I want to keep a diary in QQ space, but I don't know what it is. Please write one for me.

It is said that these four men and women have been walking for too long on the way to learn the scriptures. With the rapid development of human science and technology, mobile base stations are everywhere in China. One day,

Go to a post station and see the banner of "China Mobile Shenzhou Card, Learn from the scriptures". I couldn't help being tempted, so I sold the Zijin Bowl and bought it myself.

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Pig Bajie sent messages to Gao Laozhuang's wife while walking, and at the same time flirted with spider essence and centipede essence.

The Monkey King's hometown is too far away from the mainland, and there is no base station installed. the Monkey King of Huaguoshan can't be contacted, so he is very angry.

No one usually hits Tang Priest, but he keeps bookkeeping on his mobile phone with account books, three steamed buns and two pickles. ...

Friar Sand is very meticulous. While walking, he photographed the scenery with his mobile phone, and then posted his travel notes on the Internet, earning the manuscript fee. He hasn't finished half of his journey to learn from the scriptures.

He is already a famous travel writer. ...

One day, I came to a small demon cave, and the monster came out to rob me. The Monkey King was in no hurry and didn't even bother to mention the stick. He called 1 10 directly, brother police.

He took the monster away. . .

Three goblins just appeared in the Lion Tuo Cave, and the Monkey King called Tathagata. "Tathagata? Your bird, lion and elephant have all escaped. Come on.

Take them away or I'll call the zoo! Sue you for cruelty to animals! ! "

Tang Priest called Tathagata every day, chattering endlessly and reporting the difficulties on the road. When the Tathagata was tired of listening, he said to his opponent, "Take your goblin away quickly.

Tell the Tang Priest to leave quickly, or complain once a day, which annoys me to death. "

When I arrived at Wuzhuangguan, Zhenyuan Daxian presented ginseng fruit. Pig is very careful this time. He took out his mobile phone and watched it again and again. Daxian is strange.

Asked what he was looking at, Bajie said, "Look for an anti-counterfeiting label to identify the phone!"

Four people went to a widow's house for the night and slept soundly in the middle of the night. Four people's cell phones rang, and a voice rang-"Excuse me, are you looking for a small one?"

Sister? "the Monkey King said impatiently," Mother Lishan, Nanhai Bodhisattva, stop pretending. We will not be fooled. I know your cell phone number. "

Bai turned into a beautiful woman, carrying a basket full of food, trying to lure the master and disciples into falling for it. The Tang Priest, who had been silent, suddenly pointed with a smile.

The woman said, "She is a demon!" The Monkey King asked curiously, "Why does Master have a critical eye?" Tang's monk proudly raised his mobile phone and said:

"The camera of my mobile phone has infrared perspective function, and 5200 silver is not white, hehe."

Pig Bajie peeped at the spider essence in the silk cave to take a bath and was entangled in the demon silk. Bajie, who has always been weak, turned on his mobile phone and played an insect repellent.

When the bell rang, the spider essence twitched and rolled its eyes in waves of ultrasonic vibration. Pig came out of the net and said, "What do you think you are?"

Is it Spider-Man? "

When the four of them arrived in Tongtian River, they saw that the river was very wide and felt very sad, so they went to Mr. Chen's house for the night. Chen Laotou complained that the monsters in the river wanted to eat their children.

My son, the Monkey King, was furious. He called the Office for Combating Trafficking in Women and Children in China. After a long time, the monster died ... four people rode a huge one.

The incomparable old turtle crossed the river. The old turtle had no other requirements, just wanted to know when he could get someone. Pig Bajie usually likes to play with these gossip things. Open it and have a look.

Mobile phone, looking for a fortune-telling program, input the old turtle's birthdates, calculated and said, "After 850 years, wait."

Tang Priest suspected that the Monkey King spoke ill of Tathagata with his mobile phone, so he drove the Monkey King away. The Monkey King was depressed and went to the Dragon Palace as a guest. When the Dragon King saw Sun Wu.

With a mobile phone hanging around my waist, I am envious and want to buy one. The Monkey King laughed at him and said, "There is no signal in the water. What is the use of buying it? " After that, put on the gold hoop.

The stick was pulled out of my ear and thrown back to the dragon king, saying, "I don't need this thing anymore since I have a mobile phone." I will give it back to you! "

The ringtone of Tang's monk's mobile phone is a "jackfruit classic", and the alarm clock is the morning bell in his temple that year; The Monkey King's ringtone is "Men should strive for self-improvement".

The alarm clock was the cry of a lark in Huaguoshan that year; Pig Bajie's cell phone ringtone is vulgar, "The moon represents my heart", and the alarm clock is a loud cry.

Let's eat! ! "; Friar Sand's ringtone is an ordinary ringtone, and there is no alarm clock at all-the alarm clocks of the other three people all rang, so they still use it themselves.