Language is not amazing! What did Xiong Haizi say to make people laugh?

Taking my son to a friend's wedding, my son looked at the bride and cried into tears. He asked inexplicably. Dad, why is Aunt crying? ?

Me:? When my aunt gets married, it means going to live in someone else's house. She can't go home often, and she cries when she feels uncomfortable. ?

The son suddenly shouted:? Dad, why don't we marry mom, too Just let her come back to wash clothes once in a while, and don't be scolded often! ?

In an instant, all eyes were on my wife. At that moment, I read her lips? You're finished.

Why is my son still around? Marry mom out? Happy.