Humorous copywriting

1. On the way to school, Xiao Ming: Mom, I have to pee! Mother touched Xiaoming's head with a doting face and said, I can't say that I have to pee in the future! Xiaoming: Oh! School is over, Xiao Ming: Dad, I have to pee! Dad slapped him in the past: I dare not have a lady when I grow up!

My three-year-old son sleeps in a bed alone and plays in our bed at night. I patted his ass: go to his kennel to sleep! He got into bed: I want to sleep in mom and dad's kennel!

Have you seen Busan? What does it mean that a zombie who escapes from six carriages can't escape from the heart of one carriage? Description, one paragraph is better than six paragraphs, Wang Zhongwang, sausage and jelly. I want Shiro.

4. The husband scolded: Where are the vegetables you cooked? Waxy yellow. The wife immediately replied: you come home so late every day, of course, you don't know that they were young on my spatula.

I have been single for many years. One night, after work, I had a barbecue on the roadside. After eating, I called the proprietress to settle the bill. The boss is busy, let the waiter take it. The waiter asked: Who is it? Wife of shop-owner A: Old customer, all alone in spring, summer, autumn and winter! From then on, I decided to find a wife ...

My husband is very worried about the future economic situation. I comforted him: the fortune teller said that I have a car and a house, and I have no worries about food and clothing. Don't worry. Dull for three seconds, my husband lit a cigarette and asked faintly, didn't he say that you have been married several times?

7. Teach everyone a way to overcome fear of ghosts. Say to the air before going to bed: Please turn off the light for me, thank you. If the light is not turned off, there is no ghost. If the light is off,