Grandpa Pi Huang told Fortune.

~ A tiger caught a cold and wanted to eat a panda. "You have a cold," cried the panda. Why do you want to eat me? " The tiger said: "the advertisement says that you should eat white and black when you have a cold!" " !

~ a gentleman is ignorant, but he pretends to be familiar with Chinese and western things and brag everywhere. One day, his neighbor came to ask him to read a letter twice. He pretended to watch it for a long time, but in fact he didn't know anyone. He asked his neighbor, "Where did this letter come from?"

The neighbor replied, "It's from the south." Mr. Wang sighed and said with relief, "Alas! No wonder I don't know. It turns out that this letter was written in a southern language. "

~ after the moral, intellectual and physical education class, the mother took her son to the country to see grandpa. Grandpa was very happy and asked with concern, "How is your study?" Son: "I'm in the first grade." Grandpa said, "Study hard. You have to study every day in the first grade and fifteenth grade to study well. "

~ a young woman whose husband will be a lover all day and won't go home at night. She cried, "God, why don't you open your eyes! I have an affair with my husband. " The son said, "God hasn't woken up yet, mom." She said, "I'm going to cry. Let God deal with your father's infidelity." The son said: "The director of the railway bureau is responsible for dad's derailment! ! ! "