Selected funny stories

Reading humorous stories is a part of daily enjoyment, because not everyone can have a humorous attitude. This is a rare gift, and many people can't even enjoy the happiness that people present to them. The following is a selection of funny stories I recommend to you.

About a few hundred years ago, a UFO from an outer space planet quietly landed on Mount Tai, and an alien named Machula stepped down from the UFO disguised as an earthman. Machula is an alien spy, whose task is to spy on the civilization of the earth and understand the civilization gap between the earth and other planets.

Machula walked down Mount Tai and traveled all over the world. He found that people work at sunrise, rest at sunset, work hard, and have no idlers and idlers.

A year later, Machula came to the top of Mount Tai and got into the flying saucer that landed on the top of the mountain. In the flying saucer, he reported the results of his investigation on the earth people to his superiors. The progress of earth civilization far exceeds that of other planets, and the only thing that other planets are proud of is that people on earth don't understand aviation. However, with the intelligence and tireless efforts of the people on earth, it is not far away to master aviation.

After listening to Machula's report, executives from other planets were lost in thought. In order to stop the progress of human civilization on the earth, they thought of a way to bring what has been banned on other planets to the earth for promotion, and let Machula carry it out.

Machula came to the downtown area, dressed as a tramp, and after beating gongs and drums, he said to the people gathered around him: Machula passed by the treasure land today and specially taught you some interesting things, including studying and partying. ? He took out a square box made of bamboo with words written on it, one hundred and eight pieces, put it on a small table, and drew four people to teach them to play.

To Machula's surprise, this kind of toy quickly swept the country, and with the lottery, the gambling industry was born. Since then, there have been idle people who specialize in playing, people who are addicted to it, playing with things and not seeking progress. Incidental, there are many negative social problems. Mahula Bay in heaven returned to the flying saucer and reported that the earth people had put all their energy into playing and that the earth civilization had been successfully stopped. At this rate, within a hundred years, the civilization of other planets will far surpass that of the earth.

Because this entertainment tool was taught by a man named Machula, people call it? Mahjong? , and when playing around, push down the card and shout? What's the matter? .

That's how mahjong came from!

The best collection of funny short stories 2: The queen ordered the precious girl to be beautiful, and the fortune teller said that she was the queen's life.

Talking about the age of the object, Jane's pursuers are like clouds. She asked the matchmaker to take a message. In addition to asking the man to be a good match with himself, there is also a condition that the husband's family should ensure that they live like a queen after marriage.

As soon as this statement came out, it scared away many suitors, because it contained a lot of information: to live like a queen, of course, it is not really necessary to be a queen, but to implement it. The man must have at least a car, a house and endless money. If the car is a luxury car, how can the house be a villa?

To make a long story short, after many twists and turns, Jane finally got what she wanted and found the right person.

However, the queen's life cannot be smooth sailing. No, after less than a year of marriage, Jane's daughter has trouble. She discovered her husband's romantic nature, and even hid his wife in the golden house outside to keep a mistress.

That night, when her husband came back, Jane fought back her anger and asked her husband if there was a woman outside. Unexpectedly, my husband readily admitted it.

Where can Jane hold back? She immediately began to cry, saying that her husband was a liar and lied to herself. The husband was very wronged and said, How did I cheat you? Aren't you living like a queen now

Zhen Nvqi said:? What's the use of eating and dressing well? You like the new and hate the old, and you have a fox outside. ?

Husband said:? You are wrong. I like the new one, but I'm not tired of the old one. I still love you. ?

? Is it okay? I want you to love me only and be single-minded to me. ?

? Monopoly? The husband was happy and asked confidently: Are you kidding? I did this to fulfill my promise. If you want to be a queen, you can only be a queen if your husband is an emperor. ?

? What happened to the emperor?

? Have you ever heard of an emperor with only one wife?

Funny stories collection 3: blind date, less drinking, Daming is not young, and has no object yet. On this day, someone wants to introduce his girlfriend and make an appointment to meet at the hotel at six o'clock in the evening.

When Daming came to the hotel, there happened to be an aunt mopping the floor by the stairs. Aunt looked at Daming and told him sincerely. Young man, don't forget to drink less and eat more vegetables in the future! ?

Daming nodded perfunctorily. Daming was very interested after seeing the girl. When he was happy, he drank two more glasses. When it was convenient to go to the toilet, he met his aunt who mopped the floor again. Aunt felt that Daming had alcohol on him, and even said in a reproachful tone: Young man, didn't I tell you to drink less? Daming feels very strange. How can this aunt care so much about herself?

Going back to the private room to continue chatting, Daming heard the girl tell an interesting story. Her mother hates men who drink too much. Once she went on a blind date, and her mother followed her secretly. I didn't expect to meet an alcoholic that time. Since then, my mother has been more fond of stalking.

Daming was taken aback and collapsed! That aunt mopping the floor is not pretending to be her mother, is she?

Daming couldn't sit still at the thought of this. So he rinsed his mouth and made an excuse to go to the bathroom. Just out of the private room door, I met my aunt again. Daming hurriedly took the initiative to say hello. Aunt didn't smell the wine and nodded to him with a smile.

So Daming is like reporting on his work. He goes to the toilet every once in a while and has a meal. He ran almost seven or eight times.

Finally, when he returned to the private room for the last time, the girl complained angrily to him: Are you dissatisfied with me or what's wrong? Why do you run to the toilet again and again? Say that finish and left.

Helpless, Daming had to go home. He just walked out of the private room when he happened to meet a drunk young man coming out of the bathroom. He heard his aunt mopping the floor shouting, I threw up all over the floor again. Do you know how difficult it is to clean? I told you to drink less, but you wouldn't listen. How hateful! ?