I'll let you hit me if you lose.

Wen Song: Don't think I don't know. You two are in the same boat.

Song Xiaofeng: Big Brother, he saw it.

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Gambler: I bet my life with you!

God of gamblers: Well, since we're at this point, third brother will bet on the cards you are good at. Simply put, guess Wang, guess Wang Ying, guess Wang loses. If you win, you can take all the money and the title of gambling king today. If you lose, as you said when you entered the arena, you must bet on the king or die. No!

Gambler: All right.

Gambler: Brother, this boy can play cards. Let's catch them first.

God of gamblers: OK.

Gambler: Wait, I bet my life. Let me go first.

God of gamblers: OK. Wait, third, don't forget that you are willing to "agree".

Gambler: I admit it. I gambled all my life and lost all my life. Now I have nothing. I died without regret.

Gambler: Brother! Jump.

Gambler: Third, before you jump, I want you to meet someone.

Gambler's wife: Honey, if you jump, my children and I will jump, jump, jump! You're scared, aren't you? Are you scared? Do you jump? You're not jumping, are you? I jump first.

Gambler: Wife, wife.

Gambler's wife: Don't stop me! I don't want to live long ago. Go away, go away!

Gambler: Wife, it's my fault. I owe you so much in my life. I'm from China Network. Be a cow and a horse in the next life. I will repay you if I have no hands in my next life. I won't gamble again. Honey, I don't beg you to forgive me. I only ask you. After I die, (you) and my son will live well. Tell him not to gamble!

Gambler's wife: Honey, if you jump from here today, my children and I can't work. The only thing I can do for you is to dance with you!

Gambling God: Third, to tell you the truth, today's game is all fake. This boat is rented, so there is no gambling contest. Because I know you, if I don't win all the money to you, you can't change your mind at all. But you have to remember that the third brother, ten bets and nine explosions, won't bet, your second brother and I have given up gambling for so many years and set up an anti-gambling club.

Gambler: Brother, please join our club. We need talents like you, because of what? Because playing cards is our weakness.

Gambler: Brother, didn't I just lose poker?

Gambler: No, you didn't lose your skills. You lost your mind. Because of what? Because if the eldest brother grabs the card first, he will jump. Because of what? Because this card belongs to Xiao Wang, too. You've been cheated. Big brother!

Gambling God: Poetry again.

Gambler: Well, ah, the road to gambling is bumpy, obey the law, keep it in mind, and advise you not to take a tiger trip and cherish happiness. ...

(Together): Family fun!

God of gamblers: Old two and old three, let's go back for a reunion dinner.

Gambler: OK!

Gambling God: Go!

Gambler: Let's go.

Compere: No, friends, do you understand that this is a game? But I'm the real person in charge. I don't know about that. They advised his brother to go back, but his wife didn't want to. What should I do? I tell you, my sister, I really don't know. This is a game. Sister, I tell you, this is a game. ...