What are the most magical dialects?

Let me briefly talk about Fengyang dialect, the hometown of Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty. There is a kind of food called kei rice, and there is a kind of food called bear picking. It's often said that this kid picks bears, and there is nothing called a bomb. There is a kind of panic, which is unique to Fengyang No.5 store. Don't ask me why, a classmate in high school went to Wudian. There is a kind of forget it, called bear. For example, if someone invites you to dinner and you refuse to live or die, others will say, forget it if you don't eat, even if you don't eat. There is a kind of chat called Lagua. I believe everyone around Fengyang knows that people often ask you about your father. Or so-and-so answered loudly. There is a kind of bitterness, called left mouth, which usually eats semi-cooked persimmons. In short, the dialect of Fengyang in my hometown is grounded, which sometimes makes people laugh and cry.