Mischief-mischievous terminology

Trick friends into making friends.

A prank friend sends a circle of friends. Friends circle is a platform where people mainly share the dynamics of daily life. Many times people send friends to commemorate some activities, because these activities are interesting tricks. Here are some tips for friends to make friends.

A prank friend sends a circle of friends 1 1. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

2, the new car is on the road, and there is a killer inside. Female driver+running-in+first time = devil Prada. The novice's hand is wet, and the more you push it, the more you face it. I can't tell the difference between a brake and a throttle, so everything is fine! If you love me, chase me. Don't kiss me shyly!

Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Liu Bei sleep in the same bed, and Zhang Fei sleeps in the middle. The next day Guan Yu said that I dreamed of my ML last night. Liu Bei said I dreamed of my ML last night, Zhang Fei said I dreamed of skiing last night, and then Liu Guan vomited wildly ... Who understood?

No matter how red the flowers are, they need green leaves. No matter how powerful a bird's wings are, it needs the help of air. No matter how white the teeth are, they need to be as close as lips and teeth, even if flowers are inserted in cow dung. I said, how can my flowers and plants live without you as fertilizer?

It's a long night, and I really want to fly to your side. Appreciate your lovely sleeping face, stroke your soft hair, look at you until you open your eyes in the morning, and then gently say to you, "You wet the bed!" " "

6. Men are walking genitals!

7. You, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple. Give me your love!

8. Women don't care about decency, and decency is because it is not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

9. Turning a girl into a woman is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a man.

10, life is like a coffee table, full of cups. When we thought we jumped out of a cup, we fell into another cup. If you didn't jump into another cup, congratulations, you fell off the coffee table.

1 1, Wukong develops tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wukong also raises turtles in Liushahe; Master, I wrote a book about the journey to learn from the scriptures! Everyone cares about you. Please give my regards to the teacher. Bajie, are you okay?

12, God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice, God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water, and God was afraid that you were lonely, so he created lovely me, provided that God found that there was no bucket for rice, so he created lovely you.

13, one spring river and one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag, and the straw bag must take out his mobile phone and watch it. After reading it, it is not difficult to forward it. His fingers run as fast as electricity. I want it back to me!

14. Eating watermelon is cool. Beauty beauty is cucumber, evergreen diuresis is wax gourd, and the sweetest is cantaloupe. You are family with them. Why are you hiding underground? So you are a sweet potato.

15, your laughter echoed in my ears in the morning; At noon, your liveliness came to my mind; At night, your vague face appeared in my dream ... so I woke up with a scream! Dress up beautifully next time!

The latest words of friends circle about evil rectification:

1, why? I called your mobile phone just now, and when the bell rang, I said the other party was streaking. Please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please dial again later.

The photographer asked Dai Xiao how many seconds it took. Dai Xiao obviously held out three fingers. Why did the photographer press the shutter immediately? Because the idiot is sticking out his middle finger, ring finger and little finger, which also means OK!

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

4, go out, my wife has already confessed, don't sit in the first row by car, eat untenable, don't drink bad belly, don't pick wild flowers on the roadside, don't bring couples into the house.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

6, the weather is hot in early autumn, and the mood is really wonderful; You can see that your body is hot, and you can run around in shorts. When it is hot, insert an ice cream and the bathtub will bubble; Watermelon and melon are chewed indiscriminately, and sweat is used as glue. Let go of your troubles on the spot and be happy and happy.

7. The price of green onions has doubled. Does the onion ask garlic for a pile of money? Garlic is very popular with singles now. I've never seen a garlic or a nobleman! Onion, I'm single, too! Garlic is called onion, go abroad to develop!

8. You are beautiful and lovely, you love to eat meat often, and you and I are fat and loving, saving glory and wasting shame. Everything in the bowl should be dripped after eating, but there is no need to lick the bowl clean every time!

9. The meaning of your life is to eat and sleep well; Your regret in this life is that you have not lost your body fat; The greatest contribution of your life is that you stew vermicelli at the dinner table! Humans will always be grateful to you!

10, look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be missed on time, and little idiots will always read them patiently ~

1 1. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!

12, do you know how blue the sky is? This is what I drew. Do you know how the money came from? That was printed by me; Do you know how cows fly? That's what I blew; Do you know how the pig died? The text message is angry!

13 please, don't lose weight, let alone leave me! Don't you know, I never thought you were fat, and even prayed that you would never get thinner. The fatter the better! I like the way you look fat, no, it's love, love from the heart! Recently, however, you

14, why? Please don't scare me! Wallet! What happened to you! Why have you lost weight! Wallet! ! Wake up! ! !

15, the whole universe can't stop me from liking you! I am willing to be busy for you, work hard for you, give everything for you, and pray that you can stay with me every day just to wait silently. I really like you. . . Renminbi.

16, if I have 10 thousand, I will take you around the world and enjoy the famous mountains and rivers; If I have 10 thousand yuan, I will send you a brand-name bag to let you enjoy the feeling of luxury; If I have 10 thousand yuan, I will take you to the seaside and enjoy the leisure of the holiday; If I had 10 thousand, I would take it with me.

17, you go shopping, have a candlelight dinner and feel romantic. The problem is that I didn't. Lend me 10,000 first, and wait for me to keep my promise!

18, beyond the mountain, there is an old legend that has become a classic in the past and even now. Want to know what this legend is? Listen, there is a temple in the mountain, and there is an old man in the temple. Now he is reading short messages, giggling!

19, the phone is ringing, I want to chat with you; Ring twice and want to ask you to meet; Ring three times and I'll invite you to dinner. Ring four times, I'll spend you some money; Ring five times and I'll discharge you. Haha, turn it off.

20. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

Trick friends send friends circle 2 WeChat friends circle to talk about it.

1, I don't contact because your indifference hurts me, and I don't take the initiative because I can't contact you at all.

2. Go out to eat beef hotpot with a foodie. This product said beef tendon is the best, and then gave me a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

Don't tell me this so-called love. I don't believe it anymore.

One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write the word "handsome" silently, but the deskmate couldn't write it. She looked up and glanced at my face quietly, and then she wrote.

It takes one or two years to get used to another person again, so it is better to spend one or two years reviewing his habits.

6. We either make ourselves miserable or make ourselves extremely powerful, and the cost is similar.

7. You should not only know how to live, but also learn how to live.

8. There are two kinds of people who can play with me anyway. One is someone who can tolerate my mental illness, and the other is someone as crazy as me.

9. I had a crush on him at first and completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake dry.

10, the best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your shortcomings, mistakes and deficiencies, but still finds you attractive.

1 1, you should know that you can't get it back unscathed when you give it away.

12, if you want to define a good life, it is pleasure. If you want to define comfort, it is three or five confidants, talking and laughing.

13, everything is my fault, I am not strong enough, I love it too much.

14, I wrote my thoughts about you all over the street. Sorry, I was taken away by the police.

15, "How have you been recently?" "Well, that's it." "Paralysis, is it good?" "Not good?" "Oh, I am relieved that you are not doing well."

16, meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing land.

17, I like you as much as I like the sea. I can't jump into the sea, but I can go to Shanghai.

18, no contact is our best relationship; Not disturbing is my last gentleness; Forgetting each other is our best destination.

19, we are all fooling around like children because of dependence; Politeness is because of strangeness. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

20. Friends are not far away, as long as they are in their hearts; There is no meeting in the morning and evening, as long as you have the heart. Good friend, always with you; True friendship always shares joys and sorrows.

2 1, I still like you very much, like Teddy in love, and the air is everywhere.

22. In a dazzling world, if you are not detached, enjoy a colorful spring; People who escape from coming and going, if they don't keep peace of mind, enjoy a cup of pleasing tea; Wandering in the hypocrisy of heavy makeup, not returning to the original, being a woman who has washed away the lead. Laughing and crying, accompanied by people in the same industry, sharing joys and sorrows; Sweet and sour, stay in the dark and drink together; Happiness and sin are fruits of past lives, so you really don't have to think too much.

23, Chu Qing after the rain, tears will be forgotten.

24. Only when people are lonely can they regain the hustle and bustle. Only when you have exhausted your sadness can you see your happy face again; Taste all the bitterness, and naturally it will be sweet.

25. An elder once said to me, "Boys don't need to be handsome or rich. As long as there is a gentle and considerate heart, girls will like it. " Now, please come out, I promise I won't kill you.

26. When I think of that song, I recall the past, which was the moment when we once fell in love.

27. I don't want to go that far forever, I just want to be so close to you.

28. For those parents and teachers who always suspect that I have someone, I just want to say: You overestimate me.

29. Waiting is a pain. Forgetting is also a kind of pain. But I don't know what to do. It's a more tormenting pain.

30. God is fair. He gave you a face of Zhang Chou, and he will definitely give you a home without money.

When I was a child, I liked to play firecrackers with my cousin. I made a mistake and threw the lit firecrackers into my cousin's coat pocket (there are still many firecrackers in his pocket). Then my cousin was anxious, but the more anxious he was, the less he could get out. Finally, my cousin was so anxious that he hugged me and said, "I will die with you!" " As a result, our clothes are all in rags.

Second, the so-called high cold is actually: a person's poor hearing+slow response+poor eyesight.

Third, the phone is silent. Answer the phone to see fate.

Fourth, I hope there will be wine and meat and girls in the future, and girls will be ugly.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

6. You are good-looking and I like you.

Seven, a couple is very much in love. What are you thinking now? As you can imagine. The woman immediately slapped the man and scolded him: you rascal!

Eight, worry every day that today's self is more lovely than yesterday.

Nine, particularly lazy, no special skills, but staying up late is a good hand.

10. An operator received a phone call from a customer, who stammered and spoke a little slowly: I, I, I ... I want to ask, I, I, I, I ... call charges ... the latest news ... how did this cost? The operator just said, big brother, big brother, it's you. Can it be free? Then he was fired!

Eleven, fat water does not flow outside the field, I am super sweet to find me online.

Don't brag in front of me, there is really no room for idiots in your eyes.

Thirteen, the best companion of girlfriends: a teasing, a beautiful, a schoolmaster, and a woman.

Fourteen, I really want to talk about a boyfriend, but I'm afraid it's Japanese.

15. I'm not fat, I'm just swollen because I'm allergic to life.

Li Wanli just wants to be the woman you miss most.

Seventeen, fortune-telling grandfather said that my life and you are a perfect match.

Eighteen, I am a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face. I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

Nineteen, dare to be ambiguous with me so that you don't know how to cry.

Twenty, pinch your fingers, you need me in your life.

Twenty-one, I want to be a lovely and naive child.

22. If you want to know me, you should know the weather first.

Twenty-three, I haven't seen anyone for a long time, which may be kidney deficiency.

Twenty-four, my relationship with Bai Jingting has been confirmed, and it must be him on my side.

May you be loved by a handsome fool.

Twenty-six, I went to have a pregnancy test today and was beaten by more than sixty aunts. It's a good thing someone is holding it. Aunt ignored me and left. We met again when I went to the fourth floor for inspection. I saw her waiting for a urine test. I went over to remember her name. I silently went to the toilet to get some samples and changed them for her. . . . Aunt, we are destined to give you a surprise.

Twenty-seven, time tells me that the age of being unreasonable has passed, and it's time to pretend.

Twenty-eight, girlfriends, stop being afraid of marriage ... I want to marry you!

Twenty-nine, I went to the vegetable market to buy food and saw a child watching the stall. I asked, "How much is a chicken?" The child replied, "I asked again, how much are two chickens?" The child paused and didn't count it at the moment. He used his quick wits and shouted, "You can only buy one at a time!"

Thirty, girls should learn to sympathize with their boyfriends. When a boyfriend is too busy to spend time with himself, he finds other boys to accompany him. They should not let their boyfriends suffer and be sensible girls.

Thirty-one, the world of mortals company, eat fat for nothing.