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Explain that "eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and smoking" is not a fairy's trouble.

In today's society, it is really not easy to find a good man, and many women have broken their brains. Finally, I had to shout out helplessly: ten men are seven stupid and eight stupid and nine bad, and one "five poisons" accounts for all. So, how to correctly understand this "five poisons"? The new explanation of the so-called "five poisons" is "eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and smoking". And they can all be classified by five names: "God, Fairy, Guest, Disciple and Ghost". Readers, if you have any questions, let me break them down:

First, eat.

Eating is the first day of sex. Children will be suckled as soon as they are born, and they don't need to be taught. It can be said that they are completely subconscious. From small to large, everyone knows the truth that "food is the most important thing for the people", but the most important thing is to eat. Eating is by no means fattening yourself up, but eating should be nutritious, healthy and even interesting. Eat elegantly, eat rhythmically and moderately, and talk a lot about truth when eating. This is what you will eat. Such people can be called "foodies". Know what is "frying, frying, frying, frying and boiling", what is "delicacies, birds and animals" and what is "fresh fruits and vegetables, exotic game". At the banquet, all the dishes can't be served at once, but one by one. The lady who delivers the food should walk gracefully, and the food should be salty first and then light. Even if she goes out to eat noodles, she should try to eat noodle soup. Can you eat this state without hard work? Only in this way can the status of "foodie" be promoted to "gourmet"

Although eating is the first of the five poisons, I think it is non-toxic!

Second, drink.

Drinking is drinking. Children will want sweet drinks, but most adult men actually like spicy drinks. Because there are too many things and too much pressure, you have to release them. You really can't release yourself and paralyze yourself. Injection of anesthetic is obviously not the best choice, but it is better to choose wine.

Wine is a good thing. Red, white and yellow are delicious and sweet, and the taste is perfect. Where did you get the word "spicy"? For people who drink good wine, there are various names: Dionysus, Brewmaster, alcoholic, alcoholic, and the lowest is alcoholic. Li Bai's hundreds of poems about fighting wine can be described as the works of Dionysus. Those who are not drunk by the weight of wine can be called Brewmaster, while those who can't live without wine three times a day are alcoholics, who rely on wine to anesthetize themselves all day and do nothing, and those who don't care about family affairs are alcoholics and alcoholics.

As the saying goes: wine can achieve great things or miss great things. Shen Yuan was injured by drunkenness, and liver and spleen were injured by alcoholism. Therefore, I think wine is both a tonic and a medicine, and it can only be used, and it is better to use it in moderation.

Third, whoring.

The word whoring can best explain the problem. All women have been gnashing their teeth when they see their husbands whoring with women outside, but now, this situation has undergone subtle changes. As prostitutes, they are naturally men who like whoring, because these stupid men are their food and clothing parents and their gods. Although they will secretly scold afterwards: bah! The devil wears Prada! But I don't blame them. So they regard these men as "guests" and ordinary people call them "clients".

So as a good woman, would you like a man who is a client? It feels unlikely. But there are exceptions in the face of prostitutes. Men rarely feel emotional, just regard this as a one-time transaction, that is, the sale of money and flesh. Whether it is a mistress or a mistress, the man pays not only money, but also their feelings. This situation is undoubtedly a great threat to the women at home. So many wives acquiesce in what men call "taking part in accidental amusement". As long as they don't give their feelings, they can't tolerate keeping mistresses with colorful flags flying outside. Of course, it is not a kind of love, but it can be said to be a kind of helplessness.

In today's society, pornography is almost rampant. There is a strange theory that there are fewer cases of rape because there are more prostitutes, which seems to be conducive to social stability. I really disagree with this strange theory. As for how much toxin the clients bring to the whole society, experts have their own appraisal.

Fourth, gambling.

Gambling, the average wife can tolerate her husband's conduct more or less, although the name is not nice, gambler, gambler, gambler, but as long as men have a little sense, they don't put their wives on the gambling table and leave them behind, women naturally happily hang out with men's arms and go in and out of many chess rooms and mahjong parlors today. There is a story in Shanghai Opera that "Lu Yachen lost the gambling and sold his wife". As a result, the prodigal son never changed money, and his mother-in-law forgave him.

If a man doesn't gamble all his life, how much charm he will lose, and if life is always safe, it is even more boring. Now men's gambling tools have been made public, and they have begun to bet on numbers, horses and horse races (such as football lottery). Maybe one day, fortune will suddenly visit, and the little beggar who has no place will suddenly become a millionaire with a population of ten million. So the way women look at him, apart from gentle waves, is it affectionate?

What's more, stock trading is also gambling. The government has publicly opened the stock market and allowed the mahjong room in the chess room to open. Gambling has been opened. Can this be considered "poison"? Nowadays, except dancing, most women have learned to play mahjong in their spare time. People are obsessed with mahjong tables, and fewer people gather to petition for trouble. This "poison" is also beneficial.

V. Pumping water

The fifth poison is smoking. Some people used to regard drug abuse as one of the five poisons. I still think it is appropriate to regard smoking as one of the "five poisons" that men often have. Drug abuse is not among the five poisons because it is not universally related.

Many women don't care whether men smoke or not. In women's eyes, men smoking, of course, is as elegant as possible, as high-grade as possible a cigarette, so there is no problem. From a certain point of view, "smokers are mostly men" is a monologue of many women. Didn't someone write a song "Taste" for this, "I miss your kiss, the faint smell of tobacco between your fingers, and the taste of being loved in my memory." Actually, smoking is not a man's patent. Is it hard to say that women don't like it?

In today's society, women have also started to follow the fashion and learned to smoke. With thin cigars between their fingers, women are satisfied behind the smog. It is not so much because of the smoke itself as because of the unspeakable things it represents. People used to call smokers "heavy smokers", but now they call smokers "smokers". It is millions of smokers in Qian Qian who have created huge tax benefits for the country. Isn't the biggest tax in China a tax on alcohol and tobacco?

A man must love something. How do you explain the so-called "five poisons"? Do you like being a guest? Still willing to be a "ghost"? Haha, let's focus on hobbies. People should not embarrass themselves. The most important thing is to have self-control. No matter what "poison" you get, don't be stubborn. Remember, the money spent is your own! A healthy body is your own! A happy family is your own!