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1. There is no shortage of boyfriends in the world. If there are many people, mine will be gone.

The work is so difficult, why don't we buy a bowl? You cry, I shout, and we are happy to be the boss.

3, I want to be a pig in the new era, quit smoking and drinking, guard against arrogance and rashness. You have to ask the rest. Under the temptation? You are all I am tempted to do.

4, the weather is too hot, willing to take in a boy to blow air conditioning, the handsome guy of age 18-25 is preferred.

Being funny is my only advantage. You told me not to be funny. Do you want me to wash it?

6. I have lost weight recently. I didn't lose weight. I just secretly put down 999 men in my heart.

7. I said I couldn't drink, and you said everywhere that I wouldn't live long.

8. If the epidemic doesn't end, my appearance, my figure and my social etiquette will be ruined.

9. I went to buy meat buns today. I fell to the ground in one bite, covered in mud. It turns out that this is called spicy steamed stuffed bun, and I like mud!

10, I washed my hair today and beat 98% of the girls in the country.

1 1, free fortune telling, just take a selfie to help you test whether your future girlfriend is me, which is very accurate.

12, I 19 years old this summer. My dream is still to be a girl with blood, morality and soul. The best decade of my life is about to begin.

13, other girls want to play coquetry with you, I just want to fight with you.

14. What is the sense of security? It was when I was late for school that I met my classmate on the way.

15. I'm browsing my circle of friends. If you want to get my attention, you can start posting.

16. Don't ask me for money. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, will I have money?

17, skin is the most magical part of a person's body. For some people, it can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

There is a kind of sadness, I return to you in seconds, and you reincarnate me.

18, the most beautiful thing in this world is to eat meat, not to betray or cheat, to eat a catty and grow a catty, and to treat each other sincerely forever!

19、? I have never asked anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

20、? If I really failed 99 times, then I must try again 1 time to be a whole. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder!

2 1, the most painful and greatest love triangle in the world: I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

22. I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends.

23. Peer: ambitious, intelligent, talented and able to take on a big responsibility; Himself: no big talk, no big spectrum, no chaos, no big defense.

24. Losing at the starting line is better than losing at the finish line, which saves a run.

25. Why didn't you like it after reading it?

26. I was arrested by the urban management today. He called me a beautiful woman who broke the rules.

27, the days have been tight, and today there is finally a luxury, spending 30% on video game selfies.

28. You still have to dream, or you will tell others when you drink too much.

29. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

Short legs. Don't be afraid of being short. Besides being cute, she can pick up money faster than others.

3 1、? It's getting hotter recently. Do you have any good clothes to recommend? /kloc-the kind around 30 yuan below 0/10,000.

I just want to be a waste. The more people roll, the more useless I am.

Don't mess up those useless things. After listening to them, I want to fight. If I refuse to accept it, come to me. My family lives in Room 100 1 2, Fandou Garden, Fandou Street. My father called, my mother called, and I called. I saw Grandpa Niu ask him to buy me two ice cream cakes. By the way, I told Xiaomei that I have a new way to come to my room tonight.

34. Why do other girls return your messages when they play games, but I don't? Not because they care about you more than I do, but because they will die playing games. I won't. I can't die at all. Too strong. Can you understand?

35. Other people's good sisters are sitting in the co-pilot eating snacks. I can only sit behind the battery car and say to her with milk tea and spicy tea: Lie in the trough, don't turn, don't turn, there is a car behind. She will reply to me: What are you afraid of? You have the fucking ability to kill me.

36. marry me Wash the dishes if you want, and mop the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough?

I was about to fall in love, but the river god said to me, "Don't throw garbage into the river".

Success comes from hard work the day after tomorrow, so take a rest today and tomorrow.

39. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

40. The most beautiful thing in this world is to eat meat, not to betray or cheat, to eat a catty and grow a catty, and to treat each other sincerely forever!

4 1, exercise is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like exercise because I'm not the kind of person who longs for enjoyment.

42. The reason why I eat myself so roundly is to avoid being looked down upon by others.

43. I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family to luxury villas. I'm not dependent on others. I came up with it myself, bit by bit!

44. I don't have a boyfriend, probably because I gave all kinds of amorous feelings to the camera.

45. Because I am too introverted, I have never been able to rush to settle the bill.

46. People used to call me a loser: Who are you talking about? Now people call me a loser: what a good judge.

47. If I had made my life into a movie, I would have thought of the name of the movie, called Poor Life.

48. I had a very unrealistic dream last night, dreaming that I became a multimillionaire. This is not a good sign. Really, I usually have hundreds of millions.

49. The husband was scolded by his wife for doing something wrong, and then they didn't answer each other until his wife farted. After the husband also farted, the wife said, "Hey, how dare you talk back?"

50. If you don't give your health a penny, the hospital will help you pull it out.